Alright. We all know what you've done, but we're going to push you through this anyway.

Don't try to hide it, we have our sources.

Just admit it.

We all know you're hiding it.

C'mon. Just say it.

Or else....

ALRIGHT I ADMIT IT!

I programmed ET for the Atari 2600.

Please don't kill me, I have a family. ;_;

I KNEW IT!

But... Well.. I have a confession too...

I am... an...

Well.. I can't say it.. it's just...

I.. I voted for.. Ron Paul...

(Anyone getting the gist of this?)

Ron Paul!? That's nothin, son.

I once replaced an entire store's stock of body spray with mace.

I knew it, that's why my body felt like it was coated in millions of painful fleas!

I once went into a store in Chinatown where they sold pirated movies, and replaced Wall-E with swap.avi. Both of them were on writable CDs so they never noticed.

I'll admit it.... I'm the one that Reprogrammed Jail-bot to kill the warden! I'M SO SORORRY!!! E-HEH!

(Reward for the reference.)

Edit: Sweet! 2112!

Ok I admit it! I fed the dog viagra and left him alone with my sister. I'm sorry, I thought it would be funny!

Fine, I'll come clean...

I've never done a buster-run on a Mega Man game, i'm so ashamed :'(

Alright,Alright. I'll come clean....

I rigged the votes to get bush back in the white house.

Well, anyway...

Try to keep your confessions real, I know who's lying, like YOU. Yes, YOU, I know all about YOU. So stop lying, LIAR.

You know who you are.

i hate to say it, but,
I didn't support Obama.
i'm not sorry.

i hate to admit it,
but,
I didn't support Obama
I'm not sorry.

EDIT: Oops, unintentional double post.
I'm sorry about that mistake, though.

Okay, I admit it...

I'm pregnant.

Mr. Fister:
Okay, I admit it...

I'm pregnant.

I admit it, I'm the one who impregnated you while you were sleeping.

oh, wow...scary thought.

I admit it... it was me that DOUBLE POSTED!
*cries uncontrollably*

Like, seriously come clean or just stupid postings & hyperboles?

I'll admit it, I didn't cry when

I know, I'm a heartless bastard

Oh I cannot sustain this facade any longer!

I...I... I never finished any Half-Life game even though I claim to.

I'm sorry.

I'm real sorry about this, but, I haven't played Fallout 3 yet.

I'm sorry guys but I'm locked in Fallout Vault #17

fine, you caught me... i have collected every final fantasy... *cries*

Oh, alright.

I AM the Muffin-Man.
...
And yes, I did bake your parents into a scrumptious mega-muffin. So sue me.

Ok fine, i was the guy who walked 500 miles and back.

i'll admit it, just leave me alone... i love going to 4chan...

(btw guys, i am only jk)

FINE! I confess, I still play Runescape. *sob sob*

berethond:
I'm real sorry about this, but, I haven't played Fallout 3 yet.

Neither have I. And I don't plan to.
And I don't care.

Flux07:
fine, you caught me... i have collected every final fantasy... *cries*

Including all the XI expanisons!?! Heretic!

I'll admit it, I am a 360 owner who dosen't have LIVE...

I admit it, my trunk is full of dead ladies.

And I double parked.

Anarchemitis:
Like, seriously come clean or just stupid postings & hyperboles?

Srsbsns is prefered, but you're free to spread your randoms

Anarchemitis:

berethond:
I'm real sorry about this, but, I haven't played Fallout 3 yet.

Neither have I. And I don't plan to.
And I don't care.

I don't plan to either.

Flux07:
i'll admit it, just leave me alone... i love going to 4chan...

(btw guys, i am only jk)

That's nothing to be ashamed of, /b/rother. I'm a 4channer and I'm completely sane, and I'm pretty sure a high percentile of the Escapist is 4chanian.

I confess, further. I have played Half Life 1 & 2 and my opinion of them is low. I have played multiple versions of Final Fantasy and I can't stomach a single one. Runescape is a shame to the online gaming community and I am an ex-world of warcraft addict.

Okay, okay.....i ACCIDENTIALLY threw my friends copy of MGS4 in the trash. Note that it was by accident.

Good show, old bean. Really showed that fellow what's what.