Hey! I didn't say that!

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Barbas:

Twintix:
That is heresy, young man.

Indeed it is! Sweet delicious heresy!

With that attitude you should expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Bizzaro Stormy:
With that attitude you should expect the Canadian Inquisition.

Oh what are they going to do? Waterboard me with maplesyrup instead of water?

Rabbitboy:
I've got a few ideas about what you can do with that maple syrup.

Carry on, I have a novel.

Barbas:
Will you marry me?

:D D'awww! How can I refus-no.

+20 Renegade

Barbas:
I read novels.

NERD!

Dirty Cop James funs:
Punch me in the face!

*BOOF*

Fisting increased to 16.

What?! No!

Rabbitboy:
Damn you, Funs! Your ninja A$$ is worse than Phil Fish!

Wowwowowowowowowowow! Don't compare others to Phil Fish; that's just going too far. <_<

Barbas:

Rabbitboy:
Damn you, Funs! Your ninja A$$ is worse than Phil Fish!

I agree. He somehow managed to DOUBLE NINJA us! He's indeed worse than Phil Fish.

Guys... you're really hurting my self-esteem. :'<

Dirty Cop James funs:

Wowwowowowowowowowow! Don't compare others to Phil Fish; that man is a god!

Heresy

Rabbitboy:
Heresy spawn from idling.

But I have no skill for proper servers!

Barbas:

Rabbitboy:
Heresy spawn from idling.

But I have no skills!

lol fukn scrub lern 2 ply

Twintix:
u fukn wankr m8 txt me irl

Gadzouks! I am off!

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Barbas:
All I can smell is pencils!

Maybe that's because they're in your nose.

Fijiman:
Take this in your hand and shove it up your nose, real hard.

Is there anything else I could shove up my nose instead? That looks kind of...nosebleedy.

Barbas:

Fijiman:
Take this in your hand and shove it up your nose, real hard.

Is there anything else you could shove up my ass instead?

Take my advice, don't forget the safe word.

Rabbitboy:
Take my advice and don't forget the king's colours.

Good advice.

Barbas:
I never give Good advice.

I have noticed that.

Rabbitboy:
I neeeeeeeeed your lungs.

I am using them at the moment. Check back tomorrow.

Barbas:

Rabbitboy:
I neeeeeeeeed your lungs.

Here take them, it's not like I need them anyway.

Thank you kind sir.

Rabbitboy:
Thank you kind sir. Have my vital essence in return.

Ooh, good trade!

Barbas:

Ooh, that was a good raid!

Ah, what the hell, so you're the one who messed up my Oblivion home?!

Twintix:
I dreamt of Paris again last night.

*Scrutinizes*. Now where's that from...?

Barbas:
*Scrutinizes*. Now where shall we do with you...?

Don't hurt me.

Rabbitboy:

Barbas:
*Scrutinizes*. Now where shall we do with you...?

You misunderstand the situation my friend. It is what we shall do with!

I was wondering why you ordered a drill press on ebay.

Bizzaro Stormy:
Press here. Ooh, fantastic.

That's good Saturday conversation right there.

Barbas:
That's good Saturday conversation left there.

That's real nice for you.

Rabbitboy:
That's real mice for you.

Don't be hating on our furry little friends. They did nothing wrong!

Yuno Gasai:
Don't be hating on furries. They did nothing wrong in most states!

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Barbas:
I couldn't be think of anything funny.

Neither can I. What a strange coincidence.

Rabbitboy:
Huns at twelve o'clock!

Squadron 40, DIIIIIIIIIVE!

Barbas:

Squaaaaaaaad, CAMP IT...UP!

"Go get her - Ooops, I got your number that you couldn't afford me dear, two three..."

Twintix:
Stop that, it's silly! ...And rather suspect.

Barbas:
I believe in Mitt Romney

Sorry to say but you might be a little behind the times.

Redlin5:
You should get with the times and get a myspace account.

Are you high?

Rabbitboy:
Are you my mommy?

I think she went that-a-way.

Barbas:

Rabbitboy:
Are you my mommy?

Oh fuck! An Empty Child! No, stay away, you creepy-ass thing!

You're hurting his feelings! How could you? He's just lonely, I'm sure...

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