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On the Record  Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007     | "You think you kill me... from within?!" Rain called to Ultrajoe. "from here I am the inventor of the rules!" "And...I...am... ULTRAAAAA!!!" Ultrajoe shouted as he blasted from the crule deapths of Rain's terrible mind. A figure of Rain flouted in front of Ultrajoe. In a blast of Ultra he tore himself from the casims of Rains mind a flew back up to the giant Rain. The power of his mind... ...he also saw porn of Ultrajoe's mum, "eww," he did cry. |
On the Record  Posts: 6467 Joined: 24 Apr 2008   | Ultrajoe Did Wonder About Why Rain Was Having Sexual Relations With The Divine When He Was Tossed Into A Sea Of Pain. Rain Had Driven Him Into His First Level Of Conscience, One Where He Was The God Of All. And Ultrajoe Was His Plaything. Joe Was Torn And Bashed, The Only Thing Keeping Him Alive Was His Own Will And Emotions. "Your Wrong Rain, Your Mind Is Not Your Domain. It Is Merely A Domain Where You Have Previously Never Been Challenged!" "And what makes you think that makes a shadow of difference" Rain Said, A Torrent Of Ire Washing Down Joes Face, Pressing Him Down, Crushing Him. "Because I Think Its Time You Learned A Little Empathy!" And Then, There Was Rage The Ultra Joe Exploded Into A Great Towering Demon, Blue Armor Hanging In Scraps Around Him, Massive Horns Adorned His Head And He Looked Directly Into Rains Eyes, Now Level With His Own. Rain Could Not See His Face, It Was Shrouded In Shadow. "I Am Hate, I Am Destruction, I Am The Cleanser And The Flame" The Demon Raised Its Head. AND RAIN DID SEE THE FACE OF THE ULTRA JOE. Angelic And Wrathful, That Face Wa- *SCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*SCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* The Ultra Joe Did Put The Last Of His Armor Back On. And He Did Say "Yes, Yes That Is A Lovebite From Aphrodite, Goddess Of Love" And Rain Did Push Him From His Mind, Eyes Bleeding From The Pure Awesome. And Rain Did Say "Sweet dark lords, dont do that again" And Ultrajoe Did Agree, That Was Simply Not Playing Fair. Back In Reality The Pair Squared Off, How Much Further Could The God-Moding Take Them? |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | Rain fell to his knee. His mind crushed by the image of Ultrajoe. Rain's body once more took electric effect and burts into a blast which threw the heavy knight skyward. Looking upon the electrfying creature of light would be to go blind. The energy was so bright and powerful, it would give the sun a shadow. Taking off the ground and flying towards the knight he blasted the armoured soldier with enough energy to power Japan forever! "Die you bastard!" They connected once more in the air. The energy of the two created another gravational force between them both as they were left standing on the air. |
On the Record Posts: 6467 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | And Thunder Itself Did Hide And Weep, Clouds Scattered Like The Sheep They Resembled And Lightning Did Heel Like A Hound Before Its Masters. But One Was Its Master More Than The Other. Off The Ground, The Ninja Bathed The Sky The World Around In Lighting, The Ground Shook And The Heavens Split In Adoration Of This Elemental Mastery. Ultrajoe Did Not. He Was In A World Of Sparks And Current. Voltage Was A Laughing God And A Technicolor Tesla Laughed From A Throne Of Transistors Down Upon Him (Thankfully, An Illusion). How Could He Escape? Rain Pushed More And More Power Out With Every Second And The Ultra Joe Had No Counter, Wrapped As He Was In Steel And Iron. Was It Time To Trigger What He Had Left In Rain's Soul?... No! Not Now, His Survival Was Secondary To The Mission He Could Only Writhe On The Ground That Was Not There, Grip the Hilt Of... Almighty, His Great Blade, Made Of A Steel So Pure Machines Around The Globe Did Bow To It! The Ultra Joe Drew The Blade And Every Bolt Of Lighting Around The Crackling Globe Did Jump To It. And He Did Say "Ouch". And He Did Blast At Rain With The Power It Now Held, A Beam Of Energy So Powerful It Cut Stars In It's Path In Half, Moving Faster Than The Speed Of Light And With Such Ferocity Geneva Did Tear Up Its Convention And Replace It With 'That Shit Right There' And Rain Did See It Coming, How Could He Stop It? |
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On the Record Posts: 6467 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | And this is a double post, apologies. |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | "Eep" The explosive power of the Ultrablast blew Rain out of the atmosphere and into space! Brocken and badly damaged, Rain's proctive dark energy managed to absorbe most of the force, but the ninja was now crispy and badly wounded. Rain pulling himself into the atmosphere once more reganded his balance as gravity pulled him back towards the battle, back towards his enemy. Flying down with more force he gathered from the fires and friction he built up, he lunged at Ultrajoe once more. Not as powerful as Ultrajoe's last attack, but enough to disorintat the armoured shell and send him back down to the earth, planting the heavy hulk 100 feet underground. Rain flew into the cavern that had formed. A single ray of light managed to flicker down onto Joe. "Alrighty now, taste a hero from your childhood!" Rain pulled out 5 rings. "Earth! Fire! Water! Wind! Heart! Go, Captain Planet!" With a single blow, the Eco soldier shattered and spilled his guts across the floor as Ultrajoe's sword showed no compasion. With a solid enough blow, the force debowled Captain Planet and bounced across the floor, hitting the wall, flinging into the sky out of the hole aand falling neatly, covering the two fighters. "Damn it! So I raped and tortured those kids for nothing?!" |
On the Record Posts: 6467 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | "You Are So Evil It's Almost Plapable" The Ultrajoe Did Raise His Foot Out Of Something Sticky "Ok, So It Is Palpable, But That Just Gives Me Something To Hit." They Did Stand In Silence. They Did Stand In Silence They Did Stand In Silence, And Rain Did Tap His Foot Impatiently. Rain Did Look At His Watch. "Are you going to do something" And He Did Say "I Just Finished Doing It" "What did you just do, did yo- *sniff* DID YOU JUST PISS IN MY EVIL???!!!???!!" And The Ultra Joe Did Laugh, Laugh So Hard He Fell Over. And Rain Did Rage "You disgusting son of a bitch, do you how long it will take to clean out that evil? oh sweet shub-niggurath that's wrong!" And He Did Laugh Some More, Rolling Around, Wheezing. And Then He Did Get Up. Rain Did Look At Him In A Funny Way. "You just pissed yourself, you realize that?" And He Did Shake His Head. "Given That It Was Combating Evil In Its Purest Form, It Is Technically Holy Water" "Bullshit" Rain Said "No, Its True" Said Joe And Rain Did Frown "Are you trying to tell me you honestly piss holy water?" And He Did Raise His Arms And The Cave Did Crumble And The Heavens Part And The Pair Ascended Into A Realm Of Light. "I Am The Alpha" He Did Say As They Rose, Past The Highest Reachings Of Mortal Men "I Am The Omega" He Did Say As They Rose, Past Gods And Demons In Their Petty Wars. "I Am The Ultra Joe" He Did Say As They Left The Universe To Settle Into The Pure White, Empty Space Of Oblivion. "And. I. Piss. Holy. Water:" |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | "Well.." Rain paused, "I PISS LIGHTNING!!" Unbuckling his pants, he blasted out pure a electric horror! In every direction there was death. Bright shocking agonising death! EDIT: Need I say more? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1895 Joined: 22 Jul 2008    |
The voice ULTRA boomed throughout the castle, glasses, beakers and bottles rattled. Sir Grand Poobah Armitage Shanks Esquire slipped, his drill cutting through an unlucky Ratslaves upper jaw and lower brain. "Oi! Odd as it may seem I DO NOT CARE about the religious alignment of you bodily waste!! I do NOT WANT TO KNOW how many letters of the Greek alphabet you know!! Yes, have as much god moding as you want but PLEASE keep it too a dull roar, I can barely here Don't Stop Believing over your noise," Realising he was talking to the possibly two of the most powerful beings in the Multiverse, he decided it was prudent to add "...thank you." Satisfied that he'd said his bit, Armitage called up another test subject, and got to work. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4229 Joined: 27 Apr 2008  | "And we're back from the longest commercial break ever," Says Spartan "But Sarge it looks as though the whole fight has turned into a proverbial pissing fight, poetic isn't it?" |
On the Record Posts: 6467 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | "I Shit Awesome!" Said The Ultrajoe. And When Purple Rain Was Not Concentrating Because Of That Horrifying Thought, The Ultra Joe Delivered A Full Force Apocalyptic, Earth Rendering Punch. Right To Purple Rains Exposed Balls. "You Know, Right Now I Actually Pity You" |
On the Record  Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008   | "Indeed it has,now I can honestly say that this fight has lost it's spark recently, but... I guess that it takes all kinds Right?" *after seeing ultrajoe's attack "Ooh, that had to hurt, Ultrajoe said it all... I pity purplerain right now." |
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The Ultra Joe Did Snarl At Toughie. "We Have Torn Through A Universe, Beaten Each Other Up With A Planet And Made Gods Weep" He Did Say "If You Can Think Of Anything To Top That The-" He Did Smile. "I Have Something..." And He Did Sit. "Stand Back" An He Did Begin To Charge. "This Will Be Awesome" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3754 Joined: 18 Dec 2007   | "Right, this has gotten out of control" Fire said, annoyed that the most epic fight of the decade had become a urine fight. He supposed they all ended up like this, but it was still annoying. With a single blast, followed by a quick Pump Fire destroyed the crystal, Rain's source of power. "That'll learn ya!" |
On the Record Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008 | Sarge quivers a little at Ultrajoe's words "Oh boy... here it comes bananna, I truely regret anybody not here to see this!" |
On the Record Posts: 6467 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | With A Roar To Spit The Sky Asunder The Almighty Ultra Joe Did Rise, Around Him A Halo Of Power Unlike Anything Seen Before Did Crackle. "RAIN, ARE YOU READY TO BE BANISHED TO HELL AND BEYOND!" Rain Did Yawn "You've already hit me with everything, what more can you do?" And The Ultrajoe Did Raise His Blade, Crackling With Infinite Power And Energy, So Shockingly God-Mode It Killed All Mere Mortals Who Look Upon It. "Come on joe, its not going to work, you can-" And In The Heavens Did A Book Lay Open To A Page, The Book Of Times, Around Which 5000 Angles Did Stand Guard To Prevent Its Words From Spinging Free. It Did Come Open. And On The Page Did Read; Armeggedon. The Ultra Joe Did Charge, A Charge Of Thunder, Of Blood, Of Broken Vows And Shattered Hearts, A Charge Of Ruin And Destruction. Rain Did Raise A Sword To Block It. He Was Too Late. For With The Power Of The Apocalypse Of All Universes Did Ultrajo |
On the Record Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008 | OOC: fire daemon, time around the battle has stopped, you're helplessly watching the battle... so HAH, the battle continues |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3754 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 | Edit: Looks like I broke the crystal after all. |
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Rain Fought Like A Madman, But Joe Was Ready, At The Speed Of Darkness They Neared The End. They Flew Into Rains Mind. "Remember What I Put In Your Mind Rain?" He Said. "What?" Rain Did Ask... "A Landmine" Said The Ultra Joe. "One You Will Hit At 588437859478689389767832976 Times The Speed OF Light In 3 Seconds." He Kicked Away From Rain As He Exploded, Inside His Own Soul, With Power Beyond Reckoning. The Ultra Joe Landed And Turned Towards A Twin-Soul-Power-Feedback Influx, The Most Deadly Force Known To Man "That May Get Me Banned... But Rain" He Turned Away. "You Just Got Fucking Owned." |
On the Record Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008 | Sarge leans forward screaming into the mic "That was Epic! I truely pity those not here to witness this victory!!!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4229 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | "Wait for the dust to clear, I have a felling Rain isn't quite finished yet." |
On the Record Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008 | "you've got a point, you never know what will happen when two gods of this level have at it... but my money's still on Ultrajoe for the win" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008    | In the silence that followed the massive explosion, ULTRAJOE heard a solitary pair of hands clapping, the only one who had watched his battle from the field itself, and who had prudently averted his eyes whenever the fight descended into a literal pissing contest, and when The Joe showed his face. The unfortuneately named Bling Cat stood up and continued clapping, happy that what he just saw was the most awesome thing that would happen in his lifetime, or anyone elses. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1053 Joined: 29 Aug 2008    | Crowghast looked down, and he clapped with the sheer EPIC and ULTRA. |
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On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | Rain did fall from the heavens. Bleeding and broken he landed on the ground. His purple robe covered his body, his balls damaged and slightly scorched. (You guys should have expected a piss fight to happen). It began to rain, as the storm clouds and the powers of Earth began to reclaim their dominion. He opened his one good eye, still twitching. He looked up and saw the armoured warrior floating above him. "daaamn you *cough* I would have bea- *cough* beaten you if some didn't destroy my crystal." "I'll be back... you mark my words." -Your regular viewing will now continue- Teleporting back into his base next to Shanks, Rain lay broken and sore. "Owy owy owy owy owy!" |
On the Record Posts: 6467 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | The Ultra Joe Did Limp Up The Stairs Into The Crystal Chamber, Where Daemon Was Standing Over The Shards. "Did We Get The Crystal?" He Asked "Yeah" Said Daemon. "Good" Said The Ultra Joe, Collapsing. He Did Not Move. |
On the Record Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | *Cough* Angry spider... Angry Bannana and Rex... *Cough* |
On the Record Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008 | Time unfroze, and Toughie found himself back in the pilot's seat of the Toughie plane, he grinns under the helmet "Change of plans, you guys" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4229 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 |
OOC: Awww, do I have to fight right now? I was just about to play some Overlord |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 | Bling took to wandering Hell again, lost completely. He finally found a house, but it was filled with /b/tards, so he quickly walked on. |
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As the beast rubbed itself in honey, the mesmerised spiders could not resist any more. They swarmed over it, toppling and smothering it.
It fell off the edge of the Spire, and within moments, it had disappeared into the void below.
Lord Krunk stared for a while, then continued upward. The crystal was waiting.