I declare war on ___ with ___.

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I declare war on Superman with kneecapping.

I declare war on dinner with breakfast

I declare war on the Imperial Guard with some good plasma bombs.

I declare war on all of Boston with ducks!

I declare war on dwarves with bunker busters.

I declare war on dwarves with objects placed on high shelves.

I declare war on balloons with pencil rifles.

I declare war on the dungeon with ducks!

I declare war on stamps with snails.

I declare war on Napoleon with dynamite.

I declare war on girls with rubber band guns.

I declare war on paint with balls.

I declare war on mathematics with brain-eating parasites.

I declare war on obesity with exercise and sensible eating.

I declare war on happy endings with nuclear warheads.

I declare war on Barbas' war with my own war!

I declare war on the oceans with radioactive fallout.

I declare war on all with none.

I declare war on some with some other.

I declare war on knees with hammers!

I declare war on insects with incendiary mines.

I declare war on wasps with flamethrowers!

I declare war on volleyballs with steamrollers.

I declare war on toast with butter.

I declare war on RNG with viscous, unending stabbing.

I declare war on kangaroos with wombats.

I declare war on scurvy with fruit!

I declare war on boredom with this thing.

I declare war on bottoms with ulfsarks.

I declare war on everything with Brick's fists.

I declare war on tier 5 with the Flakker.

I declare war on the Commonwealth with KillBots 01 through 06.

I declare war on KillBots with B-52s.

I declare war weasels with gophers!

I declare war on work with I don't wanna.

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