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On the Record  Posts: 7329 Joined: 23 Dec 2007     | |
Vault Legend  Posts: 2205 Joined: 30 Jul 2008     | I wonder if anyone will make one for me? Who knows? Alas, time for a few from me!
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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 719 Joined: 29 May 2008     |
it is? I guess Im just kind of oblivious. I guess I would tie a banana painted to look like a spartan to a frag grenade's pin. yeah, that would work. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4233 Joined: 27 Apr 2008   |
look to the avatar young one, and you shall seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...*Fades into the fog* |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4233 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, NewClassic! |
Muckraker  Posts: 311 Joined: 28 Sep 2008    | Yea, I guess I should say sorry before I get banned. EDIT:This post was edited... Well there goes my badge I guess. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2787 Joined: 5 Aug 2008     |
You do realize you'll get banned for that, don't you? Edit: But I have to admit, it's a clever trap. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2146 Joined: 7 Sep 2008    | Oh, so unwise...........
Oh, and, NewClassic: is that a fractal I see in that last cage? If so, I'm touched! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1303 Joined: 19 Jun 2008   |
DAMN IT! I should never have played Mercs 2 co-op with you on LIVE! Don't worry, as they say on lolcats, "Im in ur saves, nukin ur china" Spartan Banana, for you... Spartan Banana's trap: |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1554 Joined: 10 Sep 2008   |
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BANNED  Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007     | I'VE DONE IT! I have figured out how to catch the Logician! I go out into the woods, and place a sign that reads, "Apologize and win 50 billion anythings you want." With an arrow pointing to other arrows that eventually lead him into a cottage. Then, when he enters I turn on that machine from Half Life, thus summoning demons from Hell to slay The Logician! It's the perfect plan! User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008   | People aren't taking into account that I am a Ninja, and as such can dodge falling cages/cardboard boxes/heavy objects. Mods on the other hand... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 |
What, do you think I just apologize on cue? What's more, my devastating good looks, irresistable charm, and irrefutable logic are all worth 50 billion of everything by themselves. I'm just not a greedy guy (and I like looking good). What's more, I'd just summon The Dragonzord Megazord or Chuck Norris to take care of the demons. Keep trying, Necro. |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | DAMNIT! Looks like it's the good old, "SAILING MISHAP!" route then.
User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | Well I've got Dragonzord and Chuck Norris taken care of. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 |
I have other minions, you know. Like the spoon. The spoon has served me well. And Tony Jaa. Can you beat Tony Jaa? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | *Looks down at shoes and kicks at the sand* No... |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 |
I can! User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 901 Joined: 24 Jun 2008   | I have a fool proof plan to capture all of you fools |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 |
I am victorious. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 901 Joined: 24 Jun 2008 |
*shakes fist* Curse you! *runs away like a good batman villain.* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2860 Joined: 20 Jul 2008     | Not sure how to catch someone like me. Not trying to brag, just don't know how it would be done. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | How about like this? This would also work rather well on The_Root_of_all_evil, Jim_Doki and many others who I am currently forgetting about. |
On the Record  Posts: 5175 Joined: 3 Mar 2008   |
I would have just chained him to a chair with 'Heavy Lourde' programmed to drop on his head any time he apologises.'
Two Words: Dalek Caan. That guy burned you good. Anyone going to work out a way to catch me yet? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1210 Joined: 22 Apr 2008   |
Get you to kick a rock, then gently lead you away as you realize all your surrealism is for naught. (anyone get the reference?) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2664 Joined: 4 Nov 2007 |
The appeal to the stone ("I refute it thus")? Just a guess. Anywho, re: Logician. I summon Cthulhu (I have him on speed-dial), whose cruel majesty will cause the Logician to go mad and take his own life as the only logical course of action in a meaningless universe. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1615 Joined: 16 Jan 2008   | *Chin scratching* *More chin scratching* I would lead an unfortunate victim astray with a trail of very shiny D20s, that would lead to a cave, wherein, surrounded by flaming torches, a mighty tome would lie, inscribed with the words "D&D 6th Edition." And then I'd collapse the cave with my handy dynamite and put out the torches (er, from the outside. Yeah, take your logic elsewhere!), so you couldn't read it! Have at ye, D&D players! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2664 Joined: 4 Nov 2007 |
I'd carefully scrutinise the announcements of 6th edition's design choices via the internet and conclude that I really don't like the new edition - not even enough to flick through the pages - and thus avoid your cunning trap. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1615 Joined: 16 Jan 2008 | Hah! But therein lies the sheer cunniningness of this cunning trap! FOR THERE IS NO 6TH EDITION! 'Tis but a myth, a fable. What D&D player could resist an edition two... erm, editions into the future? You'd have ages to think up campaigns, for a start. At least I think there isn't... If I'm wrong now I'll just curl up into the foetal position and cry myself to sleep now. |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 |
I could resist it. I'm still learning 4th. I don't have time for a new system. User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3900 Joined: 4 May 2008    | I have a plan to trap Anarchemitis. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1659 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 |
That's right, no one can beat the spoon. Not even a maniac in a speedo... |
Red Guard  Posts: 4931 Joined: 14 Oct 2007   | A question. How would one catch a Labyrinth? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2146 Joined: 7 Sep 2008 |
Simple: either line her bowler with angry, weightless imps, or put an "American foreign policy rocks!" bumper sticker in her Brie. The resulting anger from both scenarios on Labyrinth's part would immobilise her and allow her captors to, well, capture her. |
Red Guard Posts: 4931 Joined: 14 Oct 2007 |
I've never been immobilised by anger.. in fact, it tends to make me both more mobile, and more vocal about it. |
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Well, I sort of like H. G. Wells, Douglas Adams is funny, don't care for, nor have I read Terry Pratchett or H.P. Lovecraft.
Even if it was a burning Bible it wouldn't catch me because it's just paper.
I would post a method on how to catch Wilsonscrazybed, but it would definitely not end well, even hypothetically.
SO!
How to catch a John Galt
You will need:
-1 country in economically recessed desperation
-$40,000,000 (USD Adjusted for inflation)
-1 well established industry
-1-6 Pristine Rolls Royce luxury automobile(s)
-1 top hat
-2 DV Camcorders
-1 or more Electoral positions of high power
-3 liters of Chocolate or Vanilla Ice Cream
Simply affix the cameras to somewhere to record it with a good view;
The John Galt will naturally go to the center of power and prestige willingly, whereby it is easy to call him off on legal means on international scale. Not only does this result in his capture and your fame, but you can sell the footage to Comedy studios. Don't forget to eat the ice cream in front of his incarcerated face.
Serves 12,000,000.