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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3085 Joined: 13 Jul 2008     | Dawn of the Dead When asked what his policy on the bombing of Iraqi citizens was, Bush answered simply, and slightly confusingly: "I love eating the leg. Dark meat is the best." His PR man was quoted as saying "He means the leg of justice people! He loves to feast on the great leg of justice!" What is your favourite drink? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 804 Joined: 10 Sep 2008     | Jack and Coke STOP PRESS: curlycruton seen dating a female mortician - when asked who it was, he said:
More details on the 10 o'clock bulletin! Next person: How would you celebrate your next birthday? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 898 Joined: 27 May 2008     | I would probably ruin the whole thing on purpose. (this is all very confusing) THIS JUST IN: When responding to a query about 'His favourite activity', Lucas113 responded
This shocking development will be covered... In the next half hour... Why do you visit the Escapist? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008    | For money, of course! The Headlines Tonight:
Is this the man you want reading your news? Why are owls subjected to such tortures as the 'O RLY' Owl pictures? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4229 Joined: 27 Apr 2008    | Because they are cute and have fluffy feathers.
Why are pens full of ink? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2863 Joined: 25 Aug 2008  | Pens are full of ink so that you can break them open and throw the ink at people In the news tonight when Spartan Bannana was asked why he's been drowning puppies he replied
Can chickens fly? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4229 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | No, they are too heavy and unwieldy.
george144 was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's. Why are curtains made of cloth |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 | For scientific reasons. When asked if he would aid in the saving of many orphan children using a chainsaw, he replied:
This man is clearly unfit for life. When is it appropriate to burn garbage in public? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4229 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | Only on Thursdays while wearing a chicken suit if you have a license.(I'm really gonna feel that one in the response post)
Why don't I own a cell phone? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1554 Joined: 10 Sep 2008   | Edit: When asked on what days he went out to the park with his children, he replied:
this is a truly shocking revelation. how many shoes do you own? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1209 Joined: 22 Apr 2008   | Two pair. When asked why he was pointing a complicated looking device at our reporters, Professor Darkstone said:
The professor was not availble for comment afterwards. How would you destroy the world? |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 828 Joined: 12 Aug 2008 | With one of your doomsday devices of course! I know this because when asked about how many devices you own, you replied:
If I only borrow one, it isn't so bad, eh? Moving on, what's your favorite football play? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008   | Meh, I don't watch football. Moving on... LATE BREAKING NEWS! Preliminary reports are just in, and it seems that...and I must remind everyone that these are preliminary reports...It seems that Zelmac and Clairaudient are conspiring to destroy the world! When asked by Zelmac how he would destroy the world, Clairaudient replied,
This can only mean that the two of them are conspiring to DESTROY THE EARTH! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES! THE END OF DAYS IS NIGH! ...so, am I right in center field, or have I hit a long leftie? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1554 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 | I'm not sure, but I agree anyways. This just in when asked why he attacked a quarterback from a popular football team[names withheld for victims safety] he responded with:
sorry Logician your apology wont be accepted this time. what's is your favorite salad dressing? |
On the Record  Posts: 7319 Joined: 23 Dec 2007    |
How far away should your enemies be? |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 804 Joined: 10 Sep 2008 | Close. Very close. Breaking News: Anarchemitis in shock break in at aquarium! When asked why he took vinaigrette and a boiling pot to the turtle enclosure, he replied:
Authorities are currently questioning this strange aquatic gastronome. What is under your bed? |
Muckraker  Posts: 340 Joined: 4 Jul 2008   | Bobo the evil murderous clown This just in,When asked about his ties with al qaeda, lucas had this to say
And evil dictator has taken over the escapist,what will you do? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1209 Joined: 22 Apr 2008 | Nothing. I suppose it's time to come clean: I am the evil dictator here. This just in! When asked who his role-model from childhood was, M0rp43vs responded
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 898 Joined: 27 May 2008 | Just as much as a woodchuck would if I woodchuck could chuck wood. In recent news, a new Czar has come to power in Russia, under then name of Zemalac.
More at 11. When will this crisis end? |
On the Record Posts: 7319 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 |
I had a lot of fun writing that mess.
The crisis will end with the domination of local forest fires and members of the Ku Klux Klan. To be or not to be? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | Indeed, that is the question. Of course, it's a moot point; you're here, so why not enjoy it. Moving on... Breaking News! It seems as though the true culprits behind the economic crisis have been found by private detective and lady's man "Anarchemitis". When asked about the fruits of an intense six month investegation, Anarchemitis had this to say:
It seems that the forest fires in California and interference by the KKK are to blame for at least the majority of the country's financial crisis. Does this mean the govenment has been using poor suffering businesses as scapegoat all this time when the problem could have been sloved by putting out some fires and locking up some terrorists? Perhaps the terrorist part is a little difficult for the current administration, but they should at least be able to put out a friggin' fire (in this humble reporter's opinon, of course)! Then again, there are a lot of things this administration should have done, but didn't. We will continue to keep you posted with the situation. |
Muckraker Posts: 340 Joined: 4 Jul 2008 | Where's your question? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1016 Joined: 19 Nov 2008   | After seeing M0rp43vs lawyer on camera,after his hooker affair, he asked her
Why Can't it be explosive? |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 828 Joined: 12 Aug 2008 | If it exploded we'd be in a lot of trouble. This just in! Dart 378 has been quoted as saying the following in response to the question "If you want me to spank you, say and do abosulutely nothing":
Shocking just shocking news. Where's your head at? |
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A forum game for all to play. So grab a seat and enjoy a nice glass of iced tea.
For you.
This game involves you and the person below you (like many forum games do). What you are is a slick and savvy news reporter, itching for the next big story. For now though, you're stuck reading the teleprompter, but hey you're at least a household name in you local area.
How to Play
The person above you answers a question and asks one. Quote the above person out of context to make their response seem awful/hilarious with a set-up of your own. You then answer their posed question and then ask one of your own.
Example:
Clairaudient: How do you like your steaks done?
Poster 2: I like them grilled with some potatoes. What's your favorite comic book?
Poster 3: When Poster 2 was asked how he likes children, this was his response:
Personally, I love Spider-man. What's your favorite color?
Poster 4: A superhero love affair? Poster 3 has been quoted as saying
My favorite color is green. What's your favorite drink?
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And so forth! (Hooray complicated)
To start, I'll answer my own question and ask another.
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What's your favorite Thanksgiving food?
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I love eating the leg. Dark meat is the best.
Anywho, poster below me, what's your favorite zombie movie?