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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1259 Joined: 23 Sep 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1688 Joined: 1 Oct 2008    | The cake is a lie, Making a space paradox to the avatar doesn't exsist. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 173 Joined: 18 Aug 2008   | If the cake is a lie then why am I seeing it? and if the avatar doesn't exist why can I see it then. I'll eat the cake and let the paradox continue, leaving me with an eaten cake and a paradox of a cake that has been eaten though it never where. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1270 Joined: 22 Sep 2008     | I'm a snake eater, but trust me a grilled chicken will do just the same... FOOD! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1083 Joined: 23 Oct 2008    | I steal your rainbow and beat you senseless with it. Win. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2783 Joined: 29 Oct 2008     | Homestar gets in touch with his secret viking history and beats your backwards tucan costume wearing guy/girl with a chicken bone. Homestar is completely invisible when in Viking apparel so sorry, but the topic is over now :( |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1106 Joined: 2 Jul 2008   | Edge takes down homestar with a spear! The spear conquers all regardless of invisibility! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1688 Joined: 1 Oct 2008 | Normal clowns throw pies at their face, and cake is the oppiset of pie, so I throw it at the nega-clown |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4125 Joined: 21 May 2008   | The cake is a lie. Therefore you're a lie. I eliminated your existence. |
BANNED  Posts: 319 Joined: 24 Dec 2008     | While you are brutally destroying the forth wall I take your gun and shoot you. User was banned for: The Escapist. . (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1716 Joined: 4 Jul 2008  | The knife flys off the books propelled by an unknown force, sliceing your throat. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4061 Joined: 15 Aug 2008 | Brendon Small makes a snuff film of your loved ones then hands you a 9mm pistol. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1688 Joined: 1 Oct 2008 | I offer the cake for a peace treaty [sp] |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4454 Joined: 8 Jan 2009   | I would just destroy GlaDos, she's the one who has the picture of the cake anyways |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1259 Joined: 23 Sep 2008 | I cut your antenna of with my hat |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1293 Joined: 22 Oct 2008   | I would use my tardis to travel to his location, grab him, travel to a sun that's about to go supernova, drop him off and travel the hell out. and then keep his hat as a trophy of my victory. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1068 Joined: 2 Jan 2009    | i take a shit in the booth and break the windows with my giutar |
BANNED  Posts: 5167 Joined: 26 Feb 2008   | My Star Destroyer Fires a salvo of Turbolaser blasts at the area where AC/DC i splaying in concert, leveling the whole area and killing anyone who is at the concert. User was banned for: Ipod Saves Girl's Life. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1293 Joined: 22 Oct 2008 | I Travel into your star destroyer's engine core with my tardis and use the Sonic Screwdriver I found lying around in here to disrupt your engines and rig them to blow up. I then travel to a safe distance and watch some fireworks and listen to the AC/DC concert. |
On the Record  Posts: 5542 Joined: 13 Aug 2008  | I stare your TARDIS to death. It knows what it did. |
BANNED Posts: 319 Joined: 24 Dec 2008 | I rip of your beard and shove it down your throat. User was banned for: The Escapist. . (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1068 Joined: 2 Jan 2009 | i cut off your face with the razor on my guitar |
Muckraker  Posts: 253 Joined: 30 Oct 2008     | I somehow cut through your amazing guitar rockage with my intense ocarina queerness and sword you to death. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1653 Joined: 13 Dec 2008    | poke your sword which you stupidly hold up in the air, causing it to fall on your head and split you in half. Then surfboard on your half-body. |
Red Guard  Posts: 5356 Joined: 14 Oct 2007  | I'll melt your fucking icecream, using my bowler to fan heat from a fire at you. Bwaha! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 61 Joined: 22 Oct 2008    | Drive by worming. Enough said. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1653 Joined: 13 Dec 2008 | step on you...easy |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2127 Joined: 9 Jan 2009   | re aim the fireworks behind you at the back of your head and light them so you turn into a comical pile of ash then I steal your ice cream |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1653 Joined: 13 Dec 2008 | Click the cancel button and get rid of your existence. |
BANNED  Posts: 534 Joined: 27 Aug 2008   | Grab you're icecream you're holding and jam them in your eyes. User was banned for: The "Name the Screenshot" Game.. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2127 Joined: 9 Jan 2009 | grab your head and slam it repeatedly into the blue backdrop behind you killing you with severe head trauma |
BANNED Posts: 534 Joined: 27 Aug 2008 | I press x then cancel then i beat your wife with you. User was banned for: The "Name the Screenshot" Game.. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4454 Joined: 8 Jan 2009 | I give your xbox the rrod |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2107 Joined: 1 Jan 2008 | I choke you with your own cape. They are hazardous, you know. |
Muckraker  Posts: 263 Joined: 27 Jan 2008 | I'd fill the room with noxious metal-eating gas particles... Considering I'm wearing a suit entirely of plastic... |
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what can my guy do...ummm be scared and run?