Donating a Haiku to an Escapist.
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2146 Joined: 7 Sep 2008 | My gaming pc,
It arrived today, so...YEAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Woohoo, I'm so stoked. |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 828 Joined: 12 Aug 2008 | I'll necro this thing
For the sake of all to see
great contributions
To the escapist
And it's lovely forums
That I oft call home
So go forth my friends
And write right away in your
'Reply to Thread' box
Click preview to check
Count all your syllables twice
And post a haiku
It's easy as that
So there's not really a choice
Haikus: Make some noise |
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BANNED Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008 | Clairaudient:
I'll necro this thing
For the sake of all to see
great contributions
To the escapist
And it's lovely forums
That I oft call home
So go forth my friends
And write right away in your
'Reply to Thread' box
Click preview to check
Count all your syllables twice
And post a haiku
It's easy as that
So there's not really a choice
Haikus: Make some noise
I am gobsmacked. Several different kinds of win in there. Have a badge and a prize. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | When did I go wrong?
Where is the urge to haiku?
It was here before...
It has now returned
I know now what to haiku
To my friend Gerald:
While on my shoulder
You keep me safe from logic
My Loyal crab friend. |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 828 Joined: 12 Aug 2008 | I am truly glad
To see you here Feninja
Won't you have some punch?
There are snacks as well
On a table near the back
If you would partake |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | Snacks and punch you say?
Well I do beleive I will
What a splendid thought.
Ye gods, this muffin.
Be it made with chocolate?
I am in heaven. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2146 Joined: 7 Sep 2008 | The Iron Ninja:
Snacks and punch you say?
Well I do beleive I will
What a splendid thought.
Ye gods, this muffin.
Be it made with chocolate?
I am in heaven.
Lucky....I have none....
I really love muffins-
Give me yours right now.
Well, you don't have to...
Because of my new pc,
I am quite happy. |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 828 Joined: 12 Aug 2008 | Yes, of course, those chips
Are truly pure chocolate
Made to melt in mouths
I'm pleased you enjoy
Our delicacies abound
Here in these Haikus
Found in this fun thread
There's a lot to be had here
So stay a while friend |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1554 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 | I'll try a haiku
better ones to follow soon
please pass the popcorn |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | Jamanticus:
The Iron Ninja:
this muffin
Lucky....I have none....
I really love muffins-
Give me yours right now.
Well, you don't have to...
Because of my new pc,
I am quite happy.
I have eaten mine
But Gerald still has one left
He brings it to you.
What a great party
I might be a bit drunk now
Sorry if I dance |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2146 Joined: 7 Sep 2008 | The Iron Ninja:
Jamanticus:
The Iron Ninja:
this muffin
Muffins!
I have eaten mine
But Gerald still has one left
He brings it to you.
What a great party
I might be a bit drunk now
Sorry if I dance
Why, thank you, Gerald!
You are a couth crustacean,
Iron Ninja rocks. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | The walls, they're moving
I have had a bit too much
Time to have a seat... |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 828 Joined: 12 Aug 2008 | The Iron Ninja:
The walls, they're moving
I have had a bit too much
Time to have a seat...
Just relax mon frere
Go outside, get some fresh air
It'll clear your head |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | Hey, I like this song
I now feel the urge to dance
I have kicked the plates
This mess is my fault
In my drunken state, I slipped
My apologies.
If I knew some french
I would say fancy words too
But alas, I don't. |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 828 Joined: 12 Aug 2008 | It is late my guest
I'll now sleep perchance to dream
Of tomorrow's quest
The party's not done
You may leave at your leisure
Spin the night away |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | May I say something?
Bah Humbug, that's what I say
Bah Humbug to you.
I'm an angry drunk
Pay me no heed escapists.
Hey look! More muffins! |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1554 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 | a donation of haikus to my fellow escapists:
On The iron ninja:
has a love for crabs
his cool cigars are high praise
only a few have them.
On Clairaudient:
revived haiku thread
he was once batimus prime
autobot supreme
on fish food carl:
he loves his carpet
and makes the perfect sandwich
is very random
On anarchemetis:
he loves the whole world
and you should love the world to
Boom de yada boom
On NewClassic:
a changing robot
creator of the NinjOS
beware his red stare.
On danzorz:
is a fine fellow
he did make sir blobington
and it was awesome
On Ultrajoe:
with his ULTRA-CAPS
he's not your average joe
don't look behind you.
On TheNecroswanson:
Created a thread
on work related stories
the laughs ensued
On Purple Rain:
fear his unicorn
planning a trip to canada
you got Purple Rain'd
On Lord Krunk:
his hard drive got broke
he uses the milkman now
lost his first avvie
On the_root_of_all_evil:
words cannot convey
he once wrote a guest review
don't look in his eyes
On rottenbutter:
he owns an army
it's the Anti-Cor army
go and join today
On Jim_doki:
I will state the facts
I am jealous of your pic
(I) like stormtrooper girl
On jamanticus:
Likes fractals he does
they can be interesting
likes the odd soft drink
On Jobz:
He likes him some pie
he has a very cool accent
I can't understand
On TheGhostofSin:
He likes john lennon
that much is very obvious
(the) rest a mystery
On Amnesiac:
Want's you to obey
Still waiting for ZoE (3)
speed up kojima
On Indigo Dingo:
Loves his PS3
don't know what his avvie is
we may never know
On Decoy Doctorpus:
has a cool fake owl
bought pajamas in a can
just to give us news |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2146 Joined: 7 Sep 2008 | To Darkstone:
That last post was....Wow!
I don't quite know what to say...
I love you, Darkstone. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1554 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 | I covered lots
so they wouldn't feel left out
I thank you very much.
I will make more soon
cover those who I missed
Saturday sometime. |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 828 Joined: 12 Aug 2008 | Quite some epic lines
Darkstone I must commend you
On spending your time
Writing us haikus
Some true clever ones at that
I speak for all, they're
Appreciated
So pull up a chair comrade
And please tell us more |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1554 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 | On The_Logician19:
The Logician
can't describe how cool he is
My apologies
On Lord Harrab:
Mmpf mpf murmf mumpff (sets the world ablaze)
mmph mrf mmurph mummrmmrphur (with his mighty flamethrower)
mmh muf mff murph mmh (let him spy check you) |
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On the Record Posts: 5391 Joined: 14 Jun 2008 | this thread is dieing
It seems I must act once more
The deed has been done |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 804 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 | First time on this thread
Will this post be accepted?
Oh, I hope it will! |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 828 Joined: 12 Aug 2008 | Man it really seems
That every week I come
to necro this thread
It's one of my favs
So please friends, write some haikus
Just for great justice |
My gaming pc,
It arrived today, so...YEAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Woohoo, I'm so stoked.