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From here, you must blow a hole in the acid, using...

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another cheat code, hidden at...

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the moon lander site,

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which can only be obtained by attaching a piece of jelly toast to a cat, therefore creating a paradox, in which the jelly-coated toast (that always lands on the side with jelly) and the cat (that always lands on its feet)levitate in mid-air, effectively breaking the laws of gravity, causing an unbalancing in the very fabric of time and space in the universe that causes Chuck Norris to appear at said moon lander site to roundhouse kick you in the face. The cheat code is now imprinted on your forehead.

(Edited "rick" to "kick" sry)

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which is written in a language you cannot understand.

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The only way to understand the language is to...

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have unprotected gay sex with your elementary school principle while yoou...

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fry the eggs of a dodo bird...

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while eating a chili dog cooked in...

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[Seems kinda dumb...]

an oven, made by...

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the sweat of three healthy young men. After you eat the chili dog you...

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must get a hippo with aids to sneeze on you....

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while singing the song that never ends backwards...

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while making both a blue and orange portal be on the same spot while...

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using the developer's console to spawn the magnum so you can...

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shoot yourself in the head while having your mom...

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pour death water into a green portal...

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which is making...

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Gordon Freeman die, meaning you...

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need to run for

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the BBQ sauce so that you can...

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Then create a portal directly in front of you and directly behind you, and repeatedly kick your own ass for five minutes.

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Press Junketeer
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After that, scream loudly at the screen...

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as you type in the infamous exploit code from Freakazoid...

Copy Clerk
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with only your knees, a small child's eye, and the left buttock of a baboon. After, you have to press...

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your toes in dog poo and...

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lie to your dentist, since...

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Your teeth were lost in the last battle, then...

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Stab yourself in the eyes repeatedly until

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you get Wrath of the Lich King beta acess so you can...

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Find the crystal controller to...

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make G.I.R. get tacos so...

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Zim can step through the purple portal, generated by...

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typing "enable host_(Somebody fill in this space)"

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while juggiling three live frag grenades with one toe...

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