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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 898 Joined: 27 May 2008    | > Pronounce Xyzzy |
On the Record  Posts: 7331 Joined: 23 Dec 2007    | Go East. Obtain Fresh Air. |
BANNED  Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008   |
ok! User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
On the Record Posts: 7331 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Obtain Fresh Air. |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Blobs need 65% less fresh air so He is in no hurry to get some fresh air. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 804 Joined: 10 Sep 2008     | The hole is 5 storeys up - use the box as a parachute and glide to safety. |
On the Record Posts: 7331 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Use Blob-Squish, form parachute. |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Wood does not work as a parachute!
Not possible, use less god modding-esq ideas. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
On the Record Posts: 7331 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Add the Burnt Table to your inventory. Consult Blob Help Manual on the chapter regarding falling persons, and see if there is a listing for "You are Falling". |
BANNED  Posts: 3535 Joined: 11 Oct 2008   | Ride the board safely outside and jump trough the hole as a fiery explosion propels you trough the air! User was banned for: FUN FORUM GAME THX FO PLAYIN :3. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2787 Joined: 5 Aug 2008     | Use the hammer to open the box and see what's inside. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2146 Joined: 7 Sep 2008   |
All three; carve the table into a shield, put it under Sir Blobington, and have him use it as a flame surfboard and ride it out on the flames. And have him dancing whilst riding. |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Now it's time to jump-Oh the you exited the building. HOORAY! User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 898 Joined: 27 May 2008 | I'd like to exponge 14 points in Pulchritude. |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
No, Put it in the stats shown......... User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1554 Joined: 10 Sep 2008   | inventory-10(+3)=13 |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Ok User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
On the Record Posts: 7331 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Activate new skill 'Blobness Level 15'. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2787 Joined: 5 Aug 2008 | Use the hammer to open the box and see what's inside (this must be the third time I've suggested it). |
Muckraker  Posts: 294 Joined: 19 Jul 2008     | Danzorz, I've had 3 PM's by you about this thread. It was funny the first time but its just annoying now. |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
2 birds 1 stone.... User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Yeah sorry, my bad my computer kept screwing up I didn't mean to send them to you. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1303 Joined: 19 Jun 2008  | Use bio-luminescent blob abilities do cast Blob-Flare at the window |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3436 Joined: 28 Jun 2008 | How did he manage to flip the table if it was glued to the floor? O.o |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 804 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 | Use hammer on window! It's so obvious! |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Foot-Note: Glass on high rise buildings is made to be extremely strong so no-one runs into it and it breaks and they fall to their death. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 804 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 |
That happened once! http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/window.asp It's true! |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 898 Joined: 27 May 2008 | > Await your crash. BLOBS HAVE NO BONES. |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Because he has no bones does not mean it won't hurt him. Jelly fish have no bones, but if you threw one into a building it would still hurt it.... User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1303 Joined: 19 Jun 2008 | Tie the broken bits of the box to the hammer with string from the parachute, then use this device as a make-shift grappling hook and attempt to grapple on the highest level of the building |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
I think everyone is missing what's happening...You are flying into a building at mach 3. You have about 1/5 of a second to react. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
On the Record Posts: 7331 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Pray for beer and await your demise. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2166 Joined: 23 Dec 2007  | Put on your robe and wizard hat |
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Your blob-eyes scan the new entrance fast. Your heart soars with anticipation of freedom, and in your blobby mind you see your options panned out before you. There is only one you consider worthy of your awesome abilities.
You run, jump, and slide the tabletop before you, leaping aboard and raising your hands in readiness for the awesome you are about to partake.
As you surf right over the flames.
You leap off the table that carried you to safety... and enter the world beyond...