But dear Necro, You've got all flustered and hungry with the cops after you. That's just angry, not evil.
I've got fed, ruined the lives of everyone I've encountered and still come out smelling of roses.
I'll be evil for a LOT longer.
My sentiments exactly. Being recklessly malevolent happens once, Necro, insidious and all pervading nastiness is it own reward, why do you care so much about what other people think?
Yeah, I would not be able to compete in this at all. My name, genius and avatar all combine to make an ideal Bond villain but I don't have the slightest ounce of Evil in me at'all. One time I set out to go for the Evil-most evil Sith guy in KoTOR and I still ended up being on the light side.
No. But Joe and Root seem* to think my grading is on a system I did not promise.
*Seem being the keyword. From what I saw you disagreed with my jurisdiction under the premise that random violence wasn't evil (Random murder is in fact evil, it's just not long term for the flfillment.). However the disagreement comes from a feeling that my answer wasn't the most evil. I'm not, let me repeat that, not rating these on what I feel is most evil. I never stated that nor was it my intention to do so. Sorry if my previous post was misleading.
You shouldn't be going for a particular level of evil any different from what you want to. Just don't expect to gain highest points based on your view of how evil your answer was. On that note: We're still waiting on Kenny.
Mmm...at this rate, making us all wait like this, this Kenny is going to truly be the second-most evil of us all.
I mean what the hell! It's been three days! I was sure to give Necro my post as soon as I saw it, which was actualy only a few minutes after the question was posted!
Laugh while you can, though, Kenny, for my time is nigh.
conqueror Kenny: Yeah, sorry about the wait, I have been somewhere with no internet all weekend. Seriously who doesn't have internet nowdays.
So you weren't being malicious, you were just inconvinienced...this lowers my opinion of you greatly. A true evildoer does not become inconvinienced by such things as time and love.
conqueror Kenny: Yeah, sorry about the wait, I have been somewhere with no internet all weekend. Seriously who doesn't have internet nowdays.
So you weren't being malicious, you were just inconvinienced...this lowers my opinion of you greatly. A true evildoer does not become inconvinienced by such things as time and love.
Tremble in fear; my time is nigh.
Perhaps that because I just want be loved deep down. All this malevolence is merely a façade. Still not trembling on fear of your olive though. What kind of colour is olive? Nobody trembles in the face of olive; olive is the joke of the colour world.
tomdavi: Im going to third COR's nomination (he's kind of evil).
Congratulations on making the right choice. You will be treated with a free trip to Superjail! where you will constantly be experimented on by the "good" doctor, whipped, maimed and RapedSexually harrassed by Alice, torn to bits by Jailbot, and lastly, by preached to by a fundamentalist who says you will go to hell, especially for having sex before you're married(You might be getting RapedSexually harrassed by alice, but "In God's eyes", you're having sex before you're married so now you're sinning.... yada yada..)
Sorry, but I've gotta be evil somewhere.... Starting with you and Superjail.
P.S.: No offense to any Theists out there, I was referring to the real ignorant fundies that condemn everything and seal their eyes shut when science and logic enter the room.
The deliberating has completed. I shall post the results some time on Tuesday.... Barring that, I might get bored and do it later tonight... You'll just have to wait and see.
conqueror Kenny: Still not trembling on fear of your olive though. What kind of colour is olive? Nobody trembles in the face of olive; olive is the joke of the colour world.
The color olive implies a sickness of the mind; it is a clear indicator that there is something very wrong with the one you call Logician.
Of course, I would not expect as unrestrained and easily manipulated an individual as yourself to understand the subtety in my choice of text.
conqueror Kenny: Still not trembling on fear of your olive though. What kind of colour is olive? Nobody trembles in the face of olive; olive is the joke of the colour world.
The color olive implies a sickness of the mind; it is a clear indicator that there is something very wrong with the one you call Logician.
Of course, I would not expect as unrestrained and easily manipulated an individual as yourself to understand the subtety in my choice of text.
Tremble in fear; my time is nigh.
Pfft, purple's better. Olive implies, "Sickness of the stupid!" HAH! Yeah. I went there........ Okay I'll go away now.
I am currently compiling the answers together and should have the results up in a few minutes.
Kenny
Cor
Root of all Evil
UltraJoe
Logician
Currently the closest to the correct answer was Root of all Evil. The proper response was as such: An orphanage costs quite a bit of money as you may know. So, I would end up having to spend a good 2 million to fully purchase it out, and then at least another 2 simply to make it look legitimate. However, to recover my losses I would open up a mining business using the orphans as the workers. It doesn't really matter what we're mining for, time and time again it is proven that if it comes out of the ground, it's worth something. However, I don't treat the orphans well or even feed them that great. So, they orphanly starve to death eventually, so, with all my new found money I set up an advertisement campaign urging parents to send their children to my adoption center. If that fails I simply start buying children. The miners become replenished, children suffer, I make a hell of a lot of money. Another acceptable answer (which would have gotten you an instant 1st place were it anythign like it), would have been to say: I buy a nice car, then everyday buy a bucket of fried chicken and eat it in front of the orphans. After two chicken legs I declare that I am too full to finish the bucket of chicken and then dump it in the sewers.
The awarded points are:
Root got first for 3 points. Cor is second for 2 points. Joe and Kenny both receive 1 point for their creativity. As for Logician..... I'm sorry but your answer really could have sufficed for solving any problem ever. Not very creative. I'm sorry.
And the current score is:
Cor 2000 with 5 points. Root of all Evil with 4 points. UltraJoe with 3 points. Kenny and Logician both have 1.
galletea: I have to admit my answer would have been more evil, perhaps too far beyond the realms of good taste. Interesting ideas here though.
Once again, and I'm saying this so you people will stop posting it: These are not judged on most evil. Those who are not participating will find I don't give two shits about their opinion. So bite my shiny metal ass. Although.... New Classic would be the one with the shiny metal ass.
That having been said, there are just some things that a man cannot bring himself to type on the internet. If I could, well, let's just say you'd all go blind reading what I'd actually do.
Once again, and I'm saying this so you people will stop posting it: These are not judged on most evil. Those who are not participating will find I don't give two shits about their opinion. So bite my shiny metal ass. :P
That having been said, there are just some things that a man cannot bring himself to type on the internet. If I could, well, let's just say you'd all go blind reading what I'd actually do.
Ok ok, calm down. It was merely an observation. I hope you enjoy your test.
Once again, and I'm saying this so you people will stop posting it: These are not judged on most evil. Those who are not participating will find I don't give two shits about their opinion. So bite my shiny metal ass. :P
That having been said, there are just some things that a man cannot bring himself to type on the internet. If I could, well, let's just say you'd all go blind reading what I'd actually do.
Ok ok, calm down. It was merely an observation. I hope you enjoy your test.
Yeah, well your "observation" made me cry. I hope your happy.
tomdavi: Im going to third COR's nomination (he's kind of evil).
Congratulations on making the right choice. You will be treated with a free trip to Superjail! where you will constantly be experimented on by the "good" doctor, whipped, maimed and RapedSexually harrassed by Alice, torn to bits by Jailbot, and lastly, by preached to by a fundamentalist who says you will go to hell, especially for having sex before you're married(You might be getting RapedSexually harrassed by alice, but "In God's eyes", you're having sex before you're married so now you're sinning.... yada yada..)
Sorry, but I've gotta be evil somewhere.... Starting with you and Superjail.
P.S.: No offense to any Theists out there, I was referring to the real ignorant fundies that condemn everything and seal their eyes shut when science and logic enter the room.
tomdavi: Im going to third COR's nomination (he's kind of evil).
Congratulations on making the right choice. You will be treated with a free trip to Superjail! where you will constantly be experimented on by the "good" doctor, whipped, maimed and RapedSexually harrassed by Alice, torn to bits by Jailbot, and lastly, by preached to by a fundamentalist who says you will go to hell, especially for having sex before you're married(You might be getting RapedSexually harrassed by alice, but "In God's eyes", you're having sex before you're married so now you're sinning.... yada yada..)
Sorry, but I've gotta be evil somewhere.... Starting with you and Superjail.
P.S.: No offense to any Theists out there, I was referring to the real ignorant fundies that condemn everything and seal their eyes shut when science and logic enter the room.
Awsome! Superjail! I love that show!
The trip isn't for you... unless you vote the almighty COR 2000 as the Second Evilest member on the Escapist. If you don't, well then...... You automatically get drafted onto [Insert MTV/VH1 Reality show here]. Either that, or you just get rapedsexually harassed by Alice.
Graustein: On another note, is there anybody here who doesn't have an evil alter-ego whose name is a mix of their own name and some evil-sounding word?
Yup. Mine is as evil as can be already. That which brings darkness. Me being as good as a snuggly bunny notwithstanding. Uh, right now.
Well guys, sorry to say I've fallen so far behind. With the holiday, and now school, I haven't really had much time for many things. I get enough time for art or another activity during my day, and I likes to draw. So I'm going to have to close this down, not like you didn't see this coming. Sorry.
I hereby claim myself as second most evil member. Backed up by the fact that i've done more evil things than you and my entries are always more evil than yours. This metagame of 'trying to guess what Necro would do' is not evil at all. At worst it is beaurocratically dull.
Here to discuss this subject with me is the confirmed most evil bastard on the escapist: Eviljoe
Ultra: Evil, does this qualify as a nefarious deed? Evil: Actually, Ultra, yes Ultra; What!? Evil: Well, the act of screwing everyone over with a contest based on the judges whims and not evil at all is a lie, a trick, a scheme and a plot. In Evil terms that scores very highly. Ultra: But the evil of the contest aside, is the result in any way an indicator of how evil the winner is? Evil: No. Necro is screwing with you all. And i've stolen your wallet.
There you have it folks.
tl;dr: Necro... are you sure you know what you're doing?
I suppose it could all just be an act of testing out who his real rivals are in the evil standings. But I doubt it. He'll be too busy drawing to do anything about it. If he could. I'm certainly not going to argue with Eviljoe
Although I seemed to manage a degree of evil, just by heckling from the sidelines. Maybe I should be more actively evil...
tomdavi: Im going to third COR's nomination (he's kind of evil).
Congratulations on making the right choice. You will be treated with a free trip to Superjail! where you will constantly be experimented on by the "good" doctor, whipped, maimed and RapedSexually harrassed by Alice, torn to bits by Jailbot, and lastly, by preached to by a fundamentalist who says you will go to hell, especially for having sex before you're married(You might be getting RapedSexually harrassed by alice, but "In God's eyes", you're having sex before you're married so now you're sinning.... yada yada..)
Sorry, but I've gotta be evil somewhere.... Starting with you and Superjail.
P.S.: No offense to any Theists out there, I was referring to the real ignorant fundies that condemn everything and seal their eyes shut when science and logic enter the room.
Awsome! Superjail! I love that show!
The trip isn't for you... unless you vote the almighty COR 2000 as the Second Evilest member on the Escapist. If you don't, well then...... You automatically get drafted onto [Insert MTV/VH1 Reality show here]. Either that, or you just get rapedsexually harassed by Alice.
Hm.... Tough Desicion. Get Raped by a ma... i mean, woman or get my mind raped into a stupid puddle by retard colleage kids.
I hereby claim myself as second most evil member. Backed up by the fact that i've done more evil things than you and my entries are always more evil than yours. This metagame of 'trying to guess what Necro would do' is not evil at all. At worst it is beaurocratically dull.
Here to discuss this subject with me is the confirmed most evil bastard on the escapist: Eviljoe
Ultra: Evil, does this qualify as a nefarious deed? Evil: Actually, Ultra, yes Ultra; What!? Evil: Well, the act of screwing everyone over with a contest based on the judges whims and not evil at all is a lie, a trick, a scheme and a plot. In Evil terms that scores very highly. Ultra: But the evil of the contest aside, is the result in any way an indicator of how evil the winner is? Evil: No. Necro is screwing with you all. And i've stolen your wallet.
There you have it folks.
tl;dr: Necro... are you sure you know what you're doing?
Sure I'm sure. Just as I'm sure you're a pansy in big mans armor. Muahahhahahha!
My sentiments exactly. Being recklessly malevolent happens once, Necro, insidious and all pervading nastiness is it own reward, why do you care so much about what other people think?