Hey! I didn't say that!

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Neuromancer:
No, Fuck you! You aren't coming the Ice Cream Party with me.

Well fine then! I didn't want to go this stupid Ice cream party.....NO WAIT COME BACK, TAKE ME WITH YOU!

Morsomk:
Just listened to the whole of Justin Biebers back catalogue. Belieber fo lyf #swag

Well, I'm not one to judge!

EeveeElectro:
RU FRO RAEL? Nicki Minaj is, liek, totally 1000000% moar awsum thn Biebeier

Gods, kids these days have no taste in music.

Neuromancer:

Gods, kids these days sure have taste in music.

I wouldn't agree with you on that one.

Morsomk:
omfg shut up u old fart u prolly just jealz of Justin 'cuz he's got the bestest voice evah and u suck

LOL WHAT? U think that fagt bieber makes money cuz of his voice? ROFLMAO kid listen to some real fucking music like hardcore metal stuff like Metallica's St. Anger. That's the shit.

Neuromancer:
listen to some real fucking music like hardcore metal stuff like Nickelback. That's the shit.

I'm 13 and I love this old stuff!

Teoes:
I'm old and I love these 13 year olds!

Well...uh...what exactly do you mean by that? Should I be worried?

username sucks:
I also love these 13 years old

Well, atleast Teoes has someone to share his hobby with.

Morsomk:
I am 500 years old and I love only the left, rear side panel of motor vehicles.

You are a very strange old man.

Fijiman:
You're a very sexy old man and I'd bone you any day

I don't think his old bones would be able to take it.

Neuromancer:
Well you know exactly where I'd put your old bone.

This thread has gone exactly where I expected -__-'

Kaleion:

This thread has gone exactly where I expected, and it's soooooooo turning me on

Pics or it didn't happen.

Neuromancer:
I took pics of you sleeping last night to add to my Kaleion scrapbook.

What's it worth for me to not take this knowledge to the police?

Teoes:
Don't tell anyone, but I shower naked.

What are you, a monster?!

EeveeElectro:
I watched you showering naked and you are monstrous!

Well, I don't like to brag..

Teoes:

I love to brag, in fact... I AM GOD

That's a little egotistical of you, don't you think?

Kitsune Hunter:
You are god!?!? I will worship you! You are my blurry-faced lord and savior!

What will you call it, the church of blurry...God? Uggh, I suck at jokes.

username sucks:
Fijiman is my best friend ever of all time.

Why thank you. :D

Fijiman:
My nemesis username sucks has bested me in forum games using his amazing computer talents, great sense of humor, and good looks! To be defeated by a user with less than 1000 posts, the ultimate dishonor.

What, that? I didn't even care anymore, I already got back the 20 minutes you stole from me by now.

username sucks:
I am the world's greatest foot smeller and garbage taster. All are jealous of my prowess in these areas of expertise.

Well I suppose we all have to be good at something.

Fijiman:
I'm no good ant anything, :f

Not even emoticons or spelling, apparently.

username sucks:
Well it about time I sold all those drugs to children and old people.

Saracoo blaloc foon sheelec palc vooot jaramece falbal kiled zemballw.

Fijiman:
Saracoo blaloc foon sheelec palc vooot jaramece falbal kiled zemballw.

Well I don't even need to do anything with this, you made yourself look dumb by trying to get me again with the same trick and posting gibberish.

username sucks:
After not abiding the rules of the game and leaving Fijiman's quote the same, after careful evaluation and deep meditation I have come to the conclusion that I have commited a crime that not even a thousand lifetimes worth of penance are enough for me to be forgiven. As such I shall now seek the means to become immortal and start making up for it.

Consider this friendly advice. If you find yourself succeeding, DO NOT TEST OUT YOUR IMMORTALITY! Trust me on this one.

Neuromancer:
Hnnng, I wanna see username sucks and Fijiman naked mud wrestle out their differences soooooooooo much.

I... I suppose if they look like Robert Downey Jr and Hugh Jackman respectively then I'd agree.

EeveeElectro:

Neuromancer:

username sucks:
Me and Fijiman could totally take you on, Suckomancer!

Gentlemen, for your disrespectful behaviour I challenge you both to the only proper way to settle differences, that being naked mud wrestling. EeveeElectro will be commentating the glorious event

OOOOOOH MYYYY GOOOOOD MY DREAM IS FINALLY COMING TRUE! *FANGIRL SQUEAL*

Fret not, hopeless fangirl. I will always have time to award your exemplar and sometimes intrusive dedication to my being!

Neuromancer:
I can ninja Fijiman only because he was doing chores while I sat on my butt and laughed.

Well screw you too.

Fijiman:
We will screw you to the lamppost

Ohh noes, not the lamppost. Please, atleast put him on the wall. The wall of SHAME!!!

Morsomk:
My only wish in life is to have my face screwed to a frying pan then have the pan screwed to a stove top that is permanently on.

Well if it's your only wish...

Ignore!

Fijiman:
I can ninja Neuromancer only because he was doing chores while I sat on my butt and laughed.

Well screw you too.

Neuromancer:
My ancestors and I cannot believe that I was outninjaed by my greatest foe Fijiman. I have brought a great shame to both my clan and myself. I must go on a journey to various locations around the world and commit myself to great embarrassing feats to restore my honour.

Good luck with that.

Morsomk:
I shall sit here and laugh at Neuromancer for not only getting ninja'd but for double posting.

Can I join?

Fijiman:
I shall bring popcorn and greatest of luxuries for my victory against my lowest foe Neuromancer. Morsomk shall be a guest at my banquet.

Hey, thanks!

Morsomk:
Neuromancer was my sensei! I shall restore his great honour by ruining your banquet

You make me proud, my student!

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