Hey! I didn't say that!

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Drake the Dragonheart:
Don't stand there - you'll get wasted by artillery!

Blin! What a close call.

Barbas:

I use other people's phones to call for phone sex.

You are just the worst.

Drake the Dragonheart:
You are just the wurst.

Don't be a sauerkraut! :<

Barbas:

I do unspeakable things with sauerkraut!

*sigh*.

Drake the Dragonheart:
*Moan*.

Are you going to do that every time someone mentions sauerkraut?

Barbas:
*disturbing grunting noises*

Ok put down the sauerkraut NOW!

Drake the Dragonheart:
Ohhh, this is making my kraut unbearably sour.

Yes, well...hmmmrngh. Carry on.

Barbas:

I carry Hans everywhere I go.

That must be difficult.

Drake the Dragonheart:
That must be moistening.

Well, sometimes, I guess. I hadn't really thought about it much.

Barbas:

Drake the Dragonheart:
Occupy Polish super market and destroy job opportunities for Greeks and Lithuanian scums.

CAN WE BRING YESTERDAY BACK AROUND
'CAUSE I KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU NOW?
I WAS DUMB, I WAS WRONG, I LET YOU DOWN
BUT I KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU NOW

~~~~OSSAAAAAMAAAA~~~~~

Morsomk:
ALLAHU AKBAR, ALLAHU AKBAR, ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!

All right, jeez. Once was enough.

Barbas:

Morsomk:
ALLAHU AKBAR, ALLAHU AKBAR, ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!

All right, jeez. Once wasn't enough.

So how many would be enough?

Drake the Dragonheart:
Guys I bought a camel and it doesn't have a hump, shall I ask for a refund?

It might be a llama!

EeveeElectro:

I play with landmines!

What? No! you'll lose a leg doing that!

Drake the Dragonheart:
Who the fuck are you???

Jim Jameson Jones.

Barbas:
Who the fuck are you???

I'm Jim ****ing Sterling, Son!

Drake the Dragonheart:
I'm Jiminy Cricket, you fuckpuppet, and there's gonna be changes around here, ho boy!

Woooooopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop!

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Barbas:

Drake the Dragonheart:
I'm Jiminy Cricket, you fuckpuppet, and there's gonna be changes around here, ho boy!

Woooooopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop!

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and now I have a concussion

well that's what you get for jumping out a window head first.

Drake the Dragonheart:

Barbas:
...And now I have a concussion.

Well that's what you get for attempting unqualified, energetic auto-fellatio.

How very smutty!

Barbas:

Drake the Dragonheart:

Barbas:
...And now I have a concussion.

Well that's what you get for attempting unqualified, energetic auto-fellatio.

How very smutty!

You would know. . .

Drake the Dragonheart:
You would know. . .whore!

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Barbas:
I'm such a whore!

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Drake the Dragonheart:
Thor eats burgers when he's sad.

You take back that heresy right now!

BuildsLegos:
Put your heresy in my vestry!

Unf.

Barbas:

BuildsLegos:
Put your heresy in my vestry!

Sure thing, little boy.

And just what is a vestry?

BuildsLegos:
And just where is this vestry?

Let me show you - it's da bestry!

Barbas:

BuildsLegos:
And just where is this vestry?

Let me show you - it's in the bestiary!

Oh, I hope we can ride it!

BuildsLegos:

Barbas:

BuildsLegos:
And just where is this vestry?

Let me show you - it's in the bestiary!

Oh, I hope we can ride it!

That's messed up dude.

Drake the Dragonheart:
You make messes, dude.

Only when I need to take back what's mine.

BuildsLegos:

Drake the Dragonheart:
You make messes, dude.

Only when I need to take back the landmines I placed outside of orphanages.

YOU MONSTER!

Drake the Dragonheart:
I'M A MONSTER!

I noticed, when you burninated those peasants.

BuildsLegos:
Back to your turnips, serfs!

now i r sade.

Barbas:

BuildsLegos:
Back to your turnips, serfs!

Now I am sad.

How I speak to my people is none of your business.

BuildsLegos:
If you kill one, the rest will fall into line.

Yes, yes, I see...*scribbles notes*.

Barbas:
ah, Ah, ACHOO!...allergies.

Ga-zoon-tite.

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