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On the Record  Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008    | Sarge looks down on his trusted lieutenant from his seat in vahalla, he had allready kicked out most of the other warriors, and made the local champion his "bitch" Sarge clapps his hands as Sin conquored Bananna The remaining warriors freeze, stunned to hear such soft words out of the mouth of a man such as Sargent Toughie At once, everybody scrabled, desperate to finish the thirty story statue of Toughie that they had been working on |
On the Record  Posts: 6389 Joined: 24 Apr 2008   | Ultrajoe stood upon a broken stone wall. "Purple rain lies far ahead! With him lies the doom he sought to deliver upon us! We must find him, kill him, and free Mobius!" Ultrajoe reached out and magic began to swirl around him, crackling with eldritch lightning and screaming from untouched dimensions. When it parted, a great viking longboat stood in front of him, with flaming wings and a great living dragons head. "Gentlemen, mount up! We have a ninja to destroy!" |
On the Record  Posts: 5087 Joined: 3 Mar 2008   | Lord Krunk, still wrapped in his surrealonomic trenchcoat, pulled out one of his anomalic grenades, shoved them into his teddy bear and pulled the pin. He then pulled out his remote once more and hit the "Rewind" button. He suddenly flew back out of the void of surreal energies and collapsed onto the ground outside the castle once more, just in time to see the grenades go off. The explosion created a wave of surreal energy, forming a sheet that sealed up the rift. Lord Krunk sighed with relief as he lay down and viewed the clouds. After catching his breath, he picked up his hemorrhage launcher and strided towards the viking longboat. Everyone stared up at him, and Lord Krunk shrugged. "Even impending doom isn't going to stop me from joining the final fight!" |
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On the Record Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008 | Sarge looks over, as Bananna suddenly appears in Vahalla, he is attempted to jump him, but instead he simply remains in his throne Power... it's so comfey so instead he simply nodds to Bananna |
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On the Record Posts: 6389 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | The Longboat Asskickery Roared in triumph as the TERPers boarded her, eve the ones yet to post climbing aboard puppeted by this descriptive paragraph. You get that? Everyone is on board. And with that, flaming wings spread and the great ship began to race across the ground, leaving fire in its wake. You didn't think a longboat could fly did you? Idiots, everyone knows they can only go on land. The Flaming wings are there for decorative purposes. And burning other ships attempting to board the Asskickery. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4229 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | "hey Toughie, Bannana says taking a seat "I see you have taken over Valhalla, have them make me a banana split." |
On the Record Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008 | "I can do that" he snapps his fingers |
On the Record Posts: 6389 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | Im sorry you two, the whole point of killing you off was to prevent these little 2-line posts clogging everything up. Death should have ended it, now be quiet and act like the corpses you are. You can interject from time to time, but a running dialogue completely separated from the main plot is inconsiderate of the players still 'in the game' |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3701 Joined: 18 Dec 2007    | Fire Daemon pumped his shotgun and ended up back on the longboat. "I'm finally back in the game sorry for being absent. Now lets go kill us some Ninja" |
On the Record  Posts: 5674 Joined: 2 Dec 2007   | The Viking longboat piloted by flaming dragons, took sail from the decimated ground. The ratqueen still kicking, half scorched by Xhumed's burnings. The ratqueen began to soliloquize after everyone had left her, Rain turned to Kenny, Suddenly a longboat tore through the wall next to Rain. Ultrajoe burst out sword blazing followed by Fire Daemon reloading his gun and the rest. Kenny pointed down the hall to the room with 'President Mobius Do Not Rescue' written on it. "Damn it Kenny!" Rain shouted, "Now they know where he is." Kenny's body writhed in pain and agony as Rain sucked dry the tissue and 'aura' from him. The dead husk fell to the floor and shattered as Rain's wounds healed and power restored. "5 squillion, 7 hundred and 9, 5 squillion, 7 hundred and 10, 5 squillion, 7 hundred and 11," Fire said counting his shotgun cockings. "It's ready." Firing his shotgun, the blast blew atoms to pieces. It disintegrated worlds and blasted holes through alternate dimensions! Rain was struck with no possible way to survive. The aftermath of the blast still glowed white with whatever form of godly radiation it used. "Go me," Fire Daemon said sheepishly. "Well, you won't be pulling that trick off in a hurry," Ultrajoe said turning to Daemon and the TERP's and soul member of the Toughie squad. |
On the Record Posts: 5087 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | Lord Krunk jumped out of the longboat, in time to see Rain atomized. "OH CRAP." he said. Ultrajoe was evil all along? How didn't he see it before? And now, Ultrajoe was now fighting against the TERP+Toughie Squad. And Rain, the only being to fight him and survive (mostly), was now dead. And Krunk was all out of grenades. He tried to escape using his remote, but a red sign flashed on the screen. LOW POWER. INSERT BATTERIES. He searched his pockets. No batteries. There were only two things left to do. As he began to charge his anomaly conductor behind his back, he called over to Kenny. "Who will you choose? Ultrajoe or us? |
On the Record Posts: 6389 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA And He Did Say "Mobius Is Mine! With Rain Now Dead I Can Finally Have My Vengeance!" And He Did Crackle With Power, And Rise From The Floor. His Great Cape Did Billow In An Unseen Gale And His Eyes Glowed Like Great Furnaces Of Wrath Behind His Visor. "This Is Going To Hurt, Alot, But I Think It Only Fair To Thank You For Helping Me Get This Far!" He Did Say. The TERPers Were Shocked "Where did you get back the ULTRAcaps?!" One Asked "I NEVER Lost Them!" Said The Ultra Joe "I Was Lulling You Into A False Sense Of Security!" And The TERPers Did Roll Their Eyes "You always turn evil or change sides, there hasn't been an RP on the escapist yet where you haven't!" (This is true) The Ultra Joe Did Look Hurt "Fine! In That Case I Wont Simply Teleport You To The Other Side Of The Planet! Ill Kick Your Asses!" With A Crackle Of Power He Did Fly Away Up The Tower, Stopping To Grab Mobius As He Went. "Attack! Asskickery My Mighty Longboat/Dragon! Kill Them All |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 824 Joined: 22 Mar 2008     | Ears perking, the Toe Bighter turns in his seat to stare intently at the scene, even if its like a gazilllion miles away. "Yes, my opportunity for vengence!" he monologued aloud. Standing up suddenly, the now excited Docter of EVIL calls his Cassowarie steed to his side, killing the foolish waitress who asked for a tip. The rider and his mount burst through the diners glass window, and began the slow trudge towards his Expertly Hidden Lab of Inexplicably Evil Experiments and/or Mutation! 'I shall make a teleporter to lock onto the scene, even if it takes the next 100 posts! Unless some higher power decides this is breaking some sort of law it devised, then I'm fairly certain I shall make it!' he thought as the Cassowarie rode on, and he gave out a loud cackle of EVIL. Only now did he realise that his last monlogue only contained two lines, which is why he suddenly decided to lengthen it out a bit by explaining this! Mwuahahahahaha |
On the Record Posts: 5087 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | Lord Krunk, deciding to wait no longer for Kenny's reply, and seeing this thread reach the depths of Page 2, decided to take matters into his own hands. He pulled out his anomaly conductor in one hand, and his hemorrhage launcher in the other, and fired them, at full force, towards Ultrajoe. "THIS IS FOR ABANDONING US AT THE ELECTIONS!!!" |
On the Record Posts: 6389 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | The Ultra Joe Merely Laughed Of The Petty Weapons! "You Shoot Me, When Really You Should Be Worried About My Demonic Longboat!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3701 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 | "Damn you Ultrajoe, you predictable back stabbing bastard, you. And Damn you longboat, I thought we where friends." The longboat looked hurt for a second before flapping it's oars madly, trying to hit the TERPers. He fired a shotgun blast at an oar and ripped it off. the longboat squealed and flew away only to dive back at the group with a new found fury. Fire dived to the side, narrowly dodging the longboat. He started pumping his shotgun at an insane pace. He needed more power. "7 million two thousand and three, 7 million two thousand and four, 7 million two thousand and five.... ahhhhh god, Wankers cramp... shit... I need Ben-Gay." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1657 Joined: 7 Mar 2008   | The Logician looked twoards the horizon: it seemed The Ultra Joe was out to kill President Mobius. That made it doubly importiant that he end this as soon as possible. The Logician turned back to Rex. He grabbed Rex's hand and slaped him across the face. "Why'd ya hit yourself?" he said. He then hid Rex with Rex's hand again, each time saying "Quit hittin' yourself, quit hittin' yourself, quit hittin' yourself." Rex may win this yet, The Logician thought. He could take so much time for me to defeat that I can't save anyone. That would blow. |
On the Record Posts: 5087 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | Lord Krunk stared at UltraJoe. How can he do that? Laughing off an anomaly is a technique known only by... But he didn't have time to wonder. A boat was attacking him, and he needed to stop it. He couldn't hemorrhage launch it, because it was a boat. Maybe, he could fight fire with fire... or ship against ship! And with that thought, he whistled. And his ship, The Eccentric Ventriloquist, appeared above the castle.
"Mobius himself gave me this ship... I will use it to give him his freedom!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4229 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | Suddenly the ghost of Spartan Bannana comes shooting out of Valhalla and fells the ship in one mighty blow, he then recedes, once more into the heavens shouting: "NO SHIPS" |
On the Record Posts: 6389 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
Mines a longboat, effectively a dragon but wooden. It still exists. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4229 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2163 Joined: 15 Jun 2008    |
Wooden you say? Hmm... what works against wood....? FIRE maybe? |
On the Record Posts: 6389 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
Given that its already flaming, that might only make it mad. honestly? i don't know. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2163 Joined: 15 Jun 2008 |
How is it not burning itself up? Is this some kind of Ultra-sorcery? Does anyone have any liquid nitrogen handy? |
On the Record Posts: 6389 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
When is Anything i do not Ultra-sorcery? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2163 Joined: 15 Jun 2008 | |
On the Record Posts: 6389 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
Unless you missed a bulletin, that was a feint for my eventual betrayal. If you want, you can burn down the longboat... but lack of imagination is a sin. |
On the Record Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008 | Sargent Toughie looks down on Ultrajoe's havoc from his seat in Vahalla, he laughs as the TERP fighters can't so much as raise a finger against him "This is epic... it is unfortunate that I'm not involved..." He looks around, seeing each of the great warriors that he has stripped of dignity and made his minions "But I'm happy here" Sarge continues to watch, eager to see what will happen next |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2163 Joined: 15 Jun 2008 |
...why do you think I asked for liquid nitrogen...? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1359 Joined: 21 May 2008 | Sin stood watching the battle, he was not foolish enough to attack Ultrajoe without a solid plan. With that he tore himself from this world and into the place he had been thrown out of for lewd behaviour a thousand years ago, but Joe was a danger to everyone including the dead they would help him surely.. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1269 Joined: 1 Jun 2008   | Khedive Rex awoke to the feeling of his own unclenched hand being bounced repeatedly against his face. a voice rang out through the darkness, "Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself". As conciousness returned to the stunned Rex he looked blearily upon his former master. "Seriously? You hit me with a fucking blue whale and the follow up attack is 'stop hitting yourself'? Couldn't you have thrown a mountain at me or something?! Split the sky asunder and summoned the hounds of hell too chew on my esophagus?! Something!?" Rex's fury grew into a tangible storm fighting the gail that surrounded him. His anger bobbed and flowed. Grew and retreated. Fought and fled. A voice more absolute than than the razor edge of death's sythe spoke. "I'll show you how its done." Explosions rocked the ground as Rex stood. His right arm was splintered and frozen at inhuman angles; the whale had obviously dealt him a powerful blow. Audible breaks could be heard as he raised both arms to the wuthering sky. Lightning fell as thick as rain and the rivers of fire flooded as nature itself tried to prevent his next attack. His greatest attack. The final attack. Lightning hit Rex and Logician as they squared off in that final moment, luminous from the electricity invading their bodies. The Logician survived the constant bombardment through the knowledge it was possible. Rex survived the onslaught by refusing to die. "Don't do it!" The Logician yelled above the cacaphony. It was an honest plea, there were far greater things at risk if Rex finished this technique. "It's not worth it! You know that! You can't control what will happen if you do this!" Rex didn't laugh. Rex didn't smile. He spoke coldly "I can control everything. I can do anything. I AM DETERMINATION!!!" "STOP!" The Logician yelled as Rex once more turned his head to the sky. His hands turned to fists above him and he began to shout as one tortured. His arms were moving slowly, excruciatingly slowly, back toward his side. As if pulling back a curtain in reality, little red and yellow permeations could be seen grafting themselves to the space above Rex's head. The colors flowed into each other and yet, something about them stung the eyes like sharp knives. In a single motion Rex thrust his arms down and the colors took form behind him. It was enormous and dark and sinister, all straight lines and right angles but somehow intangible and trancient in appearance. Like the mind of some evil creature searching desperately for some form that man could recognize. Eventually it seemed to become accustomed with a simple three dimentions. It was Khedive Rex. "Behold" the little Rex spoke "DETERMINATION! The concious manifestation of DETERMINATION stands before us!" Rex looked toward the aghast Logician. "Let us see whose god is stronger." With a step that shook worlds DETERMINATION assumed a fighters stance. He looked slowly down at his would be-foe bending his fingers toward his palm, ushering the Logician foreword, saying without words "Lets go puny mortal". |
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