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| Pretty easy game.Post your haikus.
I saw a Pyro Tried to blast his tiny brains out Shit he is close...arghhhh! |
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| I have the gas now, But to complete my full scheme, I need more pylons. |
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| Gordon Freeman has Zero Point Energy Gun, crowbar to the face
Portal opens now Love Weighted Companion Cube The cake is a lie |
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| Speedy thing goes in, And a speedy thing comes out. For that, Chell, is Portal. |
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| A blade in the crowd Swift as the Eagle may fly Altaïr strikes soon
Rolling stuff for fun Destroying entire towns It's Katamari
inevitable Madly swinging the crowbar Headcrab eats your face |
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| We have all your base. Someone set us up the bomb! All for great honour. |
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| Zombies in a mall Everything is a weapon Only three more days |
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| banana I killed it I got 10k points |
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| I Shot an Ally. He Fell Out Of The Map Area. Was He Ever There? |
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| Are those mutants dead? I no longer have ammo. Am dead in two swats.
By the way that's a reference to Uncharted. |
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| I killed a henchman He had a wife and six kids I slept peacefully |
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| Orc, Elf, or Kajjit? The options are infinite. It's only just starting. |
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| Sand zombies galore, Their foe leaps high overhead. So agile, that Prince. |
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| Oh no you didn't Mercenaries want their cash But you didn't pay |
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| Guitar or Sickle My favorite ways to kill Kill every last one |
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| Trough the fire on hard The flames can't stop my riffs now Fuck those hammer-ons |
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| The locust tunnel, But I have the chainsaw gun. Shameless blood splatter.
Angsty immigrant Seeking that special someone. Ignore my cousin. |
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| Hunter, Boomer, Tank Arrive at the hospital. Zombie-proof Chopper. |
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| A former princess Now half the size of us all Annoying, at first
"It's time for revenge." "Let's attack aggressively." Lamest quotes ever |
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| Why don't you talk, Link? Did a bomb blow off your tongue? Is that why you yell? |
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| Hey, Listen! Navvi here. Hey Listen! Hey Listen! Hey! I'm your help..URK...SPLAT!
I have seen such sights Orion ships aflame, C beams glitter Like tears...Time to die.
Hunters On Francis! DO.I.LOOK.LIKE.ONE.OF.THEM? Cover me. I'm healing. |
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| When I shoot the car Run alone to the safe room Everybody dies. |
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| Final boss won't fall Lifebar down to ten percent I need more quarters. |
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| Imps with paper masks For some reason don't like wolves Even painted ones |
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| The Saints now rule all Do I stop to enjoy this? NO! Let's go kill thugs!
Play some Bebe's Kids? I would much rather jam some sharp glass in my skull. |
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| Halo 3 is good Played by kidz Who live in the hood
Why so serious? Arkham asylum come! Mark Hamill....yah. |
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| DK, Donkey Kong Wasn't in the the 3rd Country. Kiddy/Dixie? Bah! |
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| The BroodMother calls I cannot elude her will Battle draws me forth.
A silent whisper A shimmering pool of life. Always out of sight.
The last one was the Force, but whatever. |
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| Regeneration? Double Jump Defies Physics, Respawn in 10, 9... |
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| Most of these are wrong Can you not count syllables Videogames rule. |
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| Grapple to the roof Elevator Action ruled God I miss that game |
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| Stick together, team. You take point, now go, go, go! Fire in the hole! *BOOM*
Love ya, Mad King Thorn! I think you are teh sexy. Will you have my child? |
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| Unemployed, I game Planetside, brings sweet memories God, I have no life |
Pretty easy game.Post your haikus.
I saw a Pyro
Tried to blast his tiny brains out
Shit he is close...arghhhh!