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Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1472
Joined: 21 Jun 2008

There's not a trace of metal on me, so the gas is useless against me.

I grab the compass I have with me and throw it, decapitating you Oddjob-style.

BANNED
Posts: 534
Joined: 27 Aug 2008

I rip off your head and feed it to the wolf.

User was banned for: The "Name the Screenshot" Game.. (Permanent)
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1290
Joined: 4 May 2008

I tear your nose off at the root, and flick it up a vicars anus.

BANNED
Posts: 534
Joined: 27 Aug 2008

I steal all your lives.

GAME OVER.

User was banned for: The "Name the Screenshot" Game.. (Permanent)
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1202
Joined: 13 Dec 2008

I reboot the game! hahahaha level 1 again. "Press X to not die". X. (you die not me)

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4362
Joined: 8 Jan 2009

Good thing I have no metal on, this is all rubber and plastic. I simply beat you down with my V powrs

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1202
Joined: 13 Dec 2008

The heat from my fireworks melt your plastic and rubber leaving you bare! I just clobber you with my wrench.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 960
Joined: 1 Jan 2009

I fire Mah Lazor at you! BLAHHHHHHHHH!

Muckraker
Posts: 283
Joined: 24 Mar 2008

BOOM! Headshot. To bad there is no real way of killing a letter of the alphabet

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1863
Joined: 9 Jan 2009

I distract your kitten with a bowl of poison kitty-chow which kills him

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1061
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I make you give a damn by getting you to look outside the window where the Eiffel tower is on a ramapage. The hock is so great you drop dead. I steal your moneyz

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1336
Joined: 9 Jan 2009

My many shiny swords gut you and slice off your tentacles and have you for dinner.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1863
Joined: 9 Jan 2009

I throw mud on your swords making them not shiny and useless they then eventually rust up and die

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1336
Joined: 9 Jan 2009

I close your loading screen making you give a damn that you can't give a damn about anything anymore making you wonder how you even care anymore and the complexity of this paradox overloads your systems and you explode.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 794
Joined: 11 Jan 2009

Those keys are just way too easy... I can clearly melt them down and make a gun out of it. Then I'll stab you with it.

Good luck anyone making out what my avatar is, If I didn't upload it myself I'd have no idea what it is.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1202
Joined: 13 Dec 2008

As it is unknown. I can kill it however i please. WRENCH TO THE CROTCH!

10 Bonus Points for whoever can identify my avatar and tell me what its name translates to in English

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4362
Joined: 8 Jan 2009

Oh man I should know this because I love Bobobobo.
I believe it begins with a D but not sure, quick scour the internet for episodes!

Knowing where he is from I just have Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch come and smash him like always

Edit:Oh! it's dengakuman! hahah grilled tofu

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 624
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

I strangle him qith his scarf.

Also, i win :P

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1336
Joined: 9 Jan 2009

I remove your missile launcher and fire it back at you.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 794
Joined: 11 Jan 2009

I create an over sized novelty door, at which you cannot resist trying to put your key in the slot. But unknown to you I have rigged the key slot to fire off exploding ninja stars at your exact position. That's right, ninja stars and AIDS.

BANNED
Posts: 534
Joined: 27 Aug 2008

OMG SUPER AIDS, from your spear of DOOM

User was banned for: The "Name the Screenshot" Game.. (Permanent)
BANNED
Posts: 319
Joined: 24 Dec 2008

Since you are banned, I use my awesome power of MOCKING!!!!!

User was banned for: The Escapist. . (Permanent)
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2972
Joined: 21 May 2008

Welcome to hell. It's dark and red. Satan will be there for you in just a minute. Enjoy, while I lock the door.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1086
Joined: 23 Dec 2008

I roll my eyes sarcastically at your accent, because we all know it's fake,.

BANNED
Posts: 319
Joined: 24 Dec 2008

I AM the devil. dun dun dun. so i the sentence you to hell.

User was banned for: The Escapist. . (Permanent)
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1863
Joined: 9 Jan 2009

I sneak up on you dousing you with a glass filled with holy water you then roll around on the ground going OH GOD IT HURTS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS I then laugh my ass off

BANNED
Posts: 319
Joined: 24 Dec 2008

I hit the cancel button.

User was banned for: The Escapist. . (Permanent)
Copy Clerk
Posts: 100
Joined: 6 Jan 2009

ill turn the lights on... probably wont kill you but it'll still hurt your eyes.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 704
Joined: 27 Nov 2008

i poke you in the eye.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 4362
Joined: 8 Jan 2009

I use a canoe paddle, problem solved

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1336
Joined: 9 Jan 2009

I send a team consisting of Captain Blue, Sylvia, Alastor, Hulk Davison, and Fire Leo to destroy you once and for all (and at least 2 of them have V-Watch powers)

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 960
Joined: 1 Jan 2009

I call upon the Heartless to destroy you!

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1202
Joined: 13 Dec 2008

I write 'oser' on the end of your avatar with my pen. I am the winner you are the loser

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 960
Joined: 1 Jan 2009

huh, I don't get it.....*blows Dkozza up in a storm of ignorance*

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1336
Joined: 9 Jan 2009

Your puny Heartless didn't stand a chance against the power of the 3 ultimate Keyblades ever.

I slice your fancy font letter to shreds, thus disgracing it forever.

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