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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2142 Joined: 23 Jan 2008     | |
On the Record  Posts: 5178 Joined: 3 Mar 2008     |
Don't forget that you're our resident Big Brother. |
On the Record  Posts: 6481 Joined: 24 Apr 2008  |
Good start, but the evil laugh needs work, i could hardly hear it. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2586 Joined: 27 Sep 2008  |
That's not evil. Where's the panache? The laugh? The general ominous presence? You revealed your plan too early. |
Muckraker  Posts: 275 Joined: 13 Mar 2008     | In addendum to my earlier point, why would you expect a creature defined by how evil they are to remain content with second place? I'm halfway convinced that this whole contest is a plot by some canny hero to get us all in one place and detonate a nice, therapeutic nuke. I suggest you all submit your minds for invasive probing, else I may have to hold you in suspicion. What size restraints do you wear? Please don't make me guess; I have a glut of extra smalls I need to get rid of, and if I cut off circulation to your hands how will you ever raise them in adoration of me? |
On the Record  Posts: 6532 Joined: 8 Nov 2008   |
Extra Large, of course. |
Muckraker  Posts: 270 Joined: 24 Jul 2008   |
Wouldn't it be easier for UltraJoe to, I dunno, just win. |
On the Record  Posts: 7331 Joined: 23 Dec 2007    | I vote Eviljoe. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 828 Joined: 12 Aug 2008    |
Looking at some of Untamed's other posts, this one doesn't fit. He's more articulate and less.. terrible in the other threads he's replied to. I'm guessing he forgot to sign out his account or was away from his computer while someone else posted this. |
BANNED  Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007     | Come on dudes, we need one more person and we can skip the entire voting process. Cor has 1 official nominations. Just type the words. Do it. Do it. Do it. All the cool kids are doing it. User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1283 Joined: 1 Jun 2008    | Khedive Rex in his official capacity as Forum Big Brother wishes all to know that: Yes. He is watching you. Don't fight it, I'm your Older Brother. That means I'm more physically virile than you, and infinetly more experienced. Fighting will only result in me kicking your ass and planting evidence for Mom that you're selling drugs. Think of the shame! And the punctured spleen!
Khedive Rex. i can haz Evil? |
On the Record Posts: 6532 Joined: 8 Nov 2008 | I nominate Fish Food Carl! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4436 Joined: 14 Jan 2008  | Cor? Cor? COR! You people call Cor Evil?! What is wrong with you all? Each one of you should be lined up, tied to the ceiling by ropes, and let down when you ask by cutting off both your arms. |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | Cor has been nominated! It has been decided! Kenny shall be replacing Wilson. You and your best friend are walking down the street on a rather cold day. Your friend had bundled himself up rather well, to the point that he didn't even need his jacket. User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
On the Record Posts: 6481 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | Apparently I Need To Pm In My Answer. Pfft. Like You Follow The Rules In An Evil Competition. |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | Ahem. *Points to PMing request.* User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Muckraker  Posts: 268 Joined: 12 Dec 2008     |
I apologize for being off topic, however he's right. I left the site up and I'm SURE it was my brother who got on and posted that. My sincere apologies. Uhh... On topic? Eviljoe? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1873 Joined: 13 Jan 2008   |
In-Joke. Unless you want to fully submerge yourself into the dark, bubbling cesspool that is the Escapist Community, don't ask. |
Muckraker Posts: 268 Joined: 12 Dec 2008 | I was just trying to get back on topic, and had seen a few people vote eviljoe, so... |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | All responses have been received and shall soon be posted with the jurisdiction. User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
On the Record  Posts: 5977 Joined: 7 Feb 2008  | I'm too nice myself... I dunno, I nominate KHELL_SENNET! Have you read his rants? He is a festering lump of malevolance in human flesh. |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | And the responses are in! Now, I'm just a little disappointed. No matter what the outcome you all ate nachos in some way or another, and gave the store your business. Here was the proper response: Having been unable to order any nachos my rage becomes it's usual level of uncontrollable. Here are the awards for first, second, and third. User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4436 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 | Perhaps I need to be slightly more off the wall and unrealistic. If you want me to get guns and torture devices from nowhere then so be it. But I warn you, there will be no turning back when I do start to get evil. |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 |
Well if you want points then you have to do it duuuuuuuuuuude. User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2586 Joined: 27 Sep 2008 | Hang on a second. So you're saying that you still leave hungry? Being angry isn't the same as being evil is it? Then again it's your contest. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4436 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 |
But there is a line between senseless violence and evil. You don't see bond villains walking around shooting people for no reason. Why? Because violence =/= evil. I'm starting to question your aptitude as an evil judge. |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 |
There are better places to get nachos then Denny's. As for you Conqueror, there need not be violence. There need only be the choices given for people to suffer. In my writing the family had the choice of eating the gross ass nachos or dying. Then, the wife had the option to stick around and watch her family die, or go get help, risking them dying while she is out. User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2586 Joined: 27 Sep 2008 |
Ah, that makes much more sense now. I'd understood it as being the only place you wanted to go. Yeah, crippling them and forcing them to eat the nachos seems the way to go in that case. Is this a one try only deal? Or are you planning on multiple scenarios and judging the winner based on your expectations? Just curious, the evil here amuses me. |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | Well there are...... Nine more questions before the firs eliminations. User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
On the Record Posts: 6481 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | I wish to challenge this ruling. I did not give the restaurant my business, i sued them and made a mighty profit. I minced a hobo and fed him to children. Killing isn't evil, giving kids AIDS from eating Hobo flesh is. I wish to challenge your rulings. Evil is not about pure bad deeds (trust me, i'm Eviljoe) it's about a lack of empathy and altruism. I get out of my entry nachos, a jacket and no arrest record. No offense to my brethren-in-evil Cor, but making a great deal of mess is flashy and angry. Evil is insidious by nature. I don't wish to alter the scoring, just bring to your attention what makes something truly evil. And to assure you that i did not pay Denny's a damn cent. |
BANNED Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | Evil is evil. And nothing more. As a participant you are unable to challenge my ruling however I will pretend to take into consideration your words and simply hope your answers are less sporadic in the future. There are twelve orphans living at the orphanage. You have just been awarded six million dollars, go you. The local orphanage is shutting down due to lack of government funds. All it will take is 3 million dollars to ensure the orphanage will stay open. User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1812 Joined: 8 Nov 2008    |
Buy the orphanage, then burn it. Duh. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2586 Joined: 27 Sep 2008 |
I wouldn't. I'd do something far more evil and elaborate. But I'm not entering and I want to see whether the others have a similar idea. |
Time Lord  Posts: 10119 Joined: 13 Feb 2008   |
But dear Necro, You've got all flustered and hungry with the cops after you. That's just angry, not evil. I've got fed, ruined the lives of everyone I've encountered and still come out smelling of roses. I'll be evil for a LOT longer. |
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Now... a hellspawn has no business ordering a demon around. I'm sure you know that as well as your presence here is just a worse kind of punishment. My lord found it fitting, so go plague some humans or something. I have no use for a lowly issue such as yourself.
That's what I would say if I was still the old Higu. Good thing I'm not. ^_^