I declare war on ___ with ___.

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Redlin5:
I DECLARE WAR ON WHALES WITH NEONBOB!

I lately declare war on cephalopods as well. With Redlin, of course.

I declare war on pancakes with syrup!

I declare war on the Vatican with atheism!

I declare war on fucked up things with fire!

I declare war on page 5 with page 6.

I declare war on assholes with Pyromancy.

EAT IT ASSHOLES!

Neonbob:

Redlin5:
I DECLARE WAR ON WHALES WITH NEONBOB!

I lately declare war on cephalopods as well. With Redlin, of course.

I declare war on lateness with Neonbob!

I declare war on pyromancy with dihydrogen monoxide

I declare war on dihydrogen monoxide with large blocks of carbon.

I declare holy war on Argentina with Magic

I declare war on time itself with my buddy Redlin!

I declare war on insomnia with Cave Story!

I declare war on motorcycles with hover bikes.

I declare war on sugar with salt!

I declare war war on fantasy with science fiction!

I declare war on something with something else.

I declare war on something else with even more vague statements

I declare war on vague statements with pie.

I declare war on Captcha with ShinglesInfo!

I declare war on books with smaller books.

I declare war on life with death!

I declare war on death with Mary Shelly's magic book of unscience

I declare war on Anti-American Eagle with Pro-English Chicken.

I DECLARE WAR ON FORUM GAMES WITH LOGIC!!

I declare war on the banhammer with... wait, what can one use to beat the banhammer?

I declare the war on derivatives with Khan Academy!

I declare war on penguins with force.

I declare war on poverty with kindness!

SPAMBOT! I DECLARE WAR ON YOU WITH THE MODERATION TEAM'S BANHAMMER!

I declare war on cold with warm.

I declare war on tiredness with caffeine!

I declare war on robots with a sapper.

I declare war on spies with fire.

I declare war hunger with potatoes.

I declare war on history with repetition!

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