| Yes, I got the idea for this game off the off-topic forums. This is how it works.
Find something short you want to mess up. I chose the blurb on the most recent ZP video.
Yahtzee takes the time to explain his remarks about the awesomeness of the Prince of Persia series.
Now, take your word processor and put your chunk of text into your word processor, and right click on each word, replacing them with the most supercilious word you see. The end result may need some editing to make sense, but what you should now have is an extremely pompous version of your original piece.
Yahtzee takes the occasion to enlighten us on his observations regarding the finery of the Prince of Persia chronicles.
Now get cracking! I must be amused... |
| wilsonscrazybed:
Now get cracking! I must be amused...
At this time progress fast! I have got to be pleased...
I am too lazy to look for one, sue me. |
| conqueror Kenny:
I am too lazy to look for one, sue me.
I am far too slothful to quest for one, prosecute me.
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| Oneself is pathetic to discover single, Legally engage myself.
"It is not what your country can do for you, it is what you can do for your country." |
| Anarchemitis:
"It is not what your country can do for you, it is what you can do for your country."
the matter at hand would not be what your governing body may provide for it's people, instead what your governing body's people may provide for it
you have nothing to fear but fear itself |
| Anarchemitis:
"It is nay what your arcadian can comport for you; it is what you can comport for your arcadian."
*EDIT* Ninja'd!
So follow me, follow, down to the hollow, and there let us wallow, in glorious MUD! |
| Johnn Johnston:
Make haste in repetition of my motion, replicate my movements, in a descent down to the open space of this area, where we will engage in somewhat hedonistic pursuits, in most agreeable PARTICLES OF EARTH SATURATED WITH THE RESULT OF THE JOINING OF HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN IN A RATIO OF 2:1!
Always look on the bright side of life. |
| Ultrajoe:
Always look on the bright side of life.
until the end of time give the impression of being on top of the intense elevation of existence
I like waffles and golden syrup |
| smallharmlesskitten:
I like waffles and golden syrup
I take great pleasure in the consumption of waffles and artifical sucrosate substances.
'I would cut off his head for being a damned liar!' |
| Fondant:
'I would cut off his head for being a damned liar!'
I would engrave his inedible cranium in support of an individual inauspicious con artist!
'I must admit that I really like the activity of eating cheese.' |
| 'I must admit that I really like the activity of eating cheese.'
'I be obliged to make a clean breast with the aim of I in actual fact in the vein of the goings-on of ingestion cheese.'
I don't think I did it right... |
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Yes, I got the idea for this game off the off-topic forums. This is how it works.
Find something short you want to mess up. I chose the blurb on the most recent ZP video.
Now, take your word processor and put your chunk of text into your word processor, and right click on each word, replacing them with the most supercilious word you see. The end result may need some editing to make sense, but what you should now have is an extremely pompous version of your original piece.
Now get cracking! I must be amused...