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King of the Yetis  Posts: 2530 Joined: 15 Jul 2008     | |
On the Record  Posts: 5689 Joined: 24 Apr 2008     | Xbox: his username is 'SlaughterSkull56' and just kicked your 20-something ass 8 times in a row. Is this for a motivational? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4609 Joined: 3 Mar 2008   | Gaming + Constipation = Bad Experience |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3350 Joined: 3 Apr 2008    | "Porn?" "Why am I holding this obscure controller?" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2350 Joined: 14 Sep 2007    | Marvel presents: The Incredible Squeaker. "You wouldn't like me when I'm bitching." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2130 Joined: 15 Jun 2008   | "The new Army Men game was not testing well in it's key demographic" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1049 Joined: 19 Jun 2008   | "OMG! HaXX0r! Sniep cant kil too ppl at once!" (Yes, he speaks misspelled) |
On the Record Posts: 5689 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | "Suddenly, after 5 hours straight of Chrono Trigger, Timmy himself saw the future ... There were no girls..." "Despite favorable marketing results, 50 cent: Blood on the Sand fails to impress even fans of Halo 3" Upon its release, your grandson fails to understand why you bought him 'Duke Nukem Forever' Just why his opponent would squat repeatedly on his head confused Tom, on his first day of Xbox Live, But the moment he got a microphone his basic instincts took over. "Achievement unlocked: 50 Achievements unlicked?" he asked "Now this is just getting fucking ridiculous" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2130 Joined: 15 Jun 2008 | It was some time before little Timmy realised he was trying to play Coronation Street. |
On the Record Posts: 5689 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
You have my vote good sir. and in an attempt to better it. "With the ability to browse the internet on his console, little James was indeed horrified to find that =Ultra_Joe= Had, in fact, slept with his mother... and was charging him $19.99 to watch it" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3628 Joined: 4 May 2008    | "The best part of video games isn't acting like an idiot. It's showing people online that I act like an idiot." |
BANNED  Posts: 1590 Joined: 5 May 2008    | "But... but... mom said this game was rated PG13... so why did his body just explode like that?!" User was banned for: Poll: Why is it that.... (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2480 Joined: 30 Jun 2008     | "But why do they keep coming after me?! What have I ever done to them?!" *Gets killed in-game* "WHAAAH!WHAAAH! MOMMY!! THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME!!!! WHAAAH!" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3628 Joined: 4 May 2008 | "Man, if only I were able to jump on people's head in real life. Heywaitaminute!" |
On the Record  Posts: 6800 Joined: 23 Dec 2007   | This controller is too black. |
BANNED  Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 | Only now did little Timmy realise that arthritis would hinder his gaming experience. Poor little Timmy had been cramped up in that position for three days. Timmy realised that now was a bad time to get the fear It now dawned on Timmy that he really ought to have gone before he started the level. Timmy began to wonder why he had to sit on a spike to play video games. KING KONG NEED POO User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 468 Joined: 8 Apr 2008    | "Why am I playing Big Rigs on a Gamecube" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1451 Joined: 20 Jul 2008   | "Mom, what's Mario doing to Luigi?" |
On the Record Posts: 6800 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | "Shut up, Tom Nook! I'll pay you when I get the [expletive] 15,000 [expletive][expletive] bells!" |
BANNED  Posts: 6314 Joined: 29 Nov 2007  | "Final Fantasy: You'll make this face forever." User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4609 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | ULTRAJOE. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2928 Joined: 16 Aug 2008    | The Angry German Kid Meets Depression |
On the Record Posts: 5689 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 4609 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 |
I don't know why I do this. It's still good, you have to admit. Okay, I'll provide something else. "If that fairy says 'Hey! Listen!' one more time, I'm going to feed it's wings to it!" |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 824 Joined: 22 Mar 2008   | Childs first experience of a porno spray, found only on Steam. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 190 Joined: 21 Jul 2008 | Bald child of screen: "Do not try and bend the pad. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth." Matrix captions=insta-win. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2645 Joined: 13 Jul 2008 |
What is, a caption? How do you define a caption? If a caption is words describing a picture then it is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2645 Joined: 13 Jul 2008 | goddam stupid double posting crap..... What? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3628 Joined: 4 May 2008 | No, he's enjoying the game. He was just born with an upside-down smile. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2089 Joined: 7 Sep 2008    | "I didn't know people looked like that on the inside..." |
BANNED Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 | Wait, I want a new picture! This was hilarious and it shouldn't die. User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4930 Joined: 2 Dec 2007  | "Press A to stimulate female partner? Man, Mass Effect is serious." |
BANNED Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 | "My ear hurts..." User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4609 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | "NO! Don't crash on me! It's been 5 hours since I saved!" |
On the Record Posts: 6800 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | I think this week is long over. Next picture, O King of Yetis. |
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I've seen these kinds of topics on a few other sites and they're always a load of fun. So I thought I'd take a shot at it.
The rules of the game are simple. Each week I will post up a new picture and each week people will post a caption relevant to that picture. Each week the funniest caption will be added to the photo and put in a gallery.
This weeks picture.