I declare war on ___ with ___.

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I declare war on boredom with Imagine Dragons.

I declare war on Imagine Dragons by firing nukes through my project imagination doorway.

I declare war on writer's block with vidya gaimz!

I declare war on whoever makes the 128th post with whatever they declare war with.

I declare war on justice with random acts of cruelty!

I declare war on the common cold, with plenty of warm cider

I declare war on the war on drugs with Tylenol.

I declare war on tiredness with sleep.

I declare war on feminism with the patriarchy.

I declare war on patriarchy with... wait I'm part of the patriarchy...

I declare war on hypocrisy with basic logic.

I declare war on logic with myself.

I declare war on Forum Games with whatever.

I declare war on the sexism threads with Forum Games!

I declare war on stuff with things.

I declare war on logic with insanity!

I declare war on science with monkeys!

I declare war on monkeys with bananas.

I declare war on the podcat with the communicast.

I declare war on trolls with flames!

I declare war on thsilentman with thenoisyman.

I declare war on Fijiman with Willie Nelson.
You're so dead.

I declare war on cold (weather not illness) with a flamethrower!

I declare war on flamethrowers with high fuel costs.

I declare war on inflation with fire. AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

I declare war on war with more war.

I declare war on hippies with mortgages.

I declare war on MrCollins (because he is a jerk right now) with ILLOGIC!

I declare war on the off topic section with threads that aren't about gun, sexism, and whatever else has been done to death in that section.

I declare war on the R&P section with:

I DECLARE WAR ON WHALES WITH NEONBOB!

I declare war on controversy with twisted morality!

I declare war on wine with beer.

I declare war on beer with absinthe because... whoa, dude look at all the colours

I declare war on pastries with very hungry people.

I declare war on hungry people with slow starvation... then I lock them in room... then they eat eachother to survive... then the last one dies of starvation/ dehydration... then I laugh... then I remember it's the sims

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