Red Guard Posts: 2645 Joined: 16 Dec 2007 | Yes, I got the idea for this game off the off-topic forums. This is how it works.
Find something short you want to mess up. I chose the blurb on the most recent ZP video.
Yahtzee takes the time to explain his remarks about the awesomeness of the Prince of Persia series.
Now, take your word processor and put your chunk of text into your word processor, and right click on each word, replacing them with the most supercilious word you see. The end result may need some editing to make sense, but what you should now have is an extremely pompous version of your original piece.
Yahtzee takes the occasion to enlighten us on his observations regarding the finery of the Prince of Persia chronicles.
Now get cracking! I must be amused... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4432 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 | wilsonscrazybed:
Now get cracking! I must be amused...
At this time progress fast! I have got to be pleased...
I am too lazy to look for one, sue me. |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 10303 Joined: 28 Nov 2007 | conqueror Kenny:
I am too lazy to look for one, sue me.
I am far too slothful to quest for one, prosecute me.
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On the Record Posts: 7300 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Oneself is pathetic to discover single, Legally engage myself.
"It is not what your country can do for you, it is what you can do for your country." |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3251 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Anarchemitis:
"It is not what your country can do for you, it is what you can do for your country."
the matter at hand would not be what your governing body may provide for it's people, instead what your governing body's people may provide for it
you have nothing to fear but fear itself |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3874 Joined: 4 May 2008 | Anarchemitis:
"It is nay what your arcadian can comport for you; it is what you can comport for your arcadian."
*EDIT* Ninja'd!
So follow me, follow, down to the hollow, and there let us wallow, in glorious MUD! |
On the Record Posts: 6390 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | Johnn Johnston:
Make haste in repetition of my motion, replicate my movements, in a descent down to the open space of this area, where we will engage in somewhat hedonistic pursuits, in most agreeable PARTICLES OF EARTH SATURATED WITH THE RESULT OF THE JOINING OF HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN IN A RATIO OF 2:1!
Always look on the bright side of life. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3599 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | Ultrajoe:
Always look on the bright side of life.
until the end of time give the impression of being on top of the intense elevation of existence
I like waffles and golden syrup |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2735 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | smallharmlesskitten:
I like waffles and golden syrup
I take great pleasure in the consumption of waffles and artifical sucrosate substances.
'I would cut off his head for being a damned liar!' |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 910 Joined: 22 Jul 2008 | Fondant:
'I would cut off his head for being a damned liar!'
I would engrave his inedible cranium in support of an individual inauspicious con artist!
'I must admit that I really like the activity of eating cheese.' |
On the Record Posts: 6198 Joined: 10 Mar 2008 | 'I must admit that I really like the activity of eating cheese.'
'I be obliged to make a clean breast with the aim of I in actual fact in the vein of the goings-on of ingestion cheese.'
I don't think I did it right... |
Yes, I got the idea for this game off the off-topic forums. This is how it works.
Find something short you want to mess up. I chose the blurb on the most recent ZP video.
Now, take your word processor and put your chunk of text into your word processor, and right click on each word, replacing them with the most supercilious word you see. The end result may need some editing to make sense, but what you should now have is an extremely pompous version of your original piece.
Now get cracking! I must be amused...