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Well, i'd personally like to nomina- *Thunk*
WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA | |
Sorry Evil Joe. But considering you're only half the size of Ultra Joe, you'll need to be nominated by someone other than him.(Bottom of page) | |
Oh, Don't You Worry, I Don't Need His Nomination Nor Want it. I Was More Announcing My Eligibility Than Anything Else. Hmmm... Seems Only Sporting I Nominate Someone Eh? Let Me Get Back To You On That One. Wilson, Perhaps? WAHHAHAHA | |
I nominate Eviljoe (Inc.) | |
I nominate Anarchemitis. He is a bond villain in Iron Ninja's comic after all. | |
I second the nomination of Wilson, also, if I can nominate someone while seconding, I nominate COR 2000 | |
Oh, who wants to be evil, anyway. Altruism is where it's at. Yup, nothing feels better than doing nice things for people. Oh, but that's where you're wrong Do what? Who was that? I am the malevolence hiding in the deepest, darkest corners of your soul, Logician. You have hidden me well, and for some time, but I cannot allow this to simply go by. Bullshit. I know myself well enough to- Do not get in my way, Logician; it will be the end of you. AAAAHHHHH! *commence thunderclap* Good. Now that that optimistic fool is gone, I, Fiendgician, am announcing my existence, and elegability, to all those who have ears. For all of you who would question my hatred and bloodlust, allow me to rip out your entrails and feed them to your loved ones. *several agonizing moments, and some tears later* Still not enough, eh? Well let me assure you this. I am the opposite of everything The Logician has done. I am the result of years of pent up frustation, lonliness, and hatred for his fellow man. For every good deed The Logician has done, I am its opposite. Where The Logician would offer his hand in friendship, I would rip your flesh apart with a whip. Where The Logician would settle for kind words, I would crush your dreams and burn your soul. Where The Logician would abstain from violence, I would tear you apart in the most vicious, horrid and painful ways possible. I am Fiendgician. Tremble in fear, for my day is nigh. Soon you will taste my wrath, foolish mortals. As far as nominations go, I will nominate The Iron Ninja. He seems a man easy to drive into a corner. | |
Oh yes, of course nobody nominates me *sniffle* | |
I say! I was just having by morning cup of infant blood when I saw this thread! | |
I nominate you too, Birras! | |
Looks like Evil Joe has been nominated. Anyone want to contact Wilson to see if he's interested in partaking in this game of fun and evil? | |
I look forward to this. I dearly hope it surpasses even this: | |
You Could Second Me...
EDIT: Nevermind, It Seems Necro Had A Similar Thought. | |
Can I nominate PurpleRain, Armitage Shanks or the (late) The_Toe_Bighter? This is in regards to The Escapist Election, by the way. EDIT: Scratch that, I nominate the Clock Tower Sandwich! | |
I shall nominate the Fiendgician. This nomination was not made under duress. Honest. He totally didn't threaten me and my family. | |
I take it I'm not even close to the prerequisite standards of evil, eh? | |
Hmmmmm ... I consider myself more of a chaotic neutral, but playing Bartelby in RW2 has started to tap me into my inner malevolent bastard. And I did once try to kidnap the Forum President; there was even a ridiculous god-mod, which is a kind of evil I suppose. I guess I'll put my name up or consideration. If nothing else I can promise you all inventiveness. Afterall, any thug can kill your family in front of you. It takes an inventive mind to train the family pet to hunger for human flesh before letting it loose in the sterile white room where you and your family are tied, naked, sitting against the wall. Particularly when that family pet is a parrot. ... i can has Evil? | |
You really expect us to follow rules in an evil contest? I'm nominating myself, and anyone who argues gets their memory wiped. | |
i did just launch a massive escapist wide battle, convinced ultrajoe to betray everyone, and kidnapped a crab where the hell is my nomination? | |
I don't. | |
Fool! Your escapade was for the sake of amusement, and even then, your precious crab remained unharmed! Kidnapping exists for the sake of kidnapping, tourture for the sake of tourture, pain for the sake of pain! You are not evil so much as you are simply foolish, and as a fool is bound to, you fell from your seat of power. Do not worry, though; soon there will be another to take up that seat, to succeed where you failed. My time is nigh | |
Your name has necro in it, I don't think you need an evil alter-ego. | |
I really could use a good one. Maybe then I won't be so lonely and flaccid.... Wait... You weren't supposed to hear that last part. | |
To be perfectly fair, i did it before anyone else. | |
Khedive Rex has no Evil name. For, there is no name more sinisterly devised! (Seriously, it's got an 'X' in it. And one of those 'kh' coughing noises too.) All mortals will learn to fear the true name of their tyrant. Not a superficial superflous moniker, but the real, unadorned UNSPEAKABLE Evil Of Khedive Rex ! ... i can has Evil? | |
By the way, if you'd just announce that I'd won, I can get on with being Evil. You'll find that all the nominations now read my name. I don't have a good name. | |
I'm sorry Root. But I know your dark (what?) secret. You're not truly evil. Don't worry, I won't tell....any......one..... | |
Take that back! I am evil, dammit. Look, I'm even a journalist now! ;) | |
Oooof, can't argue with that. Such a powerful use of Logic has granted you nominated status. | |
Alright I'll nomintate you, primarily for pushing me, but all that other stuff too I guess. So jim_doki | |
I guess I'll second this nomination. For absolutely no reason that I can think of. You probably could make a separate gameshow to get the last two people to participate in this gameshow. | |
Seeing as how COR is my archenemy, I second his nomination. | |
There are few, if any, things more evil than the original concept of Higurashi, the lost demon in service to the devil. Only a few got a glance of one form of him, but to be honest, he is too evil for this forum, all in all. Therefore, he will not participate (in other words, I wish I had the time). | |
In service to the devil? Good. Go get me a sandwich. And not that smoked ham bullshit like you tried to pull before. | |
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Ladies and gentleman, my inflated ego has brought something to my attention: Not only is Root of All Evil not the single most evil person on the board, but apparently I am. Astonishing, I know.
However, this brought up a problem: if I am the single most evil Escapist, then whom is the second most evil? Quite the problem we have here, trust me I know.
NOW: I know what you are thinking, "Oh dark lord Necroswanson, how do we find out whom is the second most evil Escapist?" Luckily for you crazy people I have just the plan.
A GAME SHOW!
Yeah, I'm just that evil.
Step 1: First off I will need a few nominations. So, get together and pick whom you want to run for this. For someone to participate they must first be nominated by another member. The nomination must be seconded, and then three separate people must vote the member in. No voting for yourself. There will be five spaces open.
Step 2: After the ladies and/or gentleman running have been named, I shall begin asking essay type question on evil acts. I will personally have a response, and whomever gets the closest to how evil a response I have in my reserve, will receive 3 points. Second and third place will receive 1. There will be a total of ten questions. However, if you feel my ruling is out of place, 5 people can vote to overturn my ruling and vote on the most evil response.
Step 3: After I have asked all questions we will eliminate the two in last place. Then the morally difficult questions begin. These questions will consist of a moral aptitude based on a thick red line between good and evil. But here's the catch, in this round, the object won't always be to answer the most evil. No voting can overturn my decisions. Third place will be eliminated.
Step 4: Penmanship contest. This will be decided by a vote of the community, and will decide who is the second most evil member.
Got that? Okay, let me simplify.
ROund 1: Nominations and votes.
ROund 2: First round questions and firs eliminations.
Round 3: Morality questions and third elimination.
Round 4: Penmanship and final votings.
Grand Prize is the Necroswanson's Sigil of Second Most Evil Being.
Ladies and gentleman, please, let the nominations begin.
Evil Participants:
Evil Joe.
Conquerer Kenny
The Root of All Evil (Don't be scared, he's just a journalist).
The Logician.
Cor.