Hey! I didn't say that!

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Barbas:

K.K.K

You racist sonovahbitch!

TizzytheTormentor:
My AK! Where's my fucking AK?!

Y'all shoulda bought American. Now it's too laaate!

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Barbas:

Y'all shoulda bought Häagen-Dazs!

Nah mate, I prefer Ben&Jerry's. Or home-made.

Twintix:
I put peanut butter in my ice cream!

How strange; I put mine in my mouth.

Barbas:

How strange; I put mine in my armpit.

That sounds unpleasant. And sticky.

Twintix:

Nah mate, I fuckin' hate ice cream, anyone who eats ice cream is a Nazi!

Well I never D:

TizzytheTormentor:

Gha! I fucked up! D:

I can tell, you scrub. D<

Twintix:
Today I realized my dream of being a very hungry caterpillar. I will consume all salads on Earth.

Nooooo, my perfect Waldorf! That was destined for the mayor's barbecue!

Barbas:

Twintix:
Today I realized my dream of being a very hungry caterpillar. I will consume all salads on Earth.

Nooooo, I'm a perfect Waldorf! Don't eat me!

TRY TO STOP ME!
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Twintix:
TRY TO STOP ME FROM EATING YOUR FIRSTBORN!

That sounds oddly Scandinavian.

Barbas:

Twintix:
TRY TO STOP ME FROM EATING YOUR FIRSTBORN!

That sounds sexy.

Uh, whatever floats your boat?

Twintix:

Wanna do it on my boat?

...How big is the boat?

Twintix:
Don't make me park this longboat up your ass, pal!

tilmoph:
Does anyone have any boat lubricant?

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Barbas:
Look, Funs, all I want is booty. If ya ain't giving the booty, I shall take the booty. And believe me, you don't want me to take it by force.

Dirty Cop James funs:

Barbas:
Look, Funs, all I want is booty. If ya ain't giving the booty, I shall take the booty. And believe me, you don't want me to take it by force.

Noooo, don't hurt me! Please! You can do anything you want with me, but please don't hurt me!

Not into BDSM, huh?

Twintix:
Yes~! Yes~! Hurt me more! Hurt me more~<3!

What the?! Lady, I just accidentally bumped into you! ....Jesus.

Dirty Cop James funs:

What the?! Lady, I just accidentally bumped into you! ....with my dick.

Why was it out to begin with.

tilmoph:

Dirty Cop James funs:

What the?! Lady, I just accidentally bumped into you! ....with my dick.

Can I touch it?

Wha-Why would you ask a question like that, you pervert?!

Twintix:

tilmoph:

Dirty Cop James funs:

What the?! Lady, I just accidentally bumped into you! ....with my dick.

Can I touch it?

Why would you even ask first, you prude?!

Some people consider it polite.

tilmoph:

Twintix:

tilmoph:

Can I touch it?

Why would you even ask first, you prude?!

But it's James Funs-senpai-kun-chan's penis! I can't just treat it with such disrespect like any other street penis!

Not sure if I should be flattered or creeped out.

Dirty Cop James funs:
I am made of tentacles!

Good for you.

Fijiman:

Dirty Cop James funs:
I am made of tentacles!

Damn it! I knew I should not wore that School Girl costume!

Muhahhahahahaha!

Dirty Cop James funs:

Fijiman:

Dirty Cop James funs:
I am made of tentacles!

Damn it! I knew I should not wore that School Girl costume!

That's my costume you bitch!

You two could share it.

Bizzaro Stormy:
You two can shove it!

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Barbas:

Bizzaro Stormy:
You two can shove it!

imagePlease insert here!

Dafuq!

Bizzaro Stormy:
Taste my gamer score, biatches!

*Puffs on cigar*. I'm a PC owner.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Barbas:

*Puffs on cigar*. I'm a PG owner.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Nice! Those are expensive and kinda hard to find but good! I've got a la flor Dominicana Double Claro that I'm going to light up soon.

Bizzaro Stormy:
I murder small animals

I worry about you sometimes.

Redlin5:
I worry about my capital sometimes.

All capitalists should worry.

Barbas:
I LOVE CAPITALISM! USA IS BEST COUNTRY!

You don't need to shout.

Fijiman:
COR, STREWTH BLIMEY WALLABY WALLABY RIPPA!

I concur.

Barbas:

I killed this thread! I'm the worst... T_T

Yes, yes, but look! I revived it again! All better!

Twintix:
Braaaaiiins!!

Holy shit a zombie!

Rabbitboy:

Holy shit a Wallaby!

Did it escape from the zoo?

T0ad 0f Truth:
Did you escape from my sex cellar

Are you sure you aren't Austrian or Belgian?

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