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On the Record  Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008    | I'm sure the powers of The Logician will be crucial to saving President Mobius. Also, I voted for him, so it's a moral obligation. So...yeah, count me in, if that's OK. Oh, and can I use all of my Super Logic Powers (convincing bullets to turn around, opening portals by making both points angry, Rickrolling people to death...). |
On the Record  Posts: 6482 Joined: 24 Apr 2008    | Looks up from polishing stuff. "OH, THIS CAN'T END POORLY, IM SO IN" Im off for tonight, dont start without me.
Rain Reached Up And Bashed Joe, They Were A Maelstrom Of Blows, Exchanging Attacks At The Speed OF Light, Blade Met Skeletal Claw As The Knight And A Eternal Skeletal Fury Dueled For The Fate Of The Escapist Itself. They Were An Angel And A Demon, Equally Powerful And Bent On Destruction. But The Ultra Joe Was Prepared. "Are You Ready Rai Hey, Thats Not A Bad Idea Of How I Can Defeat Rain! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1283 Joined: 1 Jun 2008    | I'm ... Intrigued. But very busy. If the time commitment is low I'll play. If not I'll just pop in every now and then unannounced and unwelcome. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3778 Joined: 18 Dec 2007   | Bursts in the room. "I may only be the humble voter that is bought off with bribes but by god I have to do something about this. The Escapist needs its President or we are all doomed!" *Pumps a shotgun* "Lets do this thing!" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2843 Joined: 1 Feb 2008    | I am bound by honor and friendship to help Mobius in this crisis. But I am more bound by my alarm-clock and work schedule, so this will all have to wait. G'night. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 824 Joined: 22 Mar 2008    | The wall cracks open, and the Toe Bighter rides in on his nazi Cassowary. "Rain has eluded me long enough, I want his head!" I say with a booming voice, while reigning in my mount. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2163 Joined: 15 Jun 2008    | Interesting... sounds like a barrel of fun! -straps on my cyberpunk body armour and a bandolier full of sharpened glowsticks- |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2108 Joined: 13 Dec 2007  | Fire Daemon, you are a god amongst men. This is neat and flattering, but I can't conceive of being able to do this time-wise. Or what my character from the Election would do. "Alright guys, let's follow some rules!" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2355 Joined: 14 Sep 2007  |
*looks up from coffee* "Shut up! I was up 'till ten last night snortin' mouthwash, I don't need you gizzlbeck..." *keels over* |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 |
"Why must everyone resort to shotgun-like violence? Why not use Awesome Logic Powers? Oh wait; NO ONE HAS AWESOME LOGIC POWERS, ONLY THE LOGICIAN! Oh well; I guess I should Rickroll you to death." *commences Rickrolling* |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | Ah, this reminds me of the time I was kidnapped by ninjas...
Such good memories...
Yeah...Good times were had by all...
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2355 Joined: 14 Sep 2007 | "Wow, Logician, I thought I was the only around here who got high off dental hygiene products. Can someone help me up? I just coughed up a toothpaste lid." |
On the Record  Posts: 5178 Joined: 3 Mar 2008    | Ooh! Count me in! Can I cameo the Clock Tower Sandwich? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3787 Joined: 29 Dec 2007    | This looks like a box of fun, or a boxful of fun I'm not sure which just yet. At any rate I want in. *Pulls out sword from behind ear* On a side note: "THere will be some clue finding", HA he made a typo, HE IS MORTAL! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2275 Joined: 13 Sep 2007 | Fool... That typo was a clue! We piece the typos together to find Mobius' location! Anyways, I'm in I guess. Should be interesting to see what an Anarchist can do in this situation. |
On the Record Posts: 5178 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | We need news coverage for this controversial event! And I know just the guy... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4233 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | I guess I'm in then *Bursts through door of the room where all the others are, they think him on Rain's side and point guns at him* |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Gah! You found the hidden secret clue #28!
If you want to be my minon, you start at my evil base! A dark ancient castle surrounded in a Mordor-esq ruined land. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4233 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | Okay I have changed my mind and will be on Rain's side. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 |
Are you sure that's a good idea? I could tell you about the time ninjas kidnapped me-
fine, fine. I'll just guide you to the
and warn you that I am well equiped to deal with evil minions. I am The Logician, after all. Hey, you could switch sides, be my minion. Crowghast and Khedive Rex have already agreed to be my minions
Shutup, minions. Anyway, you would be much better off as my minion. We have full dental insurance, seven paid holadays (including a voting one) and everyone who joins gets a free cookie. Not a crappy one either, these things are awesome. I eat these babies myself when I'm not being Awesome. So, the descison's up to you. Make your choice; but do it wisely. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4233 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | Damnit, I'm paralyzed by indecision, do I stay with Rain or get a free cookie, I'll be back later to decide |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4436 Joined: 14 Jan 2008  | Being a minion is fun I'm in. Besides, we all need a good mindless minion. Unless you are a mindless minion, they don't need mindless minions. So I guess the first bit should be "Most people need a good mindless minion". But that doesn't sound right now does it? I guess it could be something along the lines of "Every evil dictator needs a mindless minion". That still doesn't sound as good as the first one, but better than the second. |
On the Record  Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008  | Gah... I'll pass on this one... or will I? (sits in the corner and quietly loads his AK-47) EDIT: Oh, and Sargent Toughie bows to no man... I will not be a minion, and if that means forming my own group... so be it |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2343 Joined: 1 Jul 2008    |
That confused me so much I almost said I wanted to be an evil minion to find out what the hell you were talking about...but then I remembered that it would probably kill me to be in another RP... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008   | Using my strange knowledge of all things of the Greek and Norse mythololgies I shall also attemt to help rescue the president! *Hops into small Hermes class fighter* *Then re-reads the rules, and hops out again with a lightning bolt slingshot, whistling innocently* |
On the Record Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008 | Very well... I now stand alone, a warrior in the shadows, who's intent is known by none... and cared about by less the lone member of the Toughie Clan (Toughie clan now accepting applications) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1361 Joined: 21 May 2008    |
I accept the offer of second in command that you were about to give to me. That is if I'm recognised and respected enough for this game, well people? Also I'm still a little confused as to what's going on.. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3902 Joined: 4 May 2008    | I'm in. However, I'll probably only be on from time to time; perhaps I could be some guy that you can call on every now and then to help (posters not included). |
On the Record  Posts: 7331 Joined: 23 Dec 2007   | |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4233 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 |
You will all be crushed by the might of the Purple Rain! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1361 Joined: 21 May 2008 | No-one defeats me not even Rain's misspelled Fruit minions. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 | |
On the Record Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008 | Yes... Ghost of sin, you are hereby appointed the rank of my trusted lieutenant... jump for joy Run in fear Purple rain, my numbers have doubled in a mere ten minutes |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008   | Purple Rain puts the call out for Ninja everywhere to unite, Iron Ninja answers the call. This wouldn't have happened if you had a Ninja president. Who would be badass enough to kidnap a Ninja president? |
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Story:
A shady figure emerges from behind a shadow. He is wearing a black coat, sunglasses and hat. He is obviously from the Secret Service Darth Mobius, the President of the Escapist uses to do his dark dealings and buy his crack. He looks at the group with a cold face.
"President Mobius has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?"
DUN DUN DUN!
He continues after the brief interuption of the dramatic music finishes.
"The local news and sightings of him is either replayed footage or his body double. The real Mobius was taken two weeks ago. We were sort of busy in that time... with a... um, rave party. Anyway, we have lost all clues aside from this one note. It's encryptide and we can't seem to work out what it means. Can you make it out?!"
He hads the group a note:
'I have captured the president. After two weeks and one day, I will execute him on national television. I should have become the president! The election was rigged! I should have won!
Signed, P. Rain'
"Who's a bad enough dude or dudet to rescue the President?" he repeats before going silent.
Rules:
This will mostly play out like a normal troll slaying RP but of epic proportions seeing as Im that troll!
But don't fret everyone, no direct combat will happen until you reach bosses (ie Actual forum members). There will be some clue finding and puzzle solving as you have but 24 hours to save Morbius from his doomed fate!
Characters:
The thing with this RP is that there is no actual characters of such. Just you. Galt will be Galt, Ultrajoe will be Ultrajoe, Larenxis will be Lar- you get the point. However, I do recommend you be an actual honerary poster as in, recognised and respected on these boards to some degree. We're generally nice so if you really want to play you can.
Since this is a follow on from the Escapist Elections, I would like to see old bands reuniting and alliences reforged. You are all working together, but I'm sure joe is still a lil' sore that I have kept his balls in a jar. Galt will have a few Zeplins, but NO spaceships allowed!
I'm hopeing a few of my old minons return to me, but other than that, it's free game.