The goal of this game is to ask a question, and the person below must answer it in a humorous manner, and ask a question themself, which will be answered in the same way.

For Example:

Person 1: What is the Meaning of Life?

Person 2: 42. Where do I find the Holy Grail?

Person 3: In the castle of AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

and so on.

Let me start:

If a killer whale and an a Dugong got into a fight, who would come out on top?

I hope this thread doesn't fail...

Obviously a Dewgong would win-- especially if he has Body Slam to paralyze, then Ice Beam to finish the job.

How can we solve world hunger?

By taking away people's stomachs.

Is there a surefire way to brainwash a person?

Yes, with a spoon, some water, and the NEW CILIT BANG!

Bang, and those pesky individual thoughts, are gone!

Is there a way to make BT improve their poor service? Preferably involving violence?

It involves their customer service manager, salt, and a cheesegrater.

Can you still not believe it's not butter?

Look, it says 'Extra Spreadable.' How can it NOT be butter?

What is the ultimate form of torture?

Teletubbies.

How do you escape a high security prison?

Using a toy pick and a Bible. (See "The Shawshank Redemption")

What makes the coolest explosion?

A baby's head.

Who is the king of Sparta?

None other than Spartan Bananna! Who said bananas couldn't be king?

Where do I go to find the tastiest egg sandwich ever?

Well you must first do the swim. After this ceremonial dance has been done you run around in a circle 47 times you then stand on one leg for exactly 4:37 and then walk down you local cafe

Where is my iPod?

Under your bed, twit.

Is Sporn morally right?

As much as Custer's Revenge is.

Can oneself get at the resource folders for Half-Life 2 if it's a legit copy?

Stab the interviewer, it's not likely to earn you any good points

If I were to attempt to take over the world and fail, what would happen to me?

you would fail...get a job as an accountant, find a woman, grow old together, and eventually try again when you're 90

If I were to make a massive airship, and named it the Titanic II, what would happen

It would get hit by two bolts of lightning and crash onto a Iceberg and explode.

If I was Doctor Who.

You would probably have run out of regenerations by now.

What would happen if PurpleRain decided to join the SDP?

I am guessing their would be an internal power struggle that involves Cluthu and many other supernatural beings and planetary bombardment.

What would happen if I was god?

Then peanut butter would be made by mixing peanuts with butter.

What would happen if I were to name a skyscraper after the floor?

Then the particles of the universe would split apart causing everyone to die in a firey death-trap
What would happen if my name was Spartan Orange?

You would be only half as yellow. And harder to peel.
What would happen if my question didn't get answered?

The Thread would end
What would happed if there were no computers on earth

We would be saved from their hostile takeover planned in 2012.

How do you describe a color to a blind person?

Tell him to watch out for Red, as Red is out to get him. All the others are Red's evil henchmen, and they're everywhere, always watching...

How do you read Braille?

The same way you read faces.

What would happen if Febreeze never existed?

The world will be upgraded to 'stank'.

How will the world end in 2012?

Death by lolcats.

What would the world be like if Hitler knew how to tapdance?

He would be tapdancing in hell instead of painting roses.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

If by "licks" you mean "heavy cinder blocks" ... two. Maybe one! Depends on your upper body strength.

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol Hoards got bored?

I, uh...what?

What happens When God Logs-Off?

The great server in the sky resets

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It can't and I refuse to discuss the hypothetical!

How does the economy work?

Badly.

How would one go about choking a penguin?

With their bare hands.

If the answer is 42, what's the question?