I declare war on ___ with ___.

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I declare war on the world with chess!

I declare war on mispronunciation with ridicule.

I declare war on ridicule with political correctness and condescending politeness.

I declare war on the Escapist with spambots.

I declare war on Canada with a butterknife!

I declare war on wooden spoons with metal spoons that are wielding tiny knives.

I declare war on my procrastination with some motivation!

I declare war on motivation with demotivationals.

declare war on the number 245097 with the number 860013.

I declare war on war with violence.

I declare war on violence with nerve gas...

I declare war on war with peace!

I declare war on the invisible aliens with giant invisible robots.

I declare war on giant invisible robots by letting everyone out of the insane asylums

I declare war on war with even more wars!

Fallout narrator:
"War, war never changes"

I declare war on The Westboro Baptist Church with rainbows.

I declare war on rainbows with weird anti depressant ads.

I declare war on cat hair with an electric hair cutter.

I declare war on technology with more technology!

I declare war on my veins with anthrax.

I declare war on the gnomes with my army of memes.

I declare war on snow with a shovel.

I declare war on shovels with a horde of miniature rust monsters

I declare war on my productivity with this site!

I declare war on Google with Super Google.

I declare war on Super Google with Super Yahoo

I declare war on whatever the person above me declared war with with originality.

I declare war on Fijiman's heretical originality with... holy... um...

I declare war on Tree Dwelling Hippies with Vietnam Era Bombers and Napalm.

I declare war on indecisiveness with flipping coins.

I declare war on Off-Topic with illogic!

I declare war on hunger tonight with a delicious plate of spaghetti and meatballs.

I declare war on badges with pins.

I declare war on sanity with nitrous oxide

I declare war on less time with more time!

I declare war on bungee jumping enthusiasts with potato cannons.

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