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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4621 Joined: 3 Mar 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1678 Joined: 2 Jan 2008     | Obviously a Dewgong would win-- especially if he has Body Slam to paralyze, then Ice Beam to finish the job. How can we solve world hunger? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4621 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | By taking away people's stomachs. Is there a surefire way to brainwash a person? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1058 Joined: 2 Jul 2008     | Yes, with a spoon, some water, and the NEW CILIT BANG! Bang, and those pesky individual thoughts, are gone! Is there a way to make BT improve their poor service? Preferably involving violence? |
Muckraker  Posts: 276 Joined: 17 Jul 2008     | It involves their customer service manager, salt, and a cheesegrater. Can you still not believe it's not butter? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4621 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | Look, it says 'Extra Spreadable.' How can it NOT be butter? What is the ultimate form of torture? |
Muckraker Posts: 276 Joined: 17 Jul 2008 | Teletubbies. How do you escape a high security prison? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4621 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | Using a toy pick and a Bible. (See "The Shawshank Redemption") What makes the coolest explosion? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4621 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | None other than Spartan Bananna! Who said bananas couldn't be king? Where do I go to find the tastiest egg sandwich ever? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4264 Joined: 14 Jan 2008   | Well you must first do the swim. After this ceremonial dance has been done you run around in a circle 47 times you then stand on one leg for exactly 4:37 and then walk down you local cafe Where is my iPod? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008    | Under your bed, twit. Is Sporn morally right? |
On the Record  Posts: 6816 Joined: 23 Dec 2007    | As much as Custer's Revenge is. Can oneself get at the resource folders for Half-Life 2 if it's a legit copy? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1659 Joined: 8 Apr 2008    | Only after 36 hours of intense bureaucratic form-filling, line-waiting, signature-gaining, stamp-approving, and general paper shuffling. What's the worst thing a person can do at a job interview? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4264 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 | Stab the interviewer, it's not likely to earn you any good points If I were to attempt to take over the world and fail, what would happen to me? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3234 Joined: 8 May 2008 | you would fail...get a job as an accountant, find a woman, grow old together, and eventually try again when you're 90 If I were to make a massive airship, and named it the Titanic II, what would happen |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4058 Joined: 4 Jul 2008   | It would get hit by two bolts of lightning and crash onto a Iceberg and explode. If I was Doctor Who. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4621 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | You would probably have run out of regenerations by now. What would happen if PurpleRain decided to join the SDP? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4058 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | I am guessing their would be an internal power struggle that involves Cluthu and many other supernatural beings and planetary bombardment. What would happen if I was god? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1049 Joined: 19 Jun 2008   | Then peanut butter would be made by mixing peanuts with butter. What would happen if I were to name a skyscraper after the floor? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4138 Joined: 27 Apr 2008  | Then the particles of the universe would split apart causing everyone to die in a firey death-trap |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1537 Joined: 22 Jul 2008    | You would be only half as yellow. And harder to peel. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4138 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | The Thread would end |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 92 Joined: 23 Jun 2008   | We would be saved from their hostile takeover planned in 2012. How do you describe a color to a blind person? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4621 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | Tell him to watch out for Red, as Red is out to get him. All the others are Red's evil henchmen, and they're everywhere, always watching... How do you read Braille? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1049 Joined: 19 Jun 2008 | The same way you read faces. What would happen if Febreeze never existed? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4621 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | The world will be upgraded to 'stank'. How will the world end in 2012? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2350 Joined: 14 Sep 2007   | Death by lolcats. What would the world be like if Hitler knew how to tapdance? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1587 Joined: 7 Mar 2008   | He would be tapdancing in hell instead of painting roses. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1109 Joined: 1 Jun 2008  | If by "licks" you mean "heavy cinder blocks" ... two. Maybe one! Depends on your upper body strength. How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol Hoards got bored? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2350 Joined: 14 Sep 2007 | I, uh...what? What happens When God Logs-Off? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2164 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | The great server in the sky resets How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1109 Joined: 1 Jun 2008 | It can't and I refuse to discuss the hypothetical! How does the economy work? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2350 Joined: 14 Sep 2007 | Badly. How would one go about choking a penguin? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1587 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | With their bare hands. If the answer is 42, what's the question? |
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The goal of this game is to ask a question, and the person below must answer it in a humorous manner, and ask a question themself, which will be answered in the same way.
For Example:
Person 1: What is the Meaning of Life?
Person 2: 42. Where do I find the Holy Grail?
Person 3: In the castle of AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
and so on.
Let me start:
If a killer whale and an a Dugong got into a fight, who would come out on top?
I hope this thread doesn't fail...