Hey! I didn't say that!

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Kitsune Hunter:
Neuromancer has gone to a better place: HELL! Mwashahahahahahahaha! Ahahahah*cough cough*. Ahem.

Come on man, that's just cold.

username sucks:

Kitsune Hunter:
Neuromancer has gone to a better place: HELL! Mwashahahahahahahaha! Ahahahah*cough cough*. Ahem.

Yes! Just imagining him get violated by demons is making my day!

Fortunately for me, large amounts of virgin blood was enough to bring me back. Unfortunately for both of you, I'm going to kill you. Slowly. And I'm going to enjoy it waaaaay more than I should.

But hey, feels good to be back, amirite?

Neuromancer:
I am back to being a creepy old guy that has a whole lab filled with teenaged clones of my dead wife.

I think it's best if I don't ask why.

Kaleion:

Neuromancer:
I am back to being a creepy old guy that has a whole lab filled with teenaged clones of my dead wife.

I don't need to ask you why because I've been stalking you for so damn long.

Watch out, your creepiness is showing.

Neuromancer:
I've been creeping in the bushes outside your house.

There are no bushes outside my house silly, it's a desert, you've got the wrong guy/girl/robot/space mutant lobster.

Kaleion:

Neuromancer:
I've been creeping in the bushes outside your house.

I know, I've been stalking you for such a long time that I know you are trying to stalk me so I counter-stalk you while also stalking you!

Oh nooooo, I've been out-stalked!

Neuromancer:
Pudding is quite delicious!

Yes, yes it is.

Fijiman:
I bathe only in pudding.

Do you at least use soap?

username sucks:

I used to eat what soap was left after washing XD

That's... pretty gross actually.

Neuromancer:
I too was doing of the things that were gross actually.

Whatever floats your boat dude.

Fijiman:
Wait what, how the fuck is your boat floating? HOW CAN BOATS FLOAT?!!!

I dunno, must have something to do with magic or magnets. Probably a weird combination of both?

Morsomk:
MAGIC?! MAAAAGIIIIIC! MAGICMAGICMAGICMAGICMAGIC!

No. No magic.

Fijiman:
Magic Sucks.

Hello to you aswell, Anti-Mage.

Neuromancer:

Fijiman:
Magic Sucks.

Let's burn the non believer for his blasphemy .

Chill out man, try to respect someone else's opinion

Kitsune Hunter:

Neuromancer:

Fijiman:
Magic Sucks.

Let's burn the non believer for his blasphemy .

Kiwi! Aloso Magica espaniol grande!

Huh, strangest response I've seen today.

Morsomk:

Kitsune Hunter:

Neuromancer:

Let's burn the non believer for his blasphemy .

Kiwi! Aloso Magica espaniol grande!

Kore wa nan desu ka?

Oh look, the Escapist went multicultural.

Neuromancer:

Morsomk:

Kitsune Hunter:

Kiwi! Aloso Magica espaniol grande!

Kore wa nan desu ka?

I hate people of other cultures!.

Well that's very silly of you.

Mullac:
Sometimes I wish I could put a saddle on a pig and ride it.

Hey, me too!

EeveeElectro:
I prefer to put the pig in the swing I've got installed in my bedroom.

I.. umm.. does the pig consent to that?

Teoes:

Hotdamn, what I would give, for a pig ride and some hot steamy sex afterwards!

Sounds like a reasonable thing to want to do.

Morsomk:
I am actually just an overly fluffed raccoon with a bad case of static electricity.

I suppose that's good to know.

Fijiman:

Morsomk:
I am actually just an overly fluffed raccoon with a bad case of static electricity.

That's hot.

Umm... Ok fiji. We don't judge here *cough* pervert *cough*

T0ad 0f Truth:
I am now going to go poo on the lawn.

That's disgusting.

Fijiman:
That's stupid! Pooping in the pool is so much more relaxing.

D:

People swim there you fiend!

T0ad 0f Truth:
From now on I shall only eat bird feathers.

Why would you do that?

Fijiman:
Why can't I quote people correctly?

No idea bro :p

T0ad 0f Truth:

Fijiman:
Why can't I quote people correctly?

You smell funny for not quoting people correctly.

Well I'm having to use my phone to post and it doesn't like to let me edit my posts very much. Therefor screw you brain face.

Fijiman:

T0ad 0f Truth:

Fijiman:
Why can't I quote people correctly?

You smell funny for not quoting people correctly.

I apologise profusely sir. It won't happen again sir. Totodile is the best johto starter sir.

Why thank you kind Bondingus. Totodile is the best Johto starter. You are forgiven.

T0ad 0f Truth:
Totodile is the worst Pokemon ever created.

Now I wouldn't say he's the worst, but you're right in that he's lesser than Cyndaquil.

Fijiman:
I once tried to ride on a Typhlosion's back, it didn't end well.

That sounds painful, but why would you even try that?

Kaleion:
I hugged a Muk once. I still can't get the smell off.

That sucks dude.

Fijiman:

Kaleion:
I hugged a Muk once. I still can't get the smell off.

Wouldn't you be dead because of how poisonous they are?
Wherever they pass by becomes infertile soil.

OK OK, I was lying because I wanted to 1up your story!

Kaleion:

Fijiman:

Kaleion:
I hugged a Muk once. I still can't get the smell off.

Wouldn't you be dead because of how poisonous they are?
Wherever they pass by becomes infertile soil.

No, I'm Ash. I'm immune to it.

What a sorry excuse of a trainer you are.

Neuromancer:
Pokemon is for kids and I laugh at you all for talking about it.

Well it's not like there isn't plenty of other stuff to laugh at them for, is there?

Teoes:
Can someone tell me where I can buy a person no questions asked?

Um no that's illegal.

(We'll talk out back...)

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