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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1900 Joined: 22 Jul 2008    | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1303 Joined: 19 Jun 2008    |
Dan, someone already said that and you quashed that idea, remember? In the past...
EDIT:Screw it, I have a different idea. Get to the back of the table, causing it to go vertical and hang on for dear bloby life as the table careens through the glass while shielding you from impact. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 898 Joined: 27 May 2008    | uh >Clench blob extremities onto side and hope it slows your fall. |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Blob smash boosts sir blobingtons strength by 3 times it's average amount. Thus making him able to break through the window...no one mentioned to use blob smash and the hammer...well someone did but they also mention Nine Inch Nails...Who I hate...Godam them.... User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1900 Joined: 22 Jul 2008 |
Doesn't change the fact that Sir Blobington loves them. Or that Wish would is prefect for breaking skyscraper windows, as it is the only song in history to have won a grammy and also contain the phrase 'fist-fuck'. Plus, you know soundwaves look awesome when they smash something. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 804 Joined: 10 Sep 2008    | Fine. This should do it! Use Blob Smash. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 898 Joined: 27 May 2008 | Wait, I've got it! >Preform osmosis right before hitting the ground! If he opens the window, how the hell is he supposed to get into it/. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2787 Joined: 5 Aug 2008    |
Use the box grappling hook idea. |
Muckraker  Posts: 311 Joined: 28 Sep 2008     | Use your super special blob powers to increase your damage resistance to infinity (for exactly 60 seconds) at the cost of 99% of your health , all of your blob power, |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Ok! User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
On the Record  Posts: 7330 Joined: 23 Dec 2007   | Do a barrel roll! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008  | Take a tight hold of the table, then relese the parachute. That might work. Yet another succesful solution brought to you by; Logic A balanced part of a healthy ego |
Muckraker Posts: 311 Joined: 28 Sep 2008 | Logic woud suggest that it would either not work fast enough to stop him , or send him flying out the window again . I suggest leaning to the right , hitting the water thing , and grabbing a drink . |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 898 Joined: 27 May 2008 | STOP. Hammer time! |
Muckraker Posts: 311 Joined: 28 Sep 2008 | Or just yell at the other blobs , either "DUCK!!!!!!" OR "I AM BLOBIOUS DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Stop that stupid shit or you will be reported. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1058 Joined: 2 Jul 2008    | Crash into the blobs, decapitating them - providing they have skulls...which they don't - killing them. Then use the hammer to take your own life, out of grief for your fallen blobby warriors.
If you can come into the Superpowered RP and make a comment that embodies 'stupid shit', then I should be able to as well. |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Well upon talking to wilson they dislike god modding and super powered threads. I doubt they have anything against sir bloblington. As-well as the whole "Stupid shit" thing. Well why don't you just have some waaaburgers and french cries. Want the waabulance to take you to the sadspital? C'mon give it a break man. Also even if it wasn't necessary to post that on the Super Powered RP thread atleast it wasn't too out of line. Also sir blobington will not do what you asked. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1900 Joined: 22 Jul 2008 | Shout "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!" This age old parable should make them re-consider where they are in life and get them to go and plan out the next 5 years in the company with a much more responsible outlook. Oh, also make sure he says it in that blob-language. EDIT: Meaning that you won't crash into them of course, as they'll have moved. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1058 Joined: 2 Jul 2008 |
Correct.
Incorrect - see every popular Star Wars RP, anything involving magic, genetic mutation, robotics. Hell, Wilson hosted Paranoia - where every player had a super power. Shanks summed it up very well, and I am really not in the mood to argue this point, especially in this thread, of all places. Read the rules, super powers =/= god-modding.
...Wow. Are we on 4Chan? No? Then maybe you shouldn't act like it. I'm off to watch a spot of Heroes, try not to degrade the quality of this board any further. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2787 Joined: 5 Aug 2008 | Shout, "GET, THE FUCK, DOWN!" to the other blobs. |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Um you sure? Won't the swearing offend them? User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2787 Joined: 5 Aug 2008 |
Would you rather have them offended, or dead? Edit: Fine, have him shout, "GET |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Got it. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
On the Record  Posts: 6480 Joined: 24 Apr 2008    | Add cooler to inventory, cooler avoided. |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
Too late Ninja'd! Thats right I just Ninja'd Ultrajoe. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
On the Record Posts: 6480 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
No you did not. Is not blobington still hurtling towards the water cooler?
Why, i do believe he is. My solution still stands. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2787 Joined: 5 Aug 2008 | Have Blobington do a back flip off of the table. |
On the Record Posts: 7330 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Anarchemitis uses Science & Logic |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 |
No, invulnerability comes at Blobiness level thirty. Right now you'll still die. I don't see what the problem is. Just strike an epic pose and be done with it. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 804 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 | I second Anarchemitis - surely the table top (not exactly frictionless) will decelerating due to contact with the carpet? Plus, Sir Blobington is a blob. Flubber would have had no problem with this! |
On the Record Posts: 7330 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | I know. Since when does a translucent blob have mashable internal organs other than eyes? |
BANNED Posts: 2994 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
My blob my rules. Also the sheer force would destroy his internal organs. User was banned for: Ketchup Packets... Why in the heck are they sooo small?. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2787 Joined: 5 Aug 2008 | I'll say it again: Back flip off of the table. |
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Maybe something can be used along with blob smash to break that window...A...hammer like object?*Hint*