Gone Gonzo Posts: 2174 Joined: 14 Nov 2007 | Just a fun way to pass the time if you're bored. Who would you like to see if Lucasfilm decided to make a Kotor film (ignoring for the moment the dual endings dilemma the screenwriters would face)? Mine would be something like this:
Revan: based on the character model I chose, a bald Christian Bale. Bastila Shan: Eva Green Carth Onasi: Mark Wahlberg Canderous Ordo: Ron motherfuckin' Perlman Mission Vao: Ellen Page Zaalbar: Same chap who did Chewbacca, dressed in a different carpet. Jolee Bindo: Samuel. L... oh shi... I mean, Bill Cosby. Yeah, him. Juhani: a shaven headed Nicole Kidman. Darth Malak: Ben Kingsley HK-47: Kristoffer Tabori. Sorry, but no-one could better his voicework in the games. Saul Karath: Bernard Hill Calo Nord: Alec Baldwin
So how's about you guys? Who'd make your cast list? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2146 Joined: 7 Sep 2008 | Nicole Kidman would make an awesome Juhani..... |
On the Record Posts: 6994 Joined: 22 Aug 2008 | Here I was thinking someone had decided to make a KotOR RP. I'd been toying with the idea in my mind but never committed anything to paper. Anyway, on with the show:
Revan: Whichever actor I can most make look like Jesus. I'm importing the Jedi Jesus head from KotOR2 for this playthrough. Carth Onasi: Johnny Depp. I'd cast Carth as someone who wasn't such a whiny bitch all the time and more like the gunslinging, wisecracking Han Solo knockoff he's meant to (read: should) be. Canderous Ordo: Harrison Ford. Canderous is meant to be getting on in years iirc. HK-47: Kristoffer Tabori. HK-47 wouldn't be the same without him. Saul Karath: Sean Connery
One's I omitted I couldn't decide on. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2146 Joined: 7 Sep 2008 | Amnestic: Here I was thinking someone had decided to make a KotOR RP. I'd been toying with the idea in my mind but never committed anything to paper. Anyway, on with the show:
Revan: Whichever actor I can most make look like Jesus. I'm importing the Jedi Jesus head from KotOR2 for this playthrough. Carth Onasi: Johnny Depp. I'd cast Carth as someone who wasn't such a whiny bitch all the time and more like the gunslinging, wisecracking Han Solo knockoff he's meant to (read: should) be. Canderous Ordo: Harrison Ford. Canderous is meant to be getting on in years iirc. HK-47: Kristoffer Tabori. HK-47 wouldn't be the same without him. Saul Karath: Sean Connery
One's I omitted I couldn't decide on.
Johnny Depp would make a very interesting Carth (he'd probably get an Academy Award nomination for his acting in the role, too......)
And the rest of your list is amazing too.
You know, I vote that you do create a KotOR RP, because I'd love to be in it...... |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 900 Joined: 24 Jun 2008 | Same, you do have writing talent Amnestic. |
Just a fun way to pass the time if you're bored. Who would you like to see if Lucasfilm decided to make a Kotor film (ignoring for the moment the dual endings dilemma the screenwriters would face)? Mine would be something like this:
Revan: based on the character model I chose, a bald Christian Bale.
Bastila Shan: Eva Green
Carth Onasi: Mark Wahlberg
Canderous Ordo: Ron motherfuckin' Perlman
Mission Vao: Ellen Page
Zaalbar: Same chap who did Chewbacca, dressed in a different carpet.
Jolee Bindo: Samuel. L... oh shi... I mean, Bill Cosby. Yeah, him.
Juhani: a shaven headed Nicole Kidman.
Darth Malak: Ben Kingsley
HK-47: Kristoffer Tabori. Sorry, but no-one could better his voicework in the games.
Saul Karath: Bernard Hill
Calo Nord: Alec Baldwin
So how's about you guys? Who'd make your cast list?