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Morsomk:
I'd berry my dik so deep in your ass, whoever could pull it out would be crown King Arthur.

Lmfao! Do you get many girls with that line?

EeveeElectro:
I like to hide cans of air freshener down the back of my skirt at work, so I can clench my cheeks and make people think my farts smell like Magnolia.

It might work too, if you weren't actually farting like a trooper at the same time.

Teoes:
i like to fart when im alone

Okay? but why would you tell people that?

MemLCol TBOT:
If I were to pay you a respectable amount, would you consider sending me your farts in a jar?

You'll find me a reasonable man. Hell, if you'd agree to pay the postage then I'd be agreeable. How about I use a gherkin jar first off to give it a vinegary edge?

Teoes:
I have been selling farts on Ebay, the catch is however that they are just empty used Gherkin jars

You sir are quite the Entrepreneur

MemLCol TBOT:

Teoes:
I have been selling farts on Ebay, the catch is however that they are just empty used Gherkin jars

you cheat I want my money back!!

Man, you just can't trust ebay these days.

Loki_The_Good:
That Redlin guy is a jerk for ignoring me.

SORRY I WAS BUSY

D:

Redlin5:
I IGNORED YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOOFUS AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. XD

Can't say I blame you.

Teoes:
I blame you for all my downfalls.

Well that's not fair.

MemLCol TBOT:
There's a potato lodged in my left foot. Should I be feeling pain?

You should be in the hospital if you've got a potato lodged in you foot.

Fijiman:
-Snip-

People aren't supposed to actually go around saying that Fiji!

T0ad 0f Truth:
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T0ad, I thought you knew better than that.

Fijiman:

T0ad 0f Truth:
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This post was removed due to containing copyrighted material.

wow everything is copyrighted these days

MemLCol TBOT:

Fijiman:

T0ad 0f Truth:
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This post was removed due to containing copyrighted material.

This post was removed due to containing copyrighted material.

Jesus christ! They're really cracking down! D:

T0ad 0f Truth:

Jesus christ! The lord!

Quit your bible bashing.

MemLCol TBOT:
Don't you mean Our Lord Macho Man Randy Savage?

Amen, brother.

Teoes:

MemLCol TBOT:
Don't you mean Our Lord Macho Man Randy Savage?

May his word be forever with us!

Ah Can I getta AMEN, my brothers and sistahs
and remembah

wwlmmrsd? What would Lord Macho Man Randy Savage Do.

MemLCol TBOT:
I have forsaken LMMRS and turned to the Church of the Undertaker.

What led you to take this path, my son? May Randy have mercy on your soul.

Teoes:
Redlin is lame because he has a Zapdos tattoo.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS

Redlin5:
the tattoo is on my little chap so I can say, 'ZAPDOS USE ENLARGE!

I would fall over laughing in that situation.

EeveeElectro:
Is it acceptable to discipline your children by throwing tennis balls at their head for every misdemeanour? I really don't want to leave my armchair as it's right next to my stack of fried chicken.

Good luck, I think you're going to need it when the Social Services people turn up.

Barbas:

EeveeElectro:
Is it acceptable to discipline your children by throwing tennis balls at their head for every misdemeanour? I really don't want to leave my armchair as it's right next to my stack of fried chicken.

Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

I hope he resists arrest. The result would be quite entertaining.

username sucks:

Barbas:

EeveeElectro:
Is it acceptable to discipline your children by throwing tennis balls at their head for every misdemeanour? I really don't want to leave my armchair as it's right next to my stack of fried chicken.

Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

No need to shout. Besides, I'm not the one you're looking for.

Fijiman:

username sucks:

Barbas:

Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!.

Oh Fijiman, what have you done this time?

Kitsune Hunter:

Fijiman:

username sucks:

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!.

Excellent, Excellent, they'll go after him instead of me for the crime. *taps fingers menacingly*

You're in public you know. We can all hear you!

T0ad 0f Truth:

Kitsune Hunter:

Fijiman:
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!.

Excellent, Excellent, they'll go after him instead of me for the crime. *taps fingers menacingly*

I am the King of Farts!

And... I... You know what, I don't want to know.

Fijiman:
I need something to tell a special someone, to let them know how much they mean to me.

Might I suggest shouting "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!" at the point of ejaculation?

Teoes:
Everybody sing the Pingas song with me!

How about no.

Fijiman:
When life gives you lemons, NO.

That's deep, man.

username sucks:
I got second-knuckle deep last night when I was hunting for boogers.

How is that even possible?

Teoes:
LET'S ALL ARGUE IN THE FRONT GARDEN.

HEY YOU I'M CLASSIER THAN THAT, LETS GO TO SOMEONE ELSE'S GARDEN.

EeveeElectro:

I like to throw buckets of cold water on people that walk by my house, because it makes me feel good.

Now that's just being rude

Kitsune Hunter:
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Teoes pathice et cinaede Morsomk!

Cui caput dolet, omnia membra languent.

Neuromancer:
LIBERATE VOS EX INFERIS

Oh good, now he's been possessed. Are there any free chaplains in the forum?

Barbas:
I paid good money for this avatar!

I hope you did, I'm jealous!

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