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Xbox: his username is 'SlaughterSkull56' and just kicked your 20-something ass 8 times in a row. Is this for a motivational? | |
Gaming + Constipation = Bad Experience | |
"Porn?" "Why am I holding this obscure controller?" | |
Marvel presents: The Incredible Squeaker. "You wouldn't like me when I'm bitching." | |
"The new Army Men game was not testing well in it's key demographic" | |
"OMG! HaXX0r! Sniep cant kil too ppl at once!" (Yes, he speaks misspelled) | |
"Suddenly, after 5 hours straight of Chrono Trigger, Timmy himself saw the future ... There were no girls..." "Despite favorable marketing results, 50 cent: Blood on the Sand fails to impress even fans of Halo 3" Upon its release, your grandson fails to understand why you bought him 'Duke Nukem Forever' Just why his opponent would squat repeatedly on his head confused Tom, on his first day of Xbox Live, But the moment he got a microphone his basic instincts took over. "Achievement unlocked: 50 Achievements unlicked?" he asked "Now this is just getting fucking ridiculous" | |
It was some time before little Timmy realised he was trying to play Coronation Street. | |
You have my vote good sir. and in an attempt to better it. "With the ability to browse the internet on his console, little James was indeed horrified to find that =Ultra_Joe= Had, in fact, slept with his mother... and was charging him $19.99 to watch it" | |
"The best part of video games isn't acting like an idiot. It's showing people online that I act like an idiot." | |
"But... but... mom said this game was rated PG13... so why did his body just explode like that?!" | |
"But why do they keep coming after me?! What have I ever done to them?!" *Gets killed in-game* "WHAAAH!WHAAAH! MOMMY!! THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME!!!! WHAAAH!" | |
"Man, if only I were able to jump on people's head in real life. Heywaitaminute!" | |
This controller is too black. | |
Only now did little Timmy realise that arthritis would hinder his gaming experience. Poor little Timmy had been cramped up in that position for three days. Timmy realised that now was a bad time to get the fear It now dawned on Timmy that he really ought to have gone before he started the level. Timmy began to wonder why he had to sit on a spike to play video games. KING KONG NEED POO | |
"Why am I playing Big Rigs on a Gamecube" | |
"Mom, what's Mario doing to Luigi?" | |
"Shut up, Tom Nook! I'll pay you when I get the [expletive] 15,000 [expletive][expletive] bells!" | |
"Final Fantasy: You'll make this face forever." | |
ULTRAJOE. | |
The Angry German Kid Meets Depression | |
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I don't know why I do this. It's still good, you have to admit. Okay, I'll provide something else. "If that fairy says 'Hey! Listen!' one more time, I'm going to feed it's wings to it!" | |
Childs first experience of a porno spray, found only on Steam. | |
Bald child of screen: "Do not try and bend the pad. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth." Matrix captions=insta-win. | |
What is, a caption? How do you define a caption? If a caption is words describing a picture then it is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. | |
goddam stupid double posting crap..... What? | |
No, he's enjoying the game. He was just born with an upside-down smile. | |
"I didn't know people looked like that on the inside..." | |
Wait, I want a new picture! This was hilarious and it shouldn't die. | |
"Press A to stimulate female partner? Man, Mass Effect is serious." | |
"My ear hurts..." | |
"NO! Don't crash on me! It's been 5 hours since I saved!" | |
I think this week is long over. Next picture, O King of Yetis. | |
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Extra Punctuation
Experienced Points
MovieBob: Intermission
First Person
Miracle of Sound: Encore
Loading Time
Hexproof
Ask Dr Mark
Backchat
Drinking Games
Escape to the Movies
Escapecraft
Escapist Podcast
Feed Dump
GinxTV
Jimquisition
LoadingReadyRun
Meatbag and Co
Media Sandwich
Miracle of Sound
No Right Answer
Pro-Gamer Gauntlet
Reviews
Tales from the Table
The Big Picture
The Escapist Presents
Trailers
Unskippable
Zero Punctuation
The Darkness II Review
Reckoning Review
Exodus Review
Final Fantasy XIII-2 Review
Scarygirl Review
Amy Review
Critical Miss
Name Game
I've seen these kinds of topics on a few other sites and they're always a load of fun. So I thought I'd take a shot at it.
The rules of the game are simple. Each week I will post up a new picture and each week people will post a caption relevant to that picture. Each week the funniest caption will be added to the photo and put in a gallery.
This weeks picture.