Insult me in the most creative way possible

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OmniscientOstrich:
Kailus, past instances in which I expressed to like you, were fraudulent!

I bet you're such a dunce that you won't even pick up on the reference

kailus is indeed that much of a dunce. (Simpsons?)

kailus13:
kailus is indeed that much of a dunce. (Simpsons?)

Eeyup, seems you're not that much of a dance after all. :D You do have an ugly face though. And you smell.

OmniscientOstrich smells of a smelly walrus covered in poo.

Next to you, short planks are underweight!

Neuromancer:
Next to you, short planks are underweight!

kailus is too stupid to understand this insult.

You couldn't find your own two feet if you were looking for them!

You're so stupid that you make me look smart by comparison.

You're so twisted that twizzlers regard your mental state with awe and envy!

I will bite my thumb at kailus; which is a disgrace to him, if he bears it.

kailus13:
I will bite my thumb at kailus; which is a disgrace to him, if he bears it.

=D

Kailus, that's not Shakespeare! Kailus cannot do Shakespeare!

You don't entertain ideas, you simply bore them!

thesilentman:

kailus13:
I will bite my thumb at kailus; which is a disgrace to him, if he bears it.

=D

Kailus, that's not Shakespeare! Kailus cannot do Shakespeare!

That is not surprising. kailus cannot do anything right.

Kailus is worse at doing Shakespeare than Baz Lurhmann.

OmniscientOstrich:
Kailus is worse at doing Shakespeare than Baz Lurhmann.

kailus is so culturally inept that he doesn't understand that reference.

kailus is an obsequious MLP fanboy/girl (still don't know gender) and smells of some particularly odd deviantart and friendship. It is utterly and thoroughly sickening.

kailkus is so androgynous, people can't tell it's gender.

kailus13:

OmniscientOstrich:
Kailus is worse at doing Shakespeare than Baz Lurhmann.

kailus is so culturally inept that he doesn't understand that reference.

Then boy are you in for a treat. Set your jaw to drop:

Everyone who has posted in this thread is a complete dumbass... well shit.

If I thought you could find a way I'd tell you to go get lost!

kailus is so directionally chalenged, he couldn't find his own arse with a GPS.

YOU were the quickest and smartest of all the dumb-ass sperm yer dad shot off?!?!

kaulus is so full of it you can smell him two towns over.

If had a penny for every time you did something stupid, I would have a considerable amount of pennies.

You are slimier than the slimiest slime ball politician. And you smell bad.

You are more unreliable to keep your promises than politicians on a presidential campaign!

You are even more useless than the dog in Fable 3.

kailus is so stupid he can't think of an insult.

Neuromancer couldn't get out of a wet paper bag even if only hit hand was inside of it.

Fijiman is a good demonstration of why some mammals eat their children.

kailus is a meany mean meany meanie!

Kailus served as the inspiration for this song:

kailus doesn't understand the meaning of tact. kailus doesn't understand the meaning of decency. kailus doesn't understand much at all in fact.

Kailus' laptop is so crappy that it can't even play simple flash games without crashing.

Wait a minute, mine can't do that either...crap. :(

kailus doesnt understand grammar

Kailus is boring that when he makes a post to bump a thread he ends up killing it for good.

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