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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1202 Joined: 13 Dec 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1304 Joined: 17 Jun 2008   | Put the Santa hat on his face and hit him with the light bulbs? That's probably not going to kill him, now I feel bad. I suppose I should apologize, poor little guy. And he looked so happy with his ice cream. *sniffle* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2764 Joined: 30 Oct 2008     | Make her listen to her own music on repeat for two hours straight. Afterward, use my awesome flightless bird powers and shoot holly at her until she suffocates. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 190 Joined: 12 Aug 2008    | Whip out my 2 arms which I had been hiding since the dawn of mankind... I was also hiding an m16. I switch to automatic and mow down that missle toe spewing sunuvabitch. I crawl out and as I leave I turn around and utter the awesome one-liner,"Don't tread on me." |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 975 Joined: 4 Sep 2008    | I have Lego Philip Marlowe, so yeah. Get really drunk, figure out that you're really the young woman who I was hired to find by you in the first place, then sadly tread on you. After sex. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1933 Joined: 1 Jan 2008  | Then I kill you with my army of clones. |
On the Record  Posts: 6849 Joined: 23 Dec 2007  | I activate my Legion of Automated tanks and have them engage your clone army, while distracting and disabling the Prime with my ennamering powers of persuasion. |
Paperboy  Posts: 44 Joined: 25 Aug 2008   | Slayer causes your head to explode by assaulting you with METAL! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3235 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Bip-bop Why do I stil have this thing in my inventory? If you don't know what I'm talking about (and why not!) my avatar is Gordon Frohman from Concerned(if it isn't I changed it and should change soon) and in one comic he pulls outa hunter chopper mine, wonders why it's in his inventory, and then it blows up. If you don't know what a hunter chopper is (and why the hell not!)it's a helicopter in Hl2 that drops mines and shoots at you. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 628 Joined: 26 Jul 2008   | My tactical squad of super soldier walruses come out of nowhere and highjack the chopper and put it down and execute you. Imagine SAS, Navy Seals, and Isreali Cammandoes combined, and these walruese are 10 times that. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 451 Joined: 8 Nov 2008 | I distract you with the stress ball, then Trinity beats you up, until Yahtzee comes out of nowhere and causes your brain to explode, cause he made fun of all your favorite games. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4148 Joined: 27 Apr 2008  | I show you the Yahtzee forums Good Luck killing me, bitches, I'm already dead! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1965 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 | Naomi? Anyway, no you're not. I'll distract you with my unmatchable cuteness, scream your head off with my megaphone when you've let your guard down, let Trinity kick the SHIT out of you, and finish you off by chucking my Forum Explorer star to lodge itself in your fragile skull, you dangling thingie. Don't even need to chug my potion of health. Edit: Beat to the punch. Heh, that's okay, Resistance. I'll just chug my potion then. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 613 Joined: 3 Jun 2008  | I would redirect the flying holly, to go into your eyes, blinding you. Then i would use my Wrench to bash your head in. Then put a question mark over you, so no one would know who you are. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1684 Joined: 22 Apr 2008  | I would strangle you with my bowtie, then eat you. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 451 Joined: 8 Nov 2008 |
Oh yeah, I forgot she's Trinity, it's been a while since I saw The Matrix. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4148 Joined: 27 Apr 2008 | I would strangle you with your tie. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1924 Joined: 26 Jun 2008  | I show you the depth of my intelect by deducting all of the worlds greatest cases right in front of you. I continue this until your brain ejects from the middle of your forehead due to me blowing your mind with my deductive skills. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1684 Joined: 22 Apr 2008 | I'd beat you in a staring contest. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1924 Joined: 26 Jun 2008 | I just sit back and watch as Trinity and Morphius kick your ass from one side of this thread to the other. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3235 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Well, I would probably write my good friend Dr. Breen about this neat little town of yours, he would then proceed to "bomb the shit out of them" with rockets containing headcrabs. Only a deranged monk would survive. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4376 Joined: 8 Nov 2008  | Well, using my keen powers of discernment, I ascertain that your only weakness would be a sniper bullet in your cranium. So I use 'Chief-in-a-box' to have Master Chief put a bullet in your head. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 89 Joined: 15 Dec 2008   | I poke you in the eye with my long nose.Then use one-up to survive the counter attack. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1965 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 |
Yup. Naomi is the badass African-American who used to be in a relationship with Morpheus. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 628 Joined: 26 Jul 2008 | The pre planted Claymores take out your One up and the Tactical Walrus squad comes in from all sides and executes you as well and then take up denefsive postitions in preparation. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1273 Joined: 27 Jan 2008  | I rip your bloody tusks off and ram them up your bums. Every single one. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2093 Joined: 3 Dec 2008   | I would spawn about six goliaths, a few wraiths and a battlecruiser, then shoot your sunglasses to shit. |
Paperboy  Posts: 37 Joined: 24 Dec 2008  | I'd swarm your goliath with tanks from Left 4 Dead with joker makeup |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4376 Joined: 8 Nov 2008 | I use my mask to disguise myself, and then stab you in the back while Trinity distracts you. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2764 Joined: 30 Oct 2008 | I use Emu-vision to see through the mask. Then... I use my awesome beak to peck out your eye. HAW |
Muckraker  Posts: 309 Joined: 18 Dec 2008    | After a long and vicious hand to...beak fight I manage to throw your toothed flightless bird into the flames around us before firing my blaster into the roasted Emu. I then drink some of my health potion to recover lost HP from the fight. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1480 Joined: 13 Sep 2008  | Being combine, I call in backup. Then arrest you for ...er... birdicide, blaster firing, breathing, being a non-combine sergeant, roasting emu, using illegal drugs (Namely HP restorers). Then, after the really really long stun-stick beating, we drag you off to prison. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2807 Joined: 29 Dec 2007 | Locking up a innocent killer? That will not do, I'm putting a crusade on your arse, lets see how that mask deals with a beating old testament style. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1061 Joined: 23 Dec 2008 | Pick you up with my stomach tentacles and rip you apart, while I rip your bibles and use them as pea shooter ammo |
Muckraker  Posts: 289 Joined: 5 Feb 2007  | The Moon falls on you, Adam Jenson. GG. |
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Searched and doesn't seem to have been done before. So basically the point of this game is that you need to figure out a way to kill/attack the above posters avatar with any features of your avatar and badges. Lets say a poster above me had a avatar of a smiley face. I would burn his eyes with my avatars tofu sticks.
anyway, GO!