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1)   2 Aug 2008 20:32
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 882
Joined: 1 Jan 2008

Pretty easy game.Post your haikus.

I saw a Pyro
Tried to blast his tiny brains out
Shit he is close...arghhhh!

2)   2 Aug 2008 21:24
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3896
Joined: 4 May 2008

I have the gas now,
But to complete my full scheme,
I need more pylons.

3)   2 Aug 2008 22:23
BANNED
Posts: 6317
Joined: 29 Nov 2007

Gordon Freeman has
Zero Point Energy Gun,
crowbar to the face

Portal opens now
Love Weighted Companion Cube
The cake is a lie

User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent)
4)   2 Aug 2008 22:29
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3896
Joined: 4 May 2008

Speedy thing goes in,
And a speedy thing comes out.
For that, Chell, is Portal.

5)   3 Aug 2008 00:41
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1765
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

A blade in the crowd
Swift as the Eagle may fly
Altaïr strikes soon

Rolling stuff for fun
Destroying entire towns
It's Katamari

inevitable
Madly swinging the crowbar
Headcrab eats your face

6)   3 Aug 2008 16:28
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3896
Joined: 4 May 2008

We have all your base.
Someone set us up the bomb!
All for great honour.

7)   3 Aug 2008 22:15
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1765
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

Zombies in a mall
Everything is a weapon
Only three more days

8)   20 Aug 2008 11:01
Beat Writer
Posts: 170
Joined: 18 Aug 2008

banana
I killed it
I got 10k points

9)   20 Aug 2008 11:17
On the Record
Posts: 6467
Joined: 24 Apr 2008

I Shot an Ally.
He Fell Out Of The Map Area.
Was He Ever There?

10)   22 Aug 2008 05:39
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 642
Joined: 6 Mar 2008

Are those mutants dead?
I no longer have ammo.
Am dead in two swats.

By the way that's a reference to Uncharted.

11)   14 Sep 2008 16:03
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1370
Joined: 5 Jul 2008

I killed a henchman
He had a wife and six kids
I slept peacefully

12)   14 Sep 2008 16:06
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4433
Joined: 14 Jan 2008

Orc, Elf, or Kajjit?
The options are infinite.
It's only just starting.

13)   14 Sep 2008 16:16
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1812
Joined: 20 Aug 2008

Sand zombies galore,
Their foe leaps high overhead.
So agile, that Prince.

14)   14 Sep 2008 17:57
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1765
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

Oh no you didn't
Mercenaries want their cash
But you didn't pay

15)   14 Sep 2008 21:37
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1370
Joined: 5 Jul 2008

Guitar or Sickle
My favorite ways to kill
Kill every last one

16)   16 Jan 2009 22:43
Beat Writer
Posts: 136
Joined: 8 Jan 2009

Trough the fire on hard
The flames can't stop my riffs now
Fuck those hammer-ons

17)   18 Jan 2009 13:56
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1075
Joined: 4 Sep 2008

The locust tunnel,
But I have the chainsaw gun.
Shameless blood splatter.

Angsty immigrant
Seeking that special someone.
Ignore my cousin.

18)   18 Jan 2009 14:25
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1765
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

Hunter, Boomer, Tank
Arrive at the hospital.
Zombie-proof Chopper.

19)   18 Jan 2009 16:34
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1460
Joined: 21 Jun 2008

A former princess
Now half the size of us all
Annoying, at first

"It's time for revenge."
"Let's attack aggressively."
Lamest quotes ever

20)   18 Jan 2009 17:15
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1079
Joined: 23 Oct 2008

Why don't you talk, Link?
Did a bomb blow off your tongue?
Is that why you yell?

21)   18 Jan 2009 17:28
The_root_of_all_evil
Time Lord
Posts: 9984
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

Hey, Listen! Navvi here.
Hey Listen! Hey Listen! Hey!
I'm your help..URK...SPLAT!

I have seen such sights
Orion ships aflame, C beams glitter
Like tears...Time to die.

Hunters On Francis!
DO.I.LOOK.LIKE.ONE.OF.THEM?
Cover me. I'm healing.

22)   18 Jan 2009 18:05
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2376
Joined: 29 Oct 2008

When I shoot the car
Run alone to the safe room
Everybody dies.

23)   28 Jan 2009 01:52
Muckraker
Posts: 294
Joined: 20 Aug 2008

Final boss won't fall
Lifebar down to ten percent
I need more quarters.

24)   28 Jan 2009 02:07
Beat Writer
Posts: 195
Joined: 15 May 2008

Imps with paper masks
For some reason don't like wolves
Even painted ones

25)   28 Jan 2009 02:10
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1412
Joined: 9 Jun 2008

The Saints now rule all
Do I stop to enjoy this?
NO! Let's go kill thugs!

Play some Bebe's Kids?
I would much rather jam some
sharp glass in my skull.

26)   28 Jan 2009 02:17
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 959
Joined: 1 Jan 2009

Halo 3 is good
Played by kidz
Who live in the hood

Why so serious?
Arkham asylum come!
Mark Hamill....yah.

27)   28 Jan 2009 04:20
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1765
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

DK, Donkey Kong
Wasn't in the the 3rd Country.
Kiddy/Dixie? Bah!

28)   28 Jan 2009 04:40
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4201
Joined: 30 Oct 2008

The BroodMother calls
I cannot elude her will
Battle draws me forth.

A silent whisper
A shimmering pool of life.
Always out of sight.

The last one was the Force, but whatever.

29)   28 Jan 2009 05:24
BANNED
Posts: 2513
Joined: 3 Dec 2008

Regeneration?
Double Jump Defies Physics,
Respawn in 10, 9...

User was banned for: The artist in thee. (Permanent)
30)   28 Jan 2009 06:10
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1493
Joined: 15 Jul 2008

Most of these are wrong
Can you not count syllables
Videogames rule.

31)   28 Jan 2009 06:29
Beat Writer
Posts: 134
Joined: 9 Jan 2009

Grapple to the roof
Elevator Action ruled
God I miss that game

32)   28 Jan 2009 06:44
Beat Writer
Posts: 216
Joined: 30 Oct 2008

Stick together, team.
You take point, now go, go, go!
Fire in the hole! *BOOM*

Love ya, Mad King Thorn!
I think you are teh sexy.
Will you have my child?

33)   28 Jan 2009 11:29
Copy Clerk
Posts: 58
Joined: 14 Jan 2009

Unemployed, I game
Planetside, brings sweet memories
God, I have no life

 
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