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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008    | Out of nowhere comes a Picahcu, who uses Flash to drive away the shade! |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 523 Joined: 23 Mar 2008    | Ash leaps from behind a building and throws a pokeball at Pikachu, sealing him away for all eternity. |
On the Record Posts: 6472 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
Lobo guts ash like a hog. Nothing fancy, he's freaking Lobo. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | THE ULTRA JOE strikes down Lobo with his mighty broadsword, rending the Wolverene wannabe twine. |
Muckraker  Posts: 239 Joined: 25 Mar 2008     |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008    | The Imbraggible Crunk gently meanders into Ultra Joe and politely askes him to leave |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 |
If I get +10 Internets for remembering one of the most poular anime of all time, you get +20 for that. Out of nowhere comes the Gundam Zero Wing, blasting Crunk and the building he's on, to bits (although leaving The Ultra Joe suspiciously unharmed...) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4436 Joined: 14 Jan 2008   | Dante plays a guitar solo on nevan and electrifies Gundam Zero Wing. |
On the Record  Posts: 5175 Joined: 3 Mar 2008    |
You better not be referring to me. I hate it when people misspell/misinterpret my name. Zero Beat comes along and tags on Gundam, therefore rendering him colourful. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 |
No, he's referring to a little mentioned Hulk-clone from Dexter's Lab. +20 Internets to him (yes, it was nessecary to rheitorate myself). Just for assuming he was talking about you, I'm going continue with his post. Nevan then turns on Dante, filling him with electriciy until he explodes. |
On the Record Posts: 6472 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | Oh Man, Val Hallen! Major Glory! The Memories! A Dark Chorus Appears And Heralds Satan Himself As He Visits An Eternity Of Death And Pain In An Instant Upon Nevan. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | A black hole appears, sucking in everything in the immediate viscinity. |
On the Record Posts: 6472 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | Oh great, including me, so i cant freaking post. Good work logician. Where's your logic now? |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 424 Joined: 20 Dec 2007     | A giant ball of crap blocks up the black hole. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4233 Joined: 27 Apr 2008   | A dungbeetle takes away the giant ball of crap making the black hole collapse |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1290 Joined: 4 May 2008    | The ball of lint distracts the dung beetle long enough to transform back into Kiefer Sutherland, who eats it. |
On the Record Posts: 6472 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | And Then The Emperor Of Mankind Smote Him Down. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 170 Joined: 18 Aug 2008  | A giant cookie lands from the universe and destroys The Emperor Of Mankind with magic gas missiles, leaving nothing but chocolate crisps on the ground. (spooky) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1290 Joined: 4 May 2008 | Suddenly, an assassin in pink robes slit the throat of the gaint cookie, and began to dance an irish jig like no ones business |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2587 Joined: 30 Jun 2008    | Blanka comes out of nowhere and bites down on the assassins neck. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 192 Joined: 26 Jul 2008  | Ryu appears and hadokens Blanka into next week. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 926 Joined: 14 Feb 2008   | Ryu suddenly scream in pain as a giant claymore sword is shoved through his back and out his chest. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | A giant floating battleaxe floats omminously into view, he eyes the claymore menacingly and cries "What are you doing here knave, I am the only true floating magical weapon here! leave this instant." Moved by the axes stiring words, the claymore faded out of existince amid heartfelt sobs |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1290 Joined: 4 May 2008 | The claymore sword drops to the ground. it knows not why it just killed ryu. it simply was there, and now ryu lies dead. suddenly, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar bursts onto the scene hunting his nemesis; some bastard who is presumably responsible for something bad. He melts the claymore down and inhales it like crystal methe. It is an easter weekend to remember |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | (Fine I guess I'll go with your one then) Sir Digby chicken Caesar suddenly lurches forward, clutching his chest, he realises too late that molten metal is not the healthiest of substances to inhale. As blood begins to seep through the pores of his skin a small brown Slug slithers (as they do) towards him. Sir Digby looks at the slug, in too much pain to speak. The Slug suddenly breaks into a rousing chorus of "We are the champions" as Sir Digby bleeds away on the pavement |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4233 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | A mouse comes and eats the slug |
BANNED  Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008   | TheBobmaster plagiarizes the movie Mouse Hunt until the mouse dies. User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | All of natures little furry creatures (both big and small) rise up from their burrows and their fields and yea, even from their ponds and streams, they swarm over TheBobmaster and crush him (except for the Otters, their part in the battle mostly involved shouting lewd and hurtful comments about TheBobmaster's mother) |
Muckraker Posts: 239 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 | The ARX-7 Arbalest then arrives on the scene, and with the power of the Lambda Driver it creates a wave of energy that vaporizes the little furry critters. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | The Green Ranger calls upon his Dragonzord, who rises out of the water and anhilates the ARZ Arbalest. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | Adam West (the real Adam West) pops out from a manhole and whispers "Droznogard", causing the already faulty robotic mind of Draganzord to snap, The Green Ranger heads for the hills as Dragonzord has robot spasms on the pavement. |
On the Record Posts: 6472 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | And Then Spiderman Did Smite Adam West With A Web-bullet. |
BANNED Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | And then Alex Trebek comes in and quizzes him to death User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | Unicron decends menacingly from the heavens, then alows Alex Trebek a few seconds to (as he put it) "really think about what he'd done." Mr Trebek is then Obliterated in an instant. |
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The 13th Angel of Heavens Oblivion Squad brings the light of the true justice and banishes the shade into hell, her sword of pure righteousness is the final edge of this world, her shield the immovable object, Her will the unstoppable force.
Beat that.