I declare war on ___ with ___.

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I declare war on playstations with sledgehammers.

I declare war on VCRs with sledgehammers.

I declare war on decency with pop.

I declare war on sanity with a tantalizing red button.

I declare war on the Escapist with Hamsters!

I declare war on clowns with rainbow afrolizers.

I declare war on work with more work!

I declare war on lawyers with other lawyers.

I declare war on inaction with pacifists wearing bomb vests

I declare war on nationalism with some more wars !

I declare war on everyone with practical (and a few impractical) jokes.

I declare war on California Burritos with my stomach!

I declare war on monotonous life by pouring LSD into public drinking water systems.

I declare war on boredom with DOTA!

I declare war on Mormonistic polygamy with the majority of the worlds legal systems.

I have to run to the bunker now... The Basement dwellers are out. O.O

I declare war on Redlin with his own bunker.

I declare war on bunkers with nukes.

I declare war on food with hunger. Or is that the other way around?

I declare war on pancreases with diseases!

I declare war Nero with potato salad.

I declare war on counter strike with lag-ag-ag-ag-ag.

I declare war on boredom with The Witcher! Well, when it finally finishes downloading...

I declare war on jack asses in CoD with the SPAZ 12! Hahaha!

I declare war on mediocrity with Bastion.

I declare war on dwindling hard drive space with a bigger hard drive, which is unfortunately having war wage on it with lack of money. :(

I declare war on eldrich god babies with a rhythm game.

I declare war on North Korea with an even more northern Korea.

I declare war on magazines with books.

I declare war on darkness with sunlight.

I declare war on trolls with flamewars.
I of course survive the flamewar with my +1 enchanted flameshield.

I declare war on depression with optimism!

I declare war on work with some relaxation!

I declare war on silent with ice cream.

I declare war on cyanide and happiness with icecream and sadness...

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