I declare war on ___ with ___.

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I declare war on fire with more fire!~

I declare war on all tacos with an acid-laced trash bag!

I declare war on normal burritos with burritos made entirely out of tofu.

I declare war on turkey with super chickens!

I declare war on drugs with and army of nagging mothers.

I declare war on bad parking with a tow truck~

I declare war on fish with land.

I declare war on history with science!

I declare war on skydiving with faulty parachutes.

I declare war on pain with painkillers.

I declare war on my eyes with an All day gaming session!

I declare war on Para with Waffles! >:D

I declare war on Red with Pancakes! >:O

I declare war on Para with syrup!

I declare war on all three of you with bacon.

I declare war on bacon with tasteless bricks of tofu.

I declare war on tasteless blocks of tofu with bacon flavored soy sauce.

I declare war on humans with plague rats.

I declare war on wooden ships with space lasers.

I declare war on the French with an army of self aware guillotines.

I declare war on this game with RANDOM!

I declare war on random with Rand00M!

I declare war on England with the English.

I declare war on France with German

I declare war on eagles with RAVENS.

I declare war on atomic bombs with Einstein.

I declare war on wait times with cheating.

I declare war on depression with medication!

I declare war on my failure to play chess with some DOTA!

I declare war on Tyranids with virus bombs.

I declare war on pigeons with clay pigeons.

I declare war on people with weapons!

I declare ants with wasps!

I declare war on eyeballs with the sun.

I declare war on CDs with .MP3s!

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