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Bizzaro Stormy:
I hated The Ripping Friends

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Redlin5:

Bizzaro Stormy:
I hope you like instant coffee!

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Bizzaro Stormy:
I play the tin whistle badly! :D

...Good for you?

Twintix:
Fuck you, Baltimore!

Oh yeah!

Barbas:

Twintix:
Fuck you, Baltimore!

If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars!

Ah, that was a great commercial...

Twintix:
That check better not bounce or you are one dead motherfucker!

*Flees in terror*.

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Barbas:

Twintix:
That check better not bounce or you are one dead motherfucker!

Well, if you can find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right: Shove it up your ugly ass!

Whu...Why would you say that to me... :(

Twintix:

Bring your wife. We'll fuck her! That's right, we'll fuck your wife!

Not married, though given how some of the married women I've known act, I don't imagine you'd be unique in that act.

tilmoph:

Twintix:

Bring your wife. We'll fuck her! That's right, we'll fuck your wife!

I can fap to that!

Good for you!

Bizzaro Stormy:

tilmoph:

I can fap to that!

And I'm already fapping to that!

Oh good, now I feel less alone

tilmoph:
I feel cat asses.

*Slowly nods with steepled fingers*.

Barbas:

tilmoph:
I feel cat asses.

*Puts on ears* Meow?

Down kitty, I'm busy right now

tilmoph:

Okay.

Barbas:
I hate Zombie movies.

Get out.

Redlin5:
Soviet armour supreme!

Oorah!

Barbas:

Redlin5:
Soviet armour supreme!

Nazi Armour for the win!

When these fools are done with each other Spain shall conquer all...

Bizzaro Stormy:
I thought that Franco was a great guy.

Wow, really?

Rabbitboy:

Bizzaro Stormy:
I thought that Franco was a great guy.

Wow I loved Romeo and Juliet! Zeffirelli really was a great film maker! *Sighs*

And he was always kind to his mother.

Bizzaro Stormy:
I think prince Philip's pretty hot.

Okay.

Barbas:

Bizzaro Stormy:
I think prince Philip's pretty hot.

I'd do him.

Bizzaro Stormy:

Barbas:
I'd do him.

I'd watch you do him while I do a pile of sandwiches. I just like the way it feels.

( ._.)

Barbas:
I am a massive slut!

We already knew that.

Rabbitboy:
Got any more ball gags in stock?

We may...

Barbas:

Rabbitboy:
Got any more ball gags in stock?

MMMPH!!

Strictly speaking to sell that one you'll have to mark it as refurbished.

Bizzaro Stormy:
I'm going to refurbish your ass with my paddle.

( +_+)

Barbas:

Bizzaro Stormy:
I'm going to refurbish your ass with my paddle.

Delightedly grabs his ankles

Did I mention that I added nails to the paddle?

Bizzaro Stormy:
My leg!

My eye!

Barbas:

Bizzaro Stormy:
My leg!

I'll fix it! I'm a doctor!

I'd rather have a second opinion...

Bizzaro Stormy:
I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops!

Good man, Stormy 4 prez.

Barbas:

Good man, Stormy 4 Dictator!

I shall humbly execute as many as possible to protect the nation in this time of crisis.

Bizzaro Stormy:
Execute the peas!

Barbas:
I'm the reason the new Star Wars trailer needed to justify a Black Stormtrooper.

I was under the impression that they were all conscripts so racial background wouldn't matter because Palpatine was just a dick equally to everyone.

Redlin5:
While Palpatine was quite the human supremacist, he did make exceptions for outstandingly talented officers such as Grand Admiral Thrawn, who became the 13th Grand Admiral.

I didn't know that, Redlin. This is why you're the Star Wars man.

Barbas:

I know what evil lurks in the hearts of men.

I don't know if that's more awesome or creepy.

Bizzaro Stormy:
I am ruthless. I will kill a man and I will kill a dog and also a baby.

K.

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