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Poll: Ultra Rebellion, Let Your Freedom Be Unchained And May You Slay A Million Foes!


Do You See What I See? Feel As I Feel? Do You Feel The Need To Fight For Freedom, For Anarchy?!
Anarchy! Let The Rebellion Smash Aside All Government And Resistance!
58.8% (30)
58.8% (30)
Rebellion, But Descend No Further Into Anarchy, That Is Too Far.
41.2% (21)
41.2% (21)
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On the Record
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ANARCHISTS, fear the might of Surrealonomy!

Behold!

The Eccentric Ventriloquist!

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The Ultra Joe Ignores The Odd Picture.

That Was Easy.

Anything Else?

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Lord Krunk:
ANARCHISTS, fear the might of Surrealonomy!

Behold!

The Eccentric Ventriloquist!

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heh, thats a funny pict- OH MY GOD MY BRAIN IS MELTING!!!

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Ultrajoe:
The Ultra Joe Ignores The Odd Picture.

That Was Easy.

Anything Else?

Ignorance may be bliss, but it won't save you.

Besides, this ship is the only one in the universe with proper defenses against the Clock Tower Sandwich!

Even your giant whale-ship can't beat that.

Once more, for effect....

THE ECCENTRIC VENTRILOQUIST!

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Here Is My Picture.

There, Do You See It? It's Great, I Don't Know If Your Browser Can See It Though.

AND WITH A LIGHT LIKE A BURNING Dream Did They Once Again Smash Down The Walls Of The Escapist And Burst Upon An Older Thread

The Ultra Joe Did Scream Over The Gale Of Their Passage "REPENT! REPENT NOW AND I WILL GRANT YOU MERCY!!!!"

And Rain Did Stare At Him, His Flesh Was Burnt Off Through Sheer Speed, He Was Just A Blackened Skeleton Now, And With Two Glowing Red Eyes Did The Living Corpse Stare At The Joe.

"Never!"

"THEN BURN FOREVER IN HELLFIRE AND MAY YOUR BLACK GODS BE A...

Ok... does anyone want to explain what just happened?

Gone Gonzo
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Woah! Now that is an awesome space ship!
I don't know if any of your browsers can see it, but that must be at least five times as big as Mobius's star destroyer, I mean... that little yellow speck next to it... thats the sun right? I wont even try to count all the weapons, there's just too many of them.
The rest of you are so screwed...

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The Iron Ninja:
Woah! Now that is an awesome space ship!
I don't know if any of your browsers can see it, but that must be at least five times as big as Mobius's star destroyer, I mean... that little yellow speck next to it... thats the sun right? I wont even try to count all the weapons, there's just too many of them.
The rest of you are so screwed...

I Know Right? I Especially Like The Insta-Cloner On Top, That Can Instantly Copy Any Ship And Control The Copy! It's Just So Awesome.

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Bah, it doesnt have the power, or the fat version of Scotty. Totally vulnerable to my Will Smith Laser Eye Mothership, capable of producing sonic drones that attack with Prince of Bel Air vibes.

Gone Gonzo
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Apparently you have scared all of your enemies away with your awesome ship

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Dont be so sure of that Iron Ninja.

Gone Gonzo
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Won't he just be able to copy your new ship and use it for himself?

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Ultrajoe:
Here Is My Picture.

There, Do You See It? It's Great, I Don't Know If Your Browser Can See It Though.

Nah, it's got too high a resolution for Safari to handle. So for those who want to see it in lower-res, look no further:
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Not much to look at, is it?

Unlike mine, of course!
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Krunk, thats enough of the freaking clock tower ship.

And are you aware any sandwiches on that thing are clock-tower-sandwiches?

*The Ultra Joe Orders Sandwich Hut To Telport-Deliver 5000000000 Of Their Very Best Sandwiches To The Ship, They Beam In Instantly*

You Are Now Screwed.

Next.

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Not enough power, and my ship has Will Smith himself in it. No ones ever going to copy that. =P

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Ultrajoe:
Krunk, thats enough of the freaking clock tower ship.

And are you aware any sandwiches on that thing are clock-tower-sandwiches?

*The Ultra Joe Orders Sandwich Hut To Telport-Deliver 5000000000 Of Their Very Best Sandwiches To The Ship, They Beam In Instantly*

You Are Now Screwed.

Next.

Why thank you! It's always best to fight fire with fire! 5 billion CTS's against one omnipotent one ain't bad!

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The_Toe_Bighter98:
Not enough power, and my ship has Will Smith himself in it. No ones ever going to copy that. =P

I have Sean Connery aboard my flagship...

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Gone Gonzo
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No you don't Mobius; I should know, he's at a Scottish Revolutionary Party meeting in Glawsgow. I'm negotiating for an arms contract with their new goverment.

Forces of the glorious revolution, fear not! The mercenaries of Lord Fondant are with you!
(We'll discuss our fee privately Joe)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHjWDCX1Bdw&feature=related

Gone Gonzo
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Ahem. Rebel Leaders. This is Sir Grand High Dentist Boss Man Armitage Shanks. My ship is ready to join your armada, I only await your permission.

Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you The Indefatigable Walrus!
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*Yawn* yo guys how much did I... WHOA... That's epic!

Gone Gonzo
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My Holy Avenger of the Angels Wrath +16 is at your call, Ultrajoe.

It also shoots 30d10 bolts of lightening/fire/lime gelatin.

I would post a pic, but we need everyones brains to be solid to fight the forces of corruption.

Gone Gonzo
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Lets get in on!

Gone Gonzo
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The Ragnarok....

14kms long... Can create it's own jump gates.... Can destroy anything ever made by anyone.

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I think the time has come, for me to call apon my tools- I mean- followers, to enter this battle with the...

KITHKIN WARSHIP 3.7!!!!!!!

uh... does anybody want to draw out the Kithkin Warship 3.7?

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Gentlemen, It Is Time For Our Rebellion To Crush The Foe!

Gone Gonzo
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How do you post Youtube videos?

Anyways... ON WITH THE REBELLION!!!

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Gentleman, we are felled! Mobius has won the election and he will suffer no rebellion...

But fear not... i have a cunning plan...

If You Wish To Be A Part Of The Rebellion That Topples The New Government, PM The Ultra Joe... Our Song Will Never Be Silenced

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Darth Mobius:
I have Sean Connery aboard my flagship...

Gah, IT BURNS US!!!

"Over exaggerated Star Wars explosion"

I managed to escape in my laser eye life pods, but this is not over Mobius! I shall unleash a thousand rabid guinea pigs onto you unlike the depths of HELL!!!!

... or maybe I'll just do some other nefarious deeds.

Mwuahahahahaha

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"and you know the thing about chaos... It's fair."

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I will stand for what we know to be true and just. I will serve you all until the very end. I will cut down ANY that stand in our way.

Just like I've always said;

"A hat for every day, and a knife for every occasion"

My blades are yours to command.

VICTORY TO THE ULTRA-REBELLION!!!!!

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Lucky for you guys I run an evil corporation. The Establishment will provide us with the weapons and equipment we need. All little pirks and standard equipment are as follows;

1)All rebels willing to fight will be genetically modified for better combat proformance, enhanced stength and agillity come standard but you may add to this if you wish. I understand some of you like the idea of adaptive camo and tissue regeneration.

2)You will all be apointed among my hordes as generals, I have perfected the art of human cloning so there is no need to you to get your hands dirty. My armies number in the millions and await revival, after that... they will obey every command put to them and exicute it efficiently.

3)I control the most advanced technology ever created, so after we crush this government we can rebuild quickly, our government will be a shining becon of human achievment. Then, my brothers, the world will be outs for the taking.

4)These will be you feild kit supplies;
XM8 Assualt Rifle x1
Desert Eagle .05 x1
Assualt Rifle Clips x4
Pistol Clips x5
Black Mator Grenades x3
Talon Combat Kinfe x1
Radar Optical Scanner x1
PDA x1
Flares x3
One-Day Rations x4
Water x1.5 litres
Tactical Combat Assault Amour Suit x1

You may modify you feild kit as you see fit.

5)Your office supplies are as follows;
Shredders x1
Pencil Sharpener x1
Stapplers x1
Stapples x60
Paper Clips x60
Folders x20
Paper x180
Pencil x5
Pens x5
Erasers x2
Correction Tape x2
Rulers x1
Desktop Computer x1
Desk x1 (for erners)
Chairs x2 (for erners)

If you require extra office supplies, you may aquire them from the stationary department.

Well, I think that covers everything. Oh, and ANARCHY!

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@ANTI-SANTA: May I get an AK5C(or an G36C) and a HK Mk.23 instead?

Gone Gonzo
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Can I play too?

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That's me in the spacesuit on the S.S AW3SOME!

That's all of the Beatles plus Jimi Hendrix in the ship!

Now, tell me that isn't the most awesome thing you've ever seen!

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That isn't the most awesome thing I've ever seen...

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Hey Joe:
Can I play too?

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That's me in the spacesuit on the S.S AW3SOME!

That's all of the Beatles plus Jimi Hendrix in the ship!

Now, tell me that isn't the most awesome thing you've ever seen!

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Fire At WILL! Target Destroyed... YAY! I just did the whole Galaxy a Favor, No more Beatles, no more Jimi Hendrix... HAH! (Okay, Jimi Hendrix isn't bad, but it was worth killing him to get the Beatles.)

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Gone Gonzo
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Ship! create a jump gate.......................... *jump-gate open*

"fling them into the jump-gate with the tractor beams...................... *operation complete*

Thank you ragnarok. Bye bye mobius.

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