Hey! I didn't say that!

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Dirty Cop James funs:

Barbas:

Dirty Cop James funs:
Are you people ready for the Jesus?

Are you talking about your penis?

Yeeeeesss! :D

Nooooooooooooo!!

Barbas:
Yoyo, mudthafucka! I just want to thank ya for 'taking care of' that asshole who picks on my little brah. *Gives you a 100*

*Takes money* Don't mention, I take pride in my work as a cop.

Dirty Cop James funs:
*Takes money* Don't mention, I take pride in my work as an "escort."

Oh, it's that kind of dirty.

Bofus Teefus:
From what I'm gathering from this thread I'm about to get a harem.

Just don't let Magdalene find out.

Neuromancer:
Just don't let me turn into a zombie.

*shotguns Neuro in the neurons*

Bofus Teefus:
One must pluck the duck before one can walk the talk.

Words to live by.

Fijiman:
I am abandoning Forum Games forever.

Oh, you may think you can leave but that freedom is but an illusion...

Barbas:
I bump all the forum games!

Sure you do. Sure you do...

Redlin5:
I'd totally bump that rump.

...

...

Yeah!

Barbas:
Wanna see me drink this guy?!?!

No, no I don't.

Redlin5:
Unless someone posts after me in the next five minutes, I will execute this small orange!

Alright, alright! Jeez.

Barbas:
You know what? Go to Hell, you tossers! Especially that wanker Funs for letting this thread die.

Wowwowwow.... You're hurting my feeling, Barbie. T^T

Captcha: "Get your goat".

Dirty Cop James funs:
Captcha: "I'll getchoo, bitch!"

Harsh, bread.

Barbas:

Dirty Cop James funs:
Captcha: "I'll getchoo, bitch!"

Oh yeah? image

Try not to break a hip.

Dirty Cop James funs:

Barbas:

Dirty Cop James funs:
Captcha: "I'll getchoo, bitch!"

I oughta break a broom handle off in your ass!

Promises, promises.

Oh Jebus. o.o

Barbas:
Oh Jesus! Yes! Yes! Take me Funs, take me harder!

I think you may have scarred me for life.

Rabbitboy:
'Ello. Which one of you filfy slaaags wants to ride the rabbit?

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Barbas:
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Nah, I think I'ill pass.

Rabbitboy:

Barbas:
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Pft! 5 dollas? I ONLY DO IT FOR ONE!

...I think I stumbled upon a prostitution ring... <_<

Dirty Cop James funs:

Rabbitboy:

Barbas:
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Pft! 5 dollas? I ONLY DO IT FOR ONE!

You only asked one dollar but because you are so sexy and handsome I give you $100.000.000

I will be taking the money but you aren't getting that BJ.

Rabbitboy:
Do you know I am a voice actor? I am the guy who always voices nameless guards and inanimate objects.... so yeah, kind of a big deal.

I am sure you are.

Dirty Cop James funs:

Rabbitboy:
Do you know I am Troy Baker.... so yeah, kind of a big deal.

Can I have your autograph.

NO!

Rabbitboy:

Dirty Cop James funs:

Rabbitboy:
Do you know I am Troy Baker.... so yeah, kind of a big deal.

Can I have your autograph.

Sure, but first you must get down on your knees and open your mouth.

I don't like where this is going one bit. O_O

Dirty Cop James funs:

Rabbitboy:

Dirty Cop James funs:

Can I have your autograph.

Sure, but first you must get down on your knees and open your mouth.

I like where this is going. ;D

So Do I. Now suck it baby.

Rabbitboy:
How can we make this thread even more pervy?

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Dirty Cop James funs:

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I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say, but I feel bad for her.

Twintix:
I feel somewhat horny in such company.

Sounds compromising and difficult. I'll leave you to it.

Barbas:
I like to make sex jokes on the internet to fill the empty void in my heart... Fuck it! I am ending it all now and here!

No, Barbas, no! Your lewd life is Worth living here! D': Please... Please don't do it... I beg you.

Dirty Cop James funs:

Barbas:
I like to make sex jokes on the internet to fill the empty void in my heart... Fuck it! I am ending it all now and here!

Awesome! Can I have your stuff when you're done? :D

*gasp* How dare you make light of this! A good man may lose his life, and you ask for his belongings? I can't believe you!

Twintix:

Dirty Cop James funs:

Barbas:
I like to make sex jokes on the internet to fill the empty void in my heart... Fuck it! I am ending it all now and here!

Awesome! Can I have your stuff when you're done? :D

Can I have a share too?

Sure, BUT I GET TO TAKE ALL HIS VIDEO GAMES AND PORNO STASH! You can have all his mystical trinkets and Tarot cards, though.

Dirty Cop James funs:
Hey people I am a tentacle monster.

How much would the zoo be willing to pay for you?

Rabbitboy:

Dirty Cop James funs:
Hey people I am a tentacle monster.

How much would Japan be willing to pay for you?

From what I know of those wacky Japanese, quite a bit...

Dirty Cop James funs:
Hey people I am a racist, so I can reliably tell you that all Japanese would love nothing more then to enslave people to build a new railway through Birma while spending time with a couple of "comfort woman".

Well that wasn't very nice. I am telling mummy about this!

Rabbitboy:
Well now I shall have to fetch the salad cream and Twiglets.

Can you at least wait five minutes?

Barbas:
Can you at least wait 5 minutes and 30 seconds?

No

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