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Pretty easy game.Post your haikus.

I saw a Pyro
Tried to blast his tiny brains out
Shit he is close...arghhhh!

I have the gas now,
But to complete my full scheme,
I need more pylons.

Gordon Freeman has
Zero Point Energy Gun,
crowbar to the face

Portal opens now
Love Weighted Companion Cube
The cake is a lie

Speedy thing goes in,
And a speedy thing comes out.
For that, Chell, is Portal.

A blade in the crowd
Swift as the Eagle may fly
Altaïr strikes soon

Rolling stuff for fun
Destroying entire towns
It's Katamari

inevitable
Madly swinging the crowbar
Headcrab eats your face

We have all your base.
Someone set us up the bomb!
All for great honour.

Zombies in a mall
Everything is a weapon
Only three more days

banana
I killed it
I got 10k points

I Shot an Ally.
He Fell Out Of The Map Area.
Was He Ever There?

Are those mutants dead?
I no longer have ammo.
Am dead in two swats.

By the way that's a reference to Uncharted.

I killed a henchman
He had a wife and six kids
I slept peacefully

Orc, Elf, or Kajjit?
The options are infinite.
It's only just starting.

Sand zombies galore,
Their foe leaps high overhead.
So agile, that Prince.

Oh no you didn't
Mercenaries want their cash
But you didn't pay

Guitar or Sickle
My favorite ways to kill
Kill every last one

Trough the fire on hard
The flames can't stop my riffs now
Fuck those hammer-ons

The locust tunnel,
But I have the chainsaw gun.
Shameless blood splatter.

Angsty immigrant
Seeking that special someone.
Ignore my cousin.

Hunter, Boomer, Tank
Arrive at the hospital.
Zombie-proof Chopper.

A former princess
Now half the size of us all
Annoying, at first

"It's time for revenge."
"Let's attack aggressively."
Lamest quotes ever

Why don't you talk, Link?
Did a bomb blow off your tongue?
Is that why you yell?

Hey, Listen! Navvi here.
Hey Listen! Hey Listen! Hey!
I'm your help..URK...SPLAT!

I have seen such sights
Orion ships aflame, C beams glitter
Like tears...Time to die.

Hunters On Francis!
DO.I.LOOK.LIKE.ONE.OF.THEM?
Cover me. I'm healing.

When I shoot the car
Run alone to the safe room
Everybody dies.

Final boss won't fall
Lifebar down to ten percent
I need more quarters.

Imps with paper masks
For some reason don't like wolves
Even painted ones

The Saints now rule all
Do I stop to enjoy this?
NO! Let's go kill thugs!

Play some Bebe's Kids?
I would much rather jam some
sharp glass in my skull.

Halo 3 is good
Played by kidz
Who live in the hood

Why so serious?
Arkham asylum come!
Mark Hamill....yah.

DK, Donkey Kong
Wasn't in the the 3rd Country.
Kiddy/Dixie? Bah!

The BroodMother calls
I cannot elude her will
Battle draws me forth.

A silent whisper
A shimmering pool of life.
Always out of sight.

The last one was the Force, but whatever.

Regeneration?
Double Jump Defies Physics,
Respawn in 10, 9...

Most of these are wrong
Can you not count syllables
Videogames rule.

Grapple to the roof
Elevator Action ruled
God I miss that game

Stick together, team.
You take point, now go, go, go!
Fire in the hole! *BOOM*

Love ya, Mad King Thorn!
I think you are teh sexy.
Will you have my child?

Unemployed, I game
Planetside, brings sweet memories
God, I have no life

 
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