Hey! I didn't say that!

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Neuromancer:
I am the master of all things fail and shall strive to teach everyone my ways.

Please count me out of those lessons.

Fijiman:
I would stay out of your lessons, but I'm so secretly in love with you that I'll probably join anyway...

I knew you were a tsundere!

Neuromancer:

I knew I was a tsundere!

I knew it as well. I think everyone knew.

Morsomk:
I new as well. I think everyone new.

Why are you talking like the Hulk new person?

kailus13:
Hope nobody finds my BDSM collection :/

Keep it under lock and key, like mine.

EeveeElectro:
The first person to say anything about my hair gets shot in the face.

I wasn't going to say anything.

Fijiman:
Your hair is almost as stupid as your face.

Now that's just not nice. Also, not the most intelligent of insults, not that we'd expect much more from the likes of you.

Teoes:
Nice insult, you're so intelligent Fijiman, I think I'm in love with you.

Get a room you two

Kitsune Hunter:
I think I am getting a nosebleed from all of this hot bishy action that is going on infront of me.

You want some tissue for that nosebleed?

Morsomk:
I'm going to take some blood samples.

What for?!

Kaleion:
YES! LET BLOOD FLOW! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Oh no! The Ruinous Powers have corrupted Kaleion!

Neuromancer:
Thinking of changing my Gamertag to HaRdCoRe_GaMeR69XxX, what do you guys think?

Oh, erm... if it makes you happy?

EeveeElectro:
Never gonna give you up! ...

I don't think it works if you just sing it Eevee :p

You need the video!

T0ad 0f Truth:

Thanks a lot, buddy.

InfinityCubed:
I am the ultimate in stupid.

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Besides, I'm sure I know at least one person dumber than you.

Fijiman:
You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Besides, I'm much more dumber than you.

Don't worry Fijiman, acceptance is hard, but now you know your problem and knowing is half the battle

Kitsune Hunter:
I am the thing that just skitted across the table.

You bitch! Com out to where I can smash you so that I'm not on edge for the rest of the damn night!

Fijiman:
Yo ass biiiatch! Come up ta where I can smack yo ass so dat I aint on edge fo' tha rest of tha damn night!

That sounds so darn stereotypical. Not to mention the fact that you are about to abuse your partner. I expected more from you, my foe.

Neuromancer:
And I I I I I I I I will always love U U U U U U

You too dude.
You too.

Dr.Susse:
hey yo dudebro, dude, dude, bro. I love you to bro dude.

Daww, it's always nice to see bros love each other.

Morsomk:

But, what about me? I wanna be loved by a confident young male aswell!

Worry not, dear Morsomk! I am certain that there are plenty of confident young males out there to court you!

Neuromancer:
Worry not, dear Morsomk! I am here for you, I'll always be, hold me!

*sniff* A confession of love, it's beautiful, just beautiful

Kitsune Hunter:

Neuromancer:
Worry not, dear Morsomk! I am here for you, I'll always be, hold me and kiss me you manliest of men!

No! I want him, Morsomk is mine!!! You stay out of our relationship you vile little man!

Hey, hey ladies...I am not exactly in the mood for relationship and I don't think I ever will be.

Morsomk:

Kitsune Hunter:

Fijiman:
Ooooooh Morsomk! I am here for you, I'll always be, hold me and kiss me you manliest of men!

No! I want him, Morsomk is mine!!! You stay out of our relationship you vile little man!

Hey, hey ladies... The planets are aligned, so I'm EXACTLY in the mood for getting myself a harem so come get some!

Go get 'em, my apprentice! Remember what I taught you!

Neuromancer:

Morsomk:

Kitsune Hunter:

No! I want him, Morsomk is mine!!! You stay out of our relationship you vile little man!

Hey, hey ladies... The planets are aligned, so I'm EXACTLY in the mood for getting myself a harem so come get some!

Did you know that Asari reproduce through a complex Biological mechanism known as parthenogenesis?

God damnit Neuromancer! Stop going off topic! Daystar's bad enough!

T0ad 0f Truth:
I stole some underwear off your washing line, I'll give it back soon.

Erm... okay? They are clean though...

EeveeElectro:
I never wash my underwear. I like feeling of 'em like that.

That's disgusting Eevee D:

You should take better care of yourself. Hygiene is important!

T0ad 0f Truth:
Man fuck hygiene! I don't even was my hands after the deed!

I am never shaking your hand.

Neuromancer:

I enjoy shaking trees in Animal Crossing #ifyouknowwhatimean

You pervert! Those are animals! And stop using hashtags, this isn't twitter! >:(

T0ad 0f Truth:

Neuromancer:

I enjoy shaking trees in Animal Crossing #ifyouknowwhatimean

You don't mind if I join in as well, do you Neuromancer?

Well to each his own I guess, don't worry I won't judge you both

Kitsune Hunter:

I am a promoter and supporter of Bestiality

Dude... Just... Duuuuuuude!

Your name makes sooo much sense now!

T0ad 0f Truth:

Dude... Just... Duuuuuuude! You want weed!

Ehh....no thanks.

Morsomk:
Fuck you guys, I'm going home.

Well we didn't want you here anyway.

Fijiman:
I hate each and everyone of you

Well I never Fijiman, I thought we were all friends here

Kitsune Hunter:

But I thought that Friendship is Magic D:

There ain't no ponies 'round 'ere, boy.

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