Hey! I didn't say that!

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Wary Wolf:
*Slaps* A bigger boy made me do it!

You always use the peer pressure excuse!

Barbas:

Wary Wolf:
*Slaps* A bigger boy made me do it!

I pee in public!

Really?! There might be children present! use a bathroom!

Drake the Dragonheart:
I sacked Rome.

Pffft. The Goths did it before it was cool.

Redlin5:
Guys, I just saw a fucking vampire! It bit me right in the ass!

Save yourselves!

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

( 'O _ O)

*Hides under bed*.

Barbas:

(> _ <)* <NRRRRGGGG!

*Passes out from the effort of passing 30 kilos of coke balloons*.

Well, I wasn't into the coke scene before. Now I'm off it for life after seeing that.

Wary Wolf:

Well, I wasn't into the coke scene before. Now I'm off it for life after seeing grandma naked.

Coke is a hell of a drug!

Drake the Dragonheart:
AH DO COCAAAAAI-

Yes, yes, we know.

Barbas:

No! No! Not the wooden spoon again!

Sounds splintery.

Wary Wolf:

Barbas:

No! No! Not the wooden spoon again!

I have splinters in my arse.

Do they hurt when you sit down?

Drake the Dragonheart:
The best tool available for D.I.Y. is a rolling pin.

You crazy old coot!

Barbas:
Scientology.
Scientology.
Scientology.
Scientology.
Scientology.
Scientology.
Scientology.
Scientology.
Scientology.
Scientology.
Scientology.
Scientology.
Scientology.
Scientology.
Scientology.

Battlefield: Earth.

Neuromancer:
*Ook ook ook ugg ugg ook*.

DO YOU WANT LUNCH???

Barbas:

Where the hell have you been for the past two weeks, you smarmy little shit?!

Soul-searching.

Dark Lord Ghuuu'Lch'Pta requires only the tasiest souls.

Twintix:
I ate all your marmalade.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Barbas:

Dammit Twintix! Your avatar makes me want to dance!!!

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Know the feeling. Come then! Our lives are short and our troubles many!

LET US DANCE FOOLS!

Wary Wolf:
Wands out, gaylords! I challenge thee to a duel!

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Barbas:

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Uhh... I'm not sure about accepting your challenge... Mostly because I assume that because of your avatar you go commando...

Wary Wolf:
I keep getting cheesed by commandos.

Brits are OP!

Barbas:
The Chinese are the best Communists. Stalin is just punk-ass shit.

Oh Barbas, and here I thought you were a true comrade.

Fijiman:
Oh Barbas, and here I thought you were the biggest-dicked O.G. in the room.

Bring me the rogue who claims I am not.

Barbas:

Fijiman:
Oh Barbas, and here I thought you were the biggest-dicked O.G. in the room.

I am the rogue who stole the entire party's gear.

I knew that was you!

Drake the Dragonheart:
I knew it was the juice!

How ricist.

Barbas:

How did I end up in this carton of juice?

It was the giant!

Drake the Dragonheart:
It was a giant *********er!

Why I oughta flag you for racism!

Barbas:
Why I oughta jam a flag betwixt my butt cheeks and wave it proudly to signal the coming communist revolution!

Uhh... I assume you get around via hand standing then?... That's pretty impressive actually.

Wary Wolf:

Barbas:
Why I oughta jam a flag betwixt my butt cheeks and wave it proudly to signal the coming communist revolution!

My hands and feet have switched places

That sucks. Lucky for you I have machines that can fix that.

Drake the Dragonheart:
I built a machine for powerful sucking the other day.

Hm. 'K then.

Barbas:
I eat babies. Live.

I NEED AN ADULT

Redlin5:
I killed the adults first, then the children.

With panzers?

Barbas:
I am your Fadder

O: O: O:

Redlin5:
You wiseguy muddafucka, I oughta crack you in the fuckin' head with my bat. Skeeza!

Geez, all I said was "No yiffing".

Barbas:
I will take it upon myself to cleans the world of these tings people refer to as words.

Good luck with that crusade.

Fijiman:
Hoffa gud tay askool. Don froget yore lunboks!

Thangs, Dade!

Barbas:

I'm so wasted

Of course you are.

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