Labyrinth: I've never been immobilised by anger.. in fact, it tends to make me both more mobile, and more vocal about it.
Darn it, Labyrinth....And here I was, thinking I was being clever......
Alright, what about this?
-Put a cup of paralyzing liquid labeled: COFFEE in front of her -Put a trapdoor to Mars in her Brie -Put a trapdoor to Mars in her bowler (sorry for the lack of imagination.....)
-Put a cup of paralyzing liquid labeled: COFFEE in front of her -Put a trapdoor to Mars in her Brie -Put a trapdoor to Mars in her bowler (sorry for the lack of imagination.....)
I'm a coffee snob. If it doesn't smell exactly like coffee, and look exactly like a fresh Ristretto, I won't drink it. And even if I have a small sip and it doesn't taste like good coffee, I won't drink it.
-Put a cup of paralyzing liquid labeled: COFFEE in front of her -Put a trapdoor to Mars in her Brie -Put a trapdoor to Mars in her bowler (sorry for the lack of imagination.....)
I'm a coffee snob. If it doesn't smell exactly like coffee, and look exactly like a fresh Ristretto, I won't drink it. And even if I have a small sip and it doesn't taste like good coffee, I won't drink it.
Phantom2595: Well... I ... I... I... I CAST FLARE!
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What if I told you that you are in a false reality. Like the Truman Show (yes, I just got done watching and thats where this came from), everything in your existence is controlled by a group of people running a show based around you. Your friends, your family, everyone you see or know, all actors hired to seem more realistic. "What about all the trips I've been on all my life?" you may ask, all just another part of the set. You've never seen the outside world, you've never even met your true biological parents. And you'll forever be trapped in this show until you die.
MizPiz: What if I told you that you are in a false reality. Like the Truman Show (yes, I just got done watching and thats where this came from), everything in your existence is controlled by a group of people running a show based around you. Your friends, your family, everyone you see or know, all actors hired to seem more realistic. "What about all the trips I've been on all my life?" you may ask, all just another part of the set. You've never seen the outside world, you've never even met your true biological parents. And you'll forever be trapped in this show until you die.
Stop watching me shower, you perverted fuckers That goes for all of you!
This would also work rather well on The_Root_of_all_evil, Jim_Doki and many others who I am currently forgetting about.
Heres one for you.
requirements
-Anti Ninja spray (permanent effect) -Every Crab in the world (Except Gerald) -An even more ninja-eir ninja to sneak in and spray Gerald -??? -Fe_Ninja goes insane -Profit
OK Logician, here's a trap for you. While walking along, appreciating the few logical things in life, you happen upon MacGuyer conversing with Jack O'Neil. You suddenly realise how improbable, nay, illogical it is to find two people played by the same actor to be talking to one another. It is, in fact, so illogical, that you fall into a trance-like state of deliberation. After a while, O'Neil fires his P90 into the air, rousing you from your trance, only to realise that MacGuyver has constructed a nuclear powered forcefield around you with a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Despite your most logical attempts, you cannot escape. I then fly in and commence anal probing.
Birras: OK Logician, here's a trap for you. While walking along, appreciating the few logical things in life, you happen upon MacGuyer conversing with Jack O'Neil. You suddenly realise how improbable, nay, illogical it is to find two people played by the same actor to be talking to one another. It is, in fact, so illogical, that you fall into a trance-like state of deliberation. After a while, O'Neil fires his P90 into the air, rousing you from your trance, only to realise that MacGuyver has constructed a nuclear powered forcefield around you with a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Despite your most logical attempts, you cannot escape. I then fly in and commence anal probing.
Birras: OK Logician, here's a trap for you. While walking along, appreciating the few logical things in life, you happen upon MacGuyer conversing with Jack O'Neil. You suddenly realise how improbable, nay, illogical it is to find two people played by the same actor to be talking to one another. It is, in fact, so illogical, that you fall into a trance-like state of deliberation. After a while, O'Neil fires his P90 into the air, rousing you from your trance, only to realise that MacGuyver has constructed a nuclear powered forcefield around you with a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Despite your most logical attempts, you cannot escape. I then fly in and commence anal probing.
No. Just no. I'm not even going to even bother explaining all the things wrong with this; it would be like beating a dead horse with another dead horse.
First Step: I found a national entirely free of consumerism, and based on a bartering system. There is no government, however there will be a standardized policing force to help cull the criminals. Step Numeno B: I then send Labyrinth a plane ticket to this island with a certificate of citizenship. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Giggle like a little girl at my cunning.
Birras: OK Logician, here's a trap for you. While walking along, appreciating the few logical things in life, you happen upon MacGuyer conversing with Jack O'Neil. You suddenly realise how improbable, nay, illogical it is to find two people played by the same actor to be talking to one another. It is, in fact, so illogical, that you fall into a trance-like state of deliberation. After a while, O'Neil fires his P90 into the air, rousing you from your trance, only to realise that MacGuyver has constructed a nuclear powered forcefield around you with a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Despite your most logical attempts, you cannot escape. I then fly in and commence anal probing.
No. Just no. I'm not even going to even bother explaining all the things wrong with this; it would be like beating a dead horse with another dead horse.
Just...just no.
Humor me. Tell me, what possible flaws could be in my impenetrable plan?
First Step: I found a national entirely free of consumerism, and based on a bartering system. There is no government, however there will be a standardized policing force to help cull the criminals. Step Numeno B: I then send Labyrinth a plane ticket to this island with a certificate of citizenship. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Giggle like a little girl at my cunning.
I'd stay away for fear that I'd fuck it up for them. Quite simply, I'm not fit to live in my own Utopia, as I'd be unused to it.
Well, actually, they're not my favourite band.. but what the fuck right? I'd totally just slaughter everyone in the place. It wouldn't be a first... then escape to a bar with Akerfeldt and the crew for celebratory drinks.
Birras: OK Logician, here's a trap for you. While walking along, appreciating the few logical things in life, you happen upon MacGuyer conversing with Jack O'Neil. You suddenly realise how improbable, nay, illogical it is to find two people played by the same actor to be talking to one another. It is, in fact, so illogical, that you fall into a trance-like state of deliberation. After a while, O'Neil fires his P90 into the air, rousing you from your trance, only to realise that MacGuyver has constructed a nuclear powered forcefield around you with a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Despite your most logical attempts, you cannot escape. I then fly in and commence anal probing.
this has got to be the best win i've seen in a while.
Darn it, Labyrinth....And here I was, thinking I was being clever......
Alright, what about this?
-Put a cup of paralyzing liquid labeled: COFFEE in front of her
-Put a trapdoor to Mars in her Brie
-Put a trapdoor to Mars in her bowler (sorry for the lack of imagination.....)