Danzorz:
Maybe something can be used along with blob smash to break that window...A...hammer like object?*Hint*

Belt out Nine Inch Nails Wish combined with Blob Smash to break the window with the power of awesome sound-waves.

Was I close?

Danzorz:
Maybe something can be used along with blob smash to break that window...A...hammer like object?*Hint*

Dan, someone already said that and you quashed that idea, remember?

In the past...

Danzorz:

Lucas113:
Use hammer on window! It's so obvious!

Foot-Note: Glass on high rise buildings is made to be extremely strong so no-one runs into it and it breaks and they fall to their death.

EDIT:Screw it, I have a different idea. Get to the back of the table, causing it to go vertical and hang on for dear bloby life as the table careens through the glass while shielding you from impact.

uh

>Clench blob extremities onto side and hope it slows your fall.

Danzorz:
well someone did but they also mention Nine Inch Nails...Who I hate...Godam them....

Doesn't change the fact that Sir Blobington loves them. Or that Wish would is prefect for breaking skyscraper windows, as it is the only song in history to have won a grammy and also contain the phrase 'fist-fuck'.

Plus, you know soundwaves look awesome when they smash something.

Fine. This should do it!

Use Blob Smash.
Use Hammer on Window.
Surf through window.
Strike a pose!

Wait, I've got it!

>Preform osmosis right before hitting the ground!

If he opens the window, how the hell is he supposed to get into it/.

Portkins:
Wait, I've got it!

>Preform osmosis right before hitting the ground!

If he opens the window, how the hell is he supposed to get into it/.

Use the box grappling hook idea.

Use your super special blob powers to increase your damage resistance to infinity (for exactly 60 seconds) at the cost of 99% of your health , all of your blob power, and your virginity to survive the fall .

Do a barrel roll!

Take a tight hold of the table, then relese the parachute. That might work.

Yet another succesful solution brought to you by; Logic A balanced part of a healthy ego

Logic woud suggest that it would either not work fast enough to stop him , or send him flying out the window again .

I suggest leaning to the right , hitting the water thing , and grabbing a drink .

STOP.

Hammer time!

Or just yell at the other blobs , either "DUCK!!!!!!"

OR

"I AM BLOBIOUS DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Crash into the blobs, decapitating them - providing they have skulls...which they don't - killing them.

Then use the hammer to take your own life, out of grief for your fallen blobby warriors.

Danzorz:

Stop that stupid shit or you will be reported.

If you can come into the Superpowered RP and make a comment that embodies 'stupid shit', then I should be able to as well.

Shout "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!"

This age old parable should make them re-consider where they are in life and get them to go and plan out the next 5 years in the company with a much more responsible outlook.

Oh, also make sure he says it in that blob-language.

EDIT: Meaning that you won't crash into them of course, as they'll have moved.

Danzorz:

Well upon talking to wilson they dislike god modding

Correct.

Danzorz:
and super powered threads.

Incorrect - see every popular Star Wars RP, anything involving magic, genetic mutation, robotics.

Hell, Wilson hosted Paranoia - where every player had a super power.

Shanks summed it up very well, and I am really not in the mood to argue this point, especially in this thread, of all places.

Read the rules, super powers =/= god-modding.

Danzorz:
Well why don't you just have some waaaburgers and french cries. Want the waabulance to take you to the sadspital?

...Wow.

Are we on 4Chan? No? Then maybe you shouldn't act like it.

I'm off to watch a spot of Heroes, try not to degrade the quality of this board any further.

Shout, "GET, THE FUCK, DOWN!" to the other blobs.

Danzorz:

rottenbutter:
Shout, "GET, THE FUCK, DOWN!" to the other blobs.

Um you sure? Won't the swearing offend them?

Would you rather have them offended, or dead?

Edit: Fine, have him shout, "GET THE FUCK DOWN!" to the other blobs.

Add cooler to inventory, cooler avoided.

Danzorz:

Ultrajoe:
Add cooler to inventory, cooler avoided.

Too late

Ninja'd!

Thats right I just Ninja'd Ultrajoe.
Awesome.

No you did not. Is not blobington still hurtling towards the water cooler?

at this point you notice the water cooler becoming increasingly closer to you...

Why, i do believe he is.

My solution still stands.

Have Blobington do a back flip off of the table.

Anarchemitis uses Science & Logic
Lean back on the table. The table will angle back and impact the wall, flat table top side on. The increased surface area will decrease the pressure against the wall at the point of impact, lessening the chance of a horrific explosion through drywall, in the unlikely event that the table has enough momentum to even break through.
Negotiation of the rapid deceleration of hitting a wall at mach speed is dealt with that fact that you are a viscous blob impervious to being thrown or splatered.

Anarchemitis:
Anarchemitis uses Science & Logic
Lean back on the table. The table will angle back and impact the wall, flat table top side on. The increased surface area will decrease the pressure against the wall at the point of impact, lessening the chance of a horrific explosion through drywall, in the unlikely event that the table has enough momentum to even break through.
Negotiation of the rapid deceleration of hitting a wall at mach speed is dealt with that fact that you are a viscous blob impervious to being thrown or splatered.

No, invulnerability comes at Blobiness level thirty. Right now you'll still die.

I don't see what the problem is. Just strike an epic pose and be done with it.

I second Anarchemitis - surely the table top (not exactly frictionless) will decelerating due to contact with the carpet?

Plus, Sir Blobington is a blob. Flubber would have had no problem with this!

I know. Since when does a translucent blob have mashable internal organs other than eyes?

I'll say it again: Back flip off of the table.