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Sir Blobington And His Epic Quest!! (That's Right, We Are Back And Blobbing!!!)

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You tell sir Blobington what to do! He will venture on his epic quest to discover his past

How to play

Suggest what he should do, then I'll pick a suggestion and perform it.

To make life easier for us all I will now post Sir Blobington's adventures here in order.

Click on the spoilers to see the pictures.

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Have Sir Blobington wiggle himself over to the cardboard box and see what's inside of it.

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This is awesome.

Get the hammer and put it in his inventory, them use the hammer to break the lock!

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Richard Groovy Pants:
This is awesome.

Get the hammer and put it in his inventory, them use the hammer to break the lock!


Now what do you do?

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Look what is in the cardboard box.

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flatearth:
Look what is in the cardboard box.

What he said, the cardbox must have something in it!

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He was eaten by a grue.

Use the hammer to knock himself on the head. This is quite simply a delusion that Sir Blobington is suffering and a loss of consciousness would return him to his own world.

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Sir Blobelten is the greatest protozoa that ever lived.

Look in the box. There's got to be something inside.

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Hey Joe:
He was eaten by a grue.

Use the hammer to knock himself on the head. This is quite simply a delusion that Sir Blobington is suffering and a loss of consciousness would return him to his own world.

Yeah...No...

flatearth:
Look what is in the cardboard box.

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Hahaha this is brilliant.

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Place the bomb on the lock and hid underneth the cardboard box.

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Sir Blobington must now hide under the table.

Duck and Cover!

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Hey Joe:
Sir Blobington must now hide under the table.

Duck and Cover!

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Hurray! Now go down to the cellar. But equip the hammer in case of scary ghosts.

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Novajam:
Hurray! Now go down to the cellar. But equip the hammer in case of scary ghosts.

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Are you serious?, Honestly how could a hammer defeat a ghost? It can't even hit them...

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Destroy the table with the hammer. It is of little use to you know and you'll get 1XP for destroying it.

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Hey Joe:
Destroy the table with the hammer. It is of little use to you know and you'll get 1XP for destroying it.

Are you even trying?

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Go down to the cellar and take a look around, keep your hammer close to you in case you need it.

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Sir Blobington throws the hammer down the cellar to see if anyone is down there, like in Evil Dead 2

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Use Blob-vision on cellar.

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Seriously, use the hammer to break open the crate. If that doesn't work, use the hammer to pry(spelling?) the nails out of the crate.

And don't go into the cellar.

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Anarchemitis:
Use Blob-vision on cellar.

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>Enter Cellar

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Use your super sayan (spelling?) Blob charge down into the cellar to scare off any gosts.

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Use Blob-vision on strange rumbling noise....

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Portkins:
>Enter Cellar

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Do a rain dance to put out the fire.

Or, is that doesn't work, open the bow with the hammer and see what's inside.

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Attempt to douse the fire with the remnants of the box, using it as some sort of blanket. Also look around the room for any other sort of way to escape.

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Take the hammer, begin to immediately beat upon the walls until the wallpaper starts to peel back. When it does, grab great handfuls of the wallpaper and fashion from it a cape of power. Then, beat two eyeholes in the crate and a hole for your head. Put it on like a helmet.

If your feeling adventurous, make some paper horns for your helm. ''

Now you are Blobgor! Barbarian prince and lord of the ash wastes of klungdron. With your mighty warhammer 'Blogendrung' you smite the the unbeliever like some angel sent forth from hell itself, your soul blazes with the fire of the gods incarnate and in your heart you carry the hope of a galaxy as your mighty will breaks mountains upon the back of your resolve. You are the Dawn, The End, The Judge Of Times And The Executioner Of Stars. Where Night Falls You Will Be The Only Light.

you flip the table to cover the opening, smothering the fire as it cannot find oxygen. You have defeated fire. Thats right, you just fucking took out Fire. You gain 10,000 exp immediately.

With the fire put out, descend into the darkness as the holy harbinger of the red sunrise and the failing shadow. Scan left and right for ghosts and demons, any you find are made to beg for redemption even as you make pure war on them and rend them asunder before the might of your assault.

Screaming at the speed of sound down corridors the very earth shakes in tribute to your passage, walls crumble behind you but your eyes look ever forward to the light of freedom and an end to this endless battle. The rock sings your name in adoration as you pass, lights flicker in their tribute to your might. A god made manifest you rocket along hallowed halls until you finally impact with the final door, and burst free into the light of dawn with a thunderous roar, drenched in the blood of your foes.

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Oh, wait. No god mode?

Fine, cover the hole with the table, smothering the fire.

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Pee on the fire

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Did I mention you are fucking awesome!?

Also your Idea gets picked.

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Have Sir Blobington carve the table into a shield with the sharp bit of the hammer, and use his blobby powers to imbue the shield with blobfulness. After that.......

Use Sir Blobington's powers of blob-phase-shifting/culinary skills/awesome to use the energy of the explosions and flames to propel him out of the crack while preparing him a piece of toast with butter and jam.

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Put the table under you and use it TO RIDE THE FLAMES at the same time point the hammer to your front and say "FIRE-SURFING-HO!!!!!".

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DANCE!

Do the moonwalk out of there Sir Blobbington!

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Jamanticus:
Have Sir Blobelton carve the table into a shield with the sharp bit of the hammer, and use his blobby powers to imbue the shield with blobfulness. After that.......

Use Sir Blobelton's powers of blob-phase-shifting/culinary skills/awesome to use the energy of the explosions and flames to propel him out of the crack while preparing him a piece of toast with butter and jam.

Richard Groovy Pants:
Put the table under you and use it TO RIDE THE FLAMES at the same time point the hammer to your front and say "FIRE-SURFING-HO!!!!!".

Hey Joe:
DANCE!

Do the moonwalk out of there Sir Blobbington!

I honestly have no idea which one to pick...

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