A dragon comes out of nowhere and eats the maid...

A cane toad slowly climbs up the dragon's back without it realising, inch by inch, until the cane toad is sitting on the dragon's head. the cane toad then sprays thermite from it's tounge, killing the dragon in a spray of white-hot powder.

Through an elaborate series of planned events involving a three ton weight, an opera, a disgruntled journalist and a Mafia boss, the cane toad is assassinated by Agent 47 while a deep voice in the background shouts "Headshot!"

Agent 47 finally hears about the movie, and promptly kills himself.
A trout flops down from the sky to take his place.

A fox leaps up and catches the trout in it's jaws, eating it shortly thereafter.

The ghosts of a crab and a goat float towards the fox and say "Fox, no one can beat you, we offer an alliance, together we can be even stronger."
By way of scent, the fox indicates that he would like this to be the case.
The three great animals fuse together to form Fox...goat...crab... thing.

A sith lord comes and rips the Fox, Goat, Crab thing apart with the force while making each into a delectable dinner which he eats.

A leprechaun, who refers to himslef only as "this one", sauntered out from behind a rubbish truck and leapt apon the sith lords head. Where he began to dance a merry jig, crushing the skull of his hapless victim

Petey then bites the leprechan, poison's him, and turns him green until "this one" dies.

Hey... you can't get killed from poison! (what trickery be this?)
A walrus (affectionately named Waldo) plummets from the sky and squashes petey under his massive bulk, it then dances (oh and what a dance it was...)

A chainsaw wielding Dr. Salvador comes and fillets Waldo the Walrus.

Dr. salvador is then squashed by a meteor, it then stands up and dances.(don't ask me how that's possible.)

No waldo! (he was the greatest mind of his generation)
Harvey Birdman however is quick to utilise Salvador's weakness, he grabs a sack and shoves it down on the doctors head. Then flies over to a steep ravine and calls out "over here you vile cretin!" Salvador charges at the sound and falls to his death.

Edit: damn, Ninja'd (how ironic)

Harvey Birdman lands atop the meteor and dances with it, the two decide to join forces and travel the countryside as a preformance arts duo.
Harveys eagle (I forget it's name) stays behind at the site of all this bloodshed and sulks

harvey's eagle is the rolled over by the giant snot ball of DOOOOMMM!!!!!!

A giant (and I mean giant, like... bigger than that building there *points to building you cannot see*) toddler picks up said giant snot ball and promptly eats it

a tiny fly then lands on the toddler, picks it up, and carries it into the demention of bad puns, the fly then flies out and sits on a donut on the ground.

Lard lad comes and squishes the fly because it was sitting on his doughnut, before going crazy and destroying everything in sight.

A sparrow lands on lard lad's shoulder and enters into his ear, cackling in a mad voice.
He seats himself atop lard lad's metal brain and shouts out "You fools used to mock me for my size, now it shall be you that is... well actually I'm going to crush you with these metal feet but I think thats fair enough"

Colenel Sanders turns the sparrow into KFS.

Adam Sandler jumps out from behind his desk, fists clenched and face red with the most pure hatred he can conjour up "You're wrong Colonel Sanders! My mah discovered gravity! Isiac Newton is the devil!" Colonel Sanders is unphased by this, so Adam quickly adds "Also, you have been dead for 28 years" The Colonel nodds, says "well that would explain the decomposition effect my skin has obtained" and collapses into dust.

Jamie Oliver congratulates Adam Sandler on destroying a man who owns a million billion (ish) battery chicken farms and notes that since Adam saved all those chickens from a horrible fate, Jamie has decided to be friends with Adam. Mr. Sandler promptly commits suicide.

Billy Mays comes out advertising a new electric hot plate, and demonstrates its effectiveness by slamming Jamie Oliver's head into it. Then faulty electrical wiring shocks him to death.

(Wait... was Billy May shocked to death too? I'll just go with that.)

Poseidon emerges from the briny deep (which is apparently close by enough for him to see the previous events unfold), he launches a whale at the electric hot plate and crushes it.
The whale's name is Alby

The Gorton's Fisherman guy comes to life and spears Alby through the head with a gigantic harpoon before cutting him up into frozen fish fillets.

A fish named I.C. wiener(where's that from) jumps up, chops up, cooks, and eats the Gorton's Fisherman guy.

The Jedi Ghost of the Gorton's Fisherman guy haunts Mark Hamill until he slays a random fish to "make the voices stop," which happens to be I.C.

The ghost busters are called into deal with gorton's ghost

Swooping eagleferrets soar down at the ghost busters and pick at their flesh, killing them oh so very slowly.
What's a swooping eagleferret you ask, oh nothing just...
This!

Where is your god now?

Vergil comes in and kills the Swooping eagleferrets with yamato

Vergil is suddenly consumed by the Voidmaggot's immense mass bursting from the center of the world. It recieves bacon.

The Devil's foremost demon Higurashi steps up to obliterate the Voidmaggot by focusing its massive and terrible red beam of hatred and destruction on it.
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The world turns to rust and rotten flesh, with naught but slimy onyx snakes of doom and poison souls slithering over its surface.

...

Muahaha.

Bill and Ted decide this is totally bogus, so they hop back in their time machine to rock it out with Napoleon.

Napoleon, however, does not share the mood of Bill or Ted as at the minute he's losing a battle. He axes their legs off at the knee, bringing them down to (his) size and then he runs them through.

Somehow the entire cast of sliders manages to wind up on the battlefield, and Quinn freaks out at being in such a 'strange new world', leading to their imminent departure for an alternate dimension, leaving Napoleon to die, and taking this fight to...

-draws a card-

A mining facility on mars!

Darth Sidious thus decides to vaporize Mars with the (second) Death Star. The debris from the annihilated planet even hits earth. He laughs manically.