Have Sir Blobington wiggle himself over to the cardboard box and see what's inside of it.

Look what is in the cardboard box.

He was eaten by a grue.

Use the hammer to knock himself on the head. This is quite simply a delusion that Sir Blobington is suffering and a loss of consciousness would return him to his own world.

Sir Blobelten is the greatest protozoa that ever lived.

Look in the box. There's got to be something inside.

Hahaha this is brilliant.

Place the bomb on the lock and hid underneth the cardboard box.

Sir Blobington must now hide under the table.

Duck and Cover!

Hurray! Now go down to the cellar. But equip the hammer in case of scary ghosts.

Destroy the table with the hammer. It is of little use to you know and you'll get 1XP for destroying it.

Sir Blobington throws the hammer down the cellar to see if anyone is down there, like in Evil Dead 2

Use Blob-vision on cellar.

Seriously, use the hammer to break open the crate. If that doesn't work, use the hammer to pry(spelling?) the nails out of the crate.

And don't go into the cellar.

>Enter Cellar

Use your super sayan (spelling?) Blob charge down into the cellar to scare off any gosts.

Use Blob-vision on strange rumbling noise....

Do a rain dance to put out the fire.

Or, is that doesn't work, open the bow with the hammer and see what's inside.

Attempt to douse the fire with the remnants of the box, using it as some sort of blanket. Also look around the room for any other sort of way to escape.

Take the hammer, begin to immediately beat upon the walls until the wallpaper starts to peel back. When it does, grab great handfuls of the wallpaper and fashion from it a cape of power. Then, beat two eyeholes in the crate and a hole for your head. Put it on like a helmet.

If your feeling adventurous, make some paper horns for your helm. ''

Now you are Blobgor! Barbarian prince and lord of the ash wastes of klungdron. With your mighty warhammer 'Blogendrung' you smite the the unbeliever like some angel sent forth from hell itself, your soul blazes with the fire of the gods incarnate and in your heart you carry the hope of a galaxy as your mighty will breaks mountains upon the back of your resolve. You are the Dawn, The End, The Judge Of Times And The Executioner Of Stars. Where Night Falls You Will Be The Only Light.

you flip the table to cover the opening, smothering the fire as it cannot find oxygen. You have defeated fire. Thats right, you just fucking took out Fire. You gain 10,000 exp immediately.

With the fire put out, descend into the darkness as the holy harbinger of the red sunrise and the failing shadow. Scan left and right for ghosts and demons, any you find are made to beg for redemption even as you make pure war on them and rend them asunder before the might of your assault.

Screaming at the speed of sound down corridors the very earth shakes in tribute to your passage, walls crumble behind you but your eyes look ever forward to the light of freedom and an end to this endless battle. The rock sings your name in adoration as you pass, lights flicker in their tribute to your might. A god made manifest you rocket along hallowed halls until you finally impact with the final door, and burst free into the light of dawn with a thunderous roar, drenched in the blood of your foes.

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Oh, wait. No god mode?

Fine, cover the hole with the table, smothering the fire.

Pee on the fire

Have Sir Blobington carve the table into a shield with the sharp bit of the hammer, and use his blobby powers to imbue the shield with blobfulness. After that.......

Use Sir Blobington's powers of blob-phase-shifting/culinary skills/awesome to use the energy of the explosions and flames to propel him out of the crack while preparing him a piece of toast with butter and jam.

DANCE!

Do the moonwalk out of there Sir Blobbington!