I declare war on ___ with ___.

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I declare a war on good taste with Fox news.

I declare war on non-stabby things with stabby things.

I declare war on work with a two week notice!

I declare war on technology with a hammer.

I declare war on war with hugs.

I declare war on carpets with a vacuum. Too bad my vacuum is old and being held together by tape. T_T

I declare war on the space travel with possessed FTL ships

I declare war on heat with a fan.

I declare war on tanks with shells.

I declare war on time with The Doctor.

I declare war on Fijiman with Madagascarlady.

I declare war on memes with SUPERMEMES!

I declare war on the Captcha with refusal.

Ignore.

Ignore.

Ignore.

Ignore.
God damned, mother fucking Captcha!

I declare war on myself with my emotions.

I declare war on the stupid ass Captcha with nuclear warheads.
I really hate the Captcha right now.

I declare war on my lawn!

thesilentman:
I declare war on my lawn!

With what? A plunger?

I declare war on the stupid base heater with a ceiling fan.
I don't mind the thing kicking itself on in the winter, but this thing is kicking itself on when it 80+ degrees outside.

I declare war on capcha with cheese!

I declare war with Forum Games with posts! (So far I'm winning)

I declare war on sandcastles with a rising tide.

I declare war on sleep with an alarm clock.
So far sleep has been winning.

I declare war on oncoming depression with video games!

I declare war on my sickness with drugs...

I declare war on friends being as active as they used to be with school and jobs.

:(

I declare war on jungles with napalm.

I decpare war on waiting with the Escapist.

I declare war on my new manager with a complaint letter!

I declare war on the night by staying up!

I declare war on the person who makes the 400th post with pasta launchers.

I declare war on lunch with my teeth! Raaargh.

I declare war on not getting out of bed with mixing up my alarm tones.

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