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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1897 Joined: 22 Jul 2008    | Pfft Freeman's washed up. He does voiceovers now, he did that March of the penguins thing and you know what? When the audience sees Freeman telling Willy to jump, there gonna say "Hey, wasn't he doing penguin stuff before? Free Willy, more like 'already been done willy'*chews gum loudly and strokes goatee* Naww, you know who we need? Steven. Segal. We just gotta work out a way to pay his catering and bathing fees... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3760 Joined: 18 Dec 2007   | I think we should put in Hannibal. Kids love Hannibal. |
On the Record  Posts: 5153 Joined: 3 Mar 2008     | Ooh! And Willy could be voiced by Hal 9000! |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire  Posts: 10318 Joined: 28 Nov 2007  | Perhaps Michael Bay would make a good director. He knows how to make an action film. He needs to branch out. |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | The Steven 'Fuck Off' Segal? I think that could work. That could work big time. If we can get Micheal Bay onto this, we could blow this movie out of all sorts of proportions. We need guns, lots of guns! As for no Morgan Freeman, and a voice for Willy, perhaps stick the two together? Maybe that's why the terrorists (due to modern conflicts in Iraq) want to kill Willy. Hannibal as in, cannible Hannibal or the guy that rode the Elephants into Rome? Cause the latter has been dead for a while. |
On the Record Posts: 5153 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 |
Still, when everyone gathers around Willy, because he's about to become the world's first talking whale, I would have had him say: "Daisy....Daaaaiiiissseeeeeee...." |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3760 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 |
Both! They could be siamese twins. |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Seperated through time by a portal! I like it! Still, how are we going to get that into the movie?
(Throws a pensil into Krunk's eye) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2108 Joined: 13 Dec 2007  | I don't know, I think revealing the whale as a robot is a good move. Then it's mainframe can be hacked by the terrorists, and we can get a good fight scene in before the kid tames the beast by reminding him of their 'special bond'. And then at the end the whale's eye can flash red and get people talking in the theatres. It's perfect! And the whale can have night vision! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1897 Joined: 22 Jul 2008 |
You're onto something there, although maybe the kid (Segal) tries to reason with it, but realises its gone too far and has to kick its arse. And how about there's an emotional moment where the terrorists have lost control of it and its true self begs Segal/kid to finish it, cause it knows its too great a danger if it gets hacked again. The kid reluctantly obliges, screams "WHYYYYY?!" at the heavens. Cut. Roll credits. Leaves it open for a sequel. Thats the last 5 minutes wrapped, now you guys have got to work out the beginning 90. Remember people, work smart, not hard. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2108 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | I love it! But it's a little heavy for the kids. We need some hero coming in at the last second to save the robot whale's life. |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | Segal can totally pull off emotional. I like the robot idea. That case we can give a robot a voice. Good, we're keeping it! I still want Mr Murthy in the film. Kids have got to enjoy it. Willy, after the moment he bonds with Segal, we can get him to do the emothinal thing like Shanks said, but have Willy attack the terrorists destroying them all but dying in the end of the fight. We need a terrorist boss to. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1897 Joined: 22 Jul 2008 | Yeah, Rain and Larenxis, I can see where working parallels here. Thats good creative synergy. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2354 Joined: 14 Sep 2007   | Dammit, you fools! You're ruining my artistic flair! Segal? Hannibal? You no-talent hacks make me sick! Where's the fucking Joker, hmm? Where's Napoleon Dynamite? Get them in right now! Have the little broards from Annie come in to sing the Portal theme song! And where the fuck's my Grande Latte?! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3760 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 | How about we put in some Pokemon. Pokemon Terrorists prehaps. Wait, no, scrath that, Digi'mon Terrorists. That could work. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1897 Joined: 22 Jul 2008 |
Yeah, yeah I'm seeing that. I'm definitely seeing that. You're thinking outside the square and thats working. Ok digimon terrorists it is. Copter, Copter my dear friend, Segal is in. End of discussion. Have you not seen him in Prince of Pistols or Half Past Dead? I didn't think so. As for the Hannibal thing, maybe we have them as a subplot to the whole whale thing. But we've gotta move the goal posts ok? We gotta hit it out of the ball park. Something revolutionary that the audience won't see coming.... So I'm thinking twin Hannibals from different timezones, only the catch is the uh, do we still travel through time in wormholes? Or are we onto portals now? Daemon, Check the net, see which is more popular. Ok, so they travel back in time somehow but there is an accident and they forget their twins, one of them works for the terrorists and one of them teams up with the kid and Willy. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4229 Joined: 27 Apr 2008  | NO!NO!NO! Instead of one of them teaming up with willy, one of them should find out that they're part of an ancient prophecy, and that they must now destroy John Connor, then they figure out how to turn into the terminator! GENIUS! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1765 Joined: 22 Apr 2008    | Or, what if Willy was the Terminator? |
BANNED  Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008  | Okay, That could work, but picture this... IT IS SET .... IN SPACE! But no one anticipates the effect the solar radiation has on Willy's and HE is the terrorist leader, only he doesn't know it because the ionization is creating multiple personalities! User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
On the Record  Posts: 6209 Joined: 10 Mar 2008    | Whatever will happen, one thing MUST be in this movie. A pointless sex scene! C'mon, there has to be a sex scene just for the point of having sex in the movie! Double points for alien sex scenes. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2306 Joined: 1 Jul 2008    |
Make that two things. You need explosions! |
On the Record Posts: 6209 Joined: 10 Mar 2008 |
Explosions during the sex scene, coordinated to each person's orgasm "All RIIIII-" *BOOOOMMM* :D That would totaly be awesome. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4229 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | NO!NO!NO! Explosions, during a sex scene while an evil horde of zombies sets fires around then joins in! GENIUS! |
On the Record Posts: 6209 Joined: 10 Mar 2008 |
You dufus! There has to be some sort of love going on, how would an evil horde of zombies help the relationship grow?! God, how are we going to get the opposite sex to watch the movie if there's nothing but manly stuff there? Sure, there's a market for half the world, but what about the other half? Besides, I'm pretty sure the thought of necrophillia would turn off some of our viewers. God, just go and help out with the sound or something. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2306 Joined: 1 Jul 2008 |
NO! Instead of zombies. NINJAS! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4229 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 |
How about Zombie Ninja's? That would the best! And to cater to the female crowd how about Female Zombie Ninja's who write in diary's and fall in love |
On the Record Posts: 6209 Joined: 10 Mar 2008 |
BINGO! I like the way you think, kid. Much better than taht Spartain banana guy person whatever. |
On the Record Posts: 6209 Joined: 10 Mar 2008 |
YES! YES! I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT! Maybe you arn't worthless after all ;) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2306 Joined: 1 Jul 2008 | Wait a second! HOW HAVE WE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE FIGHT SCENE? We must have a fight scene! No movie is complete without one! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3896 Joined: 4 May 2008    |
The zombie ninjas shall fight while having sex with the explosions! And Free Willy is making the explosions, while Steven Seagal runs down a hallway for no discernible reason! |
On the Record Posts: 6209 Joined: 10 Mar 2008 |
Ew, okay now this movie is just becoming vulgar O_o; Though I can honestly see that scene happening. OMG! If anyone has any Flash animation skills, you should TOTALY make these scenes! THAT. WOULD. BE. AWESOME. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1368 Joined: 27 Jan 2008     | Zombie Ninjas? Psssh, WEAK! |
Time Lord  Posts: 10005 Joined: 13 Feb 2008    |
Between the Whale and a Dolphin! Or would that give it porpoise? (So going to hell...) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1765 Joined: 22 Apr 2008 | What about if they were led by a Zombie-Jesus, but he was riding a T-Rex with Heat-vision? |
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Ok, it's just something me and my friends do when we're bored. Less of a game, but too gamy for the Off Topic section.
Ok, you know the old saying, 'Too many chefs?' well it's like that, but it's too many producers. Right now, we're remaking Free Willy. But we have to make it big! That's the whole idea of this. The next person adds a little more of what he thinks should be in it. We can argue or fight to get the right outcomes. At the end of the day we will make the BEST. MOVIE! EVER!
So to start off this session, we need a big name actor to play the lead role of 'the kid'. I was thinking Morgon Freeman?