Cheesegrater, did you know Grey Knights had utility belts for on the spot cooking?

Daleks are supreme, Humans are weak! Using my powerful beam weapon I stop Dinnj with a single shot.

Since Daleks can't be killed by modern Hylain technology, the only way to stop you is by banishing you to the Twilight Realm, which I've already done. Enjoy not having any light for all eternity!

I think it's really obvious to all involved how I would take care of any situation my avatar was placed in. Notice the massive sword? And the fact that he's a god? Yeah, I gut Midna/Mr. Fister like a fish.

Snake jumps out of the box, while Link hits you whit his sword.

Optimus Prime does not need to describe how he would kick your ass.

Agni & Rudra stab you in the face, then the Zero Punctuation imp gets out of the no sign and beats you to death with the question mark and stabs you with the compass

My self-made daemon-thingy gore you with the horns on it's head, before dying from old age

(I've had this avatar for way too long)

Care for some brandy?

Poison'd!

I'm Jean f'ing Starwind. I'll just blast you with a caster shell #19 (I think that one's the mini black-hole)

I use by bird hat thingy to peck your face.

I use awesome imp powers to distract you, steal your bird hat thingy, and use it against you. Or I could just beat on you with mah' exclamation mark, whichever is easier.

Combine metrocop arrests you for being an imp, which is unconstitutional and against the "No Aliens (besides the Combine) act" or AA act, and also for not being combine and beating people with blunt objects (To death). Keep your hands about your person during beating and target practice.

I use my wrench to break your oxygen tank (bioshock trailer style) but fail. Ill just explode you with FIREWORKS OF DOOM!!!

Oh yeah... Link uses his sword and zombie repellant.
He blows your freaking head off! HAHAHA!
Oh, and Pacman eats your remains like power pellets.

*Slice* I win. A god with an awesome sword definetly beats a questionably male guy in a green tunic.

well i jab out your eyes with my pen then pacman eats them (eyes, pellets. see the resemblance?). Now that you're blinded I'll wait for you to die from loss of blood. (laughs evily)

You seem to have two shadows.

you've all been engulfed by flame muhahaha

Adam Jenson:
Pick you up with my stomach tentacles and rip you apart, while I rip your bibles and use them as pea shooter ammo

What is your avatar?

EDIT:Even after I posted this it only showed one page, ignore this post and deal with the fire guy.

Knight Templar:

Adam Jenson:
Pick you up with my stomach tentacles and rip you apart, while I rip your bibles and use them as pea shooter ammo

What is your avatar?

Its Ben Hargreeves from the umbrella academy. I changed my avatar before I posted but it still hasn't changed.

Spider Jerusalem takes his boots to your groin and then takes the bell from his hat of awesomeness and >censored<. He then kicks you one last time in the chest, utters a witty put down and uses you as an example for his next column on how people today weak pansys.

Oh yeah? Wel Trinity destroys your soul.

Standing on a plateau, The Logician looks down at the melee with immense dissatisfaction. I thought they were better than this he thinks. Violence never solved anything, and what's more, this doesn't seem to have any point whatsoever. Why?

"What do you think, Jerry?" The Logician says, seemingly to no one. More shocking is the response.

I think people are stupid. Most people, anyway; I've met exceptions to the rule.

"Why thank you , Jerry."

Actually I was talking about Khedive Rex, but you'll work in a pinch.

"So what should I do?"

My space fleet is on standby. We could blow them and the planet to high hell. How's that sound?

"Do I have to be on it?"

I would prefer if you weren't.

"Alright. Beam us up, Scotty."

Actually his name is Jermy, and he hates Star Trek. But I'm sure he won't kick your ass when we get there.

Light-years away, orbiting around the planet Saturn, what seems to be a moon begins to awaken. With a crack, the rock on its surface shatters, and the moon seems to fold out, ressonating with light. After several minutes, part of the planet extends and fold inwards, revealing a massive cannon. It fires.

With that, the light fades, and the moon seems to die, its purpose fulfilled.

Several minutes later the beam slams into the planet, cracking it like a dinner plate. Within minutes, it shatters, it's axis extended beyond its limit.. Another planet dies, with a roar of pain rather than a sigh of relif.

My eye stare's into your soul via your eye's. You will see all that I have seen, hear the screams of pain by those I have killed. Then I headbutt you with my templar helmet, breaking your veiw of my experiences and leave you on the floor, curled in the fetal postion and bloodied.

Frostmourne then raise you as undead minions

Wearing my phantom of the opera mask I walk up to you and grab you're hand with my vice like grip. The last thing you see is shadow like people closing on you and my smile.

When you come to, you find yourself incorporated into the escapist survey, doomed forever to being attacked by giant pointer icons.

Scare that guy to death. Then pose on his body with one of my flashy badges.

bone you to death. just like this cake.

I take away all the shitty games so you become bored and commit suicide

Well yours is um easy.. I would stand back and let you do what you do.. over and over and over again.

(but mine is pretty obvious too)

but then i would pull the trigger on your guy

Since you just killed yourself, I sit back and laugh like the demented child I am.

but i qould basg that helmet through your skull